dear subgenius travel agent

From: SubGeniusSpice <email@somwhere.no>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Dec 13, 2001 4:38 PM

alt.slack has been going to hell for a long time.

my question is...when is it actually going to GET there?
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From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)

right....

about.....

NOW.

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I have burped, farted, and sneezed at the same time, and I am still
alive. --Dan Povenmire, Los Angeles
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Subject: Re: dear subgenius travel agent
From: HellPope Huey <ChevyTarkus@Barsoom.Ed>

There are three possible schools of thought on this:

1) Divide the hours until the last moment of life on Earth by the number of
friggin' Kevan posts for a final figure or:

2) My pants have been smoldering ominously for the last 6 months, what's YOUR secret? Either we're approaching farenheit 666 or this cloth is chafin' my cheeks too much. Great bedtime image, huh? or:

3) "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" And suddenly, you are.

You'll just WISH Daddy Stang HAD turned the car around.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
I argued with Satan
over the color of the buttons
on my Demencement tuxedo.

"I stay with my team.
People should stop trying to get me not to do that."
- "The West Wing"

"Its never dark in America."
-Maglite commercial

"There's my Christmas cheer,
divide it among yourselves."
- "Becker"

A job you can do without
http://www.studentmagazine.com/thisweek/thisweek_article.asp?articleID=21
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Subject: Re: dear subgenius travel agent
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Sorry for the 3-year
delay in departing from our connecting stop in Newark... we're still waiting
for the mechanics to arrive with the parts to fix that little problem we have
with the engine on the left wing hanging by a few cables and a fuel line...

... and the slight problem with the missing rudder.

In just a few moments the cabin attendants will be around with a lovely
selection of cocktail peanuts and hemlock. Oh, and please refrain from using
the lavatories until we can get someone with a crowbar to open the access
port to drain them. While we're waiting, we'll be showing one of our in-
flight movies: 'The Last Flight of United 800'.

Please be patient, and thanks for flying Dobbs Air."

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