Subject: dear sub genius answer yetti

From: "headkase" <woggurl@optusnospamnet.com.au>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Oct 31, 2001 1:48 AM

what slack has the higher value in slackness

earnt slack
or found slack?

headkase
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Subject: Re: dear sub genius answer yetti
From: SubGenius Spice <sgspice@safe-mail.netnoise>

nothing has a value until someone else wants it.

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Subject: Re: dear sub genius answer yetti
From: "The Not Quite Sane" <blargh3-spamfilter-@yahoo.com>

> what slack has the higher value in slackness
>
> earnt slack
> or found slack?

Slack obtained on company time.

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Subject: Re: dear sub genius answer yetti
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

The question itself poses some difficulty.

One might initially say that to bring in Slack
and to use Slack are like inhalation and exhalation,
which being better? (Obviously neither.)

But there is a flaw in that argument. So consider
the example of one type of Hindu fakir, who swallows
a long strip of cloth into his stomach, then pulls
it out again; with the purpose of cleaning his
stomach. And yet that too has problems in
comparison with Slack.

So modify this, so that instead of a Hindu fakir,
you have an annoying jerk. Well, this jerk has
discovered a way to suck a vast amount of liquidy
substances up into his anus. All sorts of things,
from Franco American spaghetti to Hershey syrup.
Now, while his purpose for doing this is unclear,
it is certainly different from the ascetism of that
Hindu fellow. And yet he, too is engaged in an
activity that has little *directly* to do with
Slack, but may actually have *everything* to do
with Slack.

Perhaps you should ask Reverend Stang. He prolly
knows all sorts of people who can suck stuff up
into their anus. I'm sure that that has something
to do with your question, but I'm kinda vague as
to exactly what. It's a very interesting endeavor,
really.
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From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

"SubGenius Spice" <sgspice@safe-mail.netnoise> wrote in message
news:39bvttonk0c6hpej5kccp2bm101a7chh2l@4ax.com...

>
> nothing has a value until someone else wants it.

what she said.

Actually I say found slack, because you don't have to work for it, but it
requires quantum manipulation that takes years of practice, ie surfing the
Luck Plane after repeated wipeouts.

alliekatt
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Subject: Re: dear sub genius answer yetti
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>

> earnt slack
> or found slack?
>

Depends whether you're an Emergentile or a Rewardarian.

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Subject: Re: dear sub genius answer yetti
From: "headkase" <woggurl@optusnospamnet.com.au>

uhmmmmmmmmmmmm?

is that some fancy shmancy sub genniii way of saying
what do you eat first the icing or the cake?

> > headkase
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Subject: Re: dear sub genius answer yetti
From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com>

Spoken like a true Rewardian. Now sit back and wait for someone
to supply you with the definitions.

-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR

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