In article <3jt6tp$gej@ionews.ionet.net>, TarlaStar <bmyers@ionet.net> wrote:
...there it was,
>yes brethren and sistern, right at mouth level in the middle of New Age Yuppiedom, like a sacred cow in the Kansas City Stockyards, like the Menendez brothers at a family reunion, the sacred writings were staring me straight in the mouth....REVELATION X and TWO-FISTED TALES OF "BOB"!!! Quickly, I snatched up the blessed tomes and hurried them to the cashier.
They are safe now. And I, well, I plan on having one hell of a fuckfest this weekend. I got "Bob" upstairs in my bedroom...Ai Ai Ai Ai Eeee!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE STUMBLED UPON! THE LEGENDARY "SOLE COPY" OF "TWO FISTED TALES OF "BOB," The PREQUEL to THREE FISTED TALES OF "BOB", written by DOBBS HIMSELF and published in an edition of ONE. AND YOU HAVE IT!!!
DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE. OUR AGENTS WILL BE RIGHT THERE.
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Subject: Re: The Luck of the SubGenius
From: i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
In article <3jupja$ai5@ionews.ionet.net>, TarlaStar <bmyers@ionet.net> wrote:
>Oh my "Bob"! I just realized that I erred...Yes, it's been known to happen once or twice before, but this was a big one. I blame it on my excitation, and beg your never humble forgiveness. "Bob"'s tales are THREE FISTED,not TWO (two was all I ever had to fit in before...) Sorry 'bout that.
Damn.
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