I was travelling from London Heathrow to Frankfurt this week. While I was waiting to get on the plane I looked out to see 'Dobbs International Services' trucks all around. EVERY plane I saw had one of those trucks next to it, loading or unloading.
In the name of "Bob" -
WHAT IS THE CHURCH SENDING TO EVERY CAPITAL IN EUROPE? WHAT IS BEING COLLECTED?
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* John Tzimisces tzimisces@cueball.demon.co.uk *
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Subject: Re: Dobbs International Services From: christuck@aol.com (ChrisTuck)
And they are REALLY and TRULY headquartered in Dallas!
I would KILL all of Humanity for one of their uniform "baseball" caps.
As for what they are loading or unloading, as Stang hisself would say,
"Eh-Eh-Eh!"
That which you do not know, cannot cause your brain to eat itself in sheer, uncomprehending HORROR!
When the "time" is right, you'll "know" what is in those trucks, Oh, yes, YOU WILL KNOW!
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Subject: Re: Dobbs International Services From: i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
In article <794942220snz@cueball.demon.co.uk>, tzimisces@cueball.demon.co.uk wrote:
>In the name of "Bob" -
>WHAT IS THE CHURCH SENDING TO EVERY CAPITAL IN EUROPE? WHAT IS BEING COLLECTED?
Shhhhhh.....
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Subject: Re: Dobbs International Services From: tzimisces@cueball.demon.co.uk (Tzimisces)
In article <3k5jve$og8@dockmaster.phantom.com>
clavis@phantom.com "Grand Clavister" writes:
>Tzimisces (tzimisces@cueball.demon.co.uk) wrote: :
>: WHAT IS THE CHURCH SENDING TO EVERY CAPITAL IN EUROPE? : WHAT IS BEING COLLECTED?
>I'm surprised you had to ask. "Bob", as we all know, is woefully disloyal when it comes to throwing bux the Foundation's way. Instead, "Bob" keeps his sales gland flexed by engaging in a multi-tiered, incredibly complex econopattern of sales, purchases, deals and feels that keep him rich in kickbacks and transaction fees, and keep the European economy alive and running.
>Until "Bob" no longer needs it, that is...
>Clavis
Well, that's true. It's inconceivable that the Master of Mercantilism wouldn't keep his mighty organ of profit-generation exercised.
What really bothered me was that I had a sudden conviction that whatever was in the trucks I'd be eating - or worse, IT WOULD BE EATING ME. I could almost see the trucks full of some weird, spongy, bloodsoaked mass that would be served up as airline "food". I could picture my Slack/soul/bodily fluids being soaked up if I wasn't man (or yeti) enough to take it.
In fact, the more I think of it the more it seems right: a plane-load of bovine normals, placidly chewing away and all the time it's THEIR essences being absorbed. And there are thousands of flights every day: the scale of the operation would be so immense only one man could be behind it - and he advertises it on the side of every truck.
That settles it. I'm sending in my $30 NOW. Any guy who can swing an operation like that deserves my soul and my wallet. --
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