Subject: Re: Yoko "Vocals"

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Oct 2, 2001 12:37 PM

In article <3BB7ECBC.8030708@bookofshadows.org>, ren
<ren@bookofshadows.org> wrote:

> I heard Yoko bewitched John and that is why he married her.

I think John married Yoko because she was the first INTERESTING woman
he'd met after YEARS of fucking practically every beautiful, trendy,
slim, young, made-up, PINK woman he had a mind to fuck. And I'm with
him. Seems like everybody just HATED Yoko, but I always thought she
looked like a lot of fun, and I'm not a bit surprised that a guy like
John Lennon might find something there that most people were blind to.

He finally met another SubGenius, that's what happened. I'll bet you
anything that she was among the few people who got a lot of his jokes,
or even knew WHEN he was joking. That goes a long way farther than
looks.

I overheard my friend Rev. Michael Peppe talking about what he BELIEVES
in:

"Well, I agree with John... I believe in me, I believe in John, but I
never could believe in Yoko, that's my problem. I believed in LINDA
though."

Ironically, we know from special secret McCartney-suppressed sound
board tapes that Linda sang every bit as horribly as Yoko, BUT WITHOUT
TRYING.

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