What I would have done...

From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

...had I been accused of being an accomplice
to Timothy McVeigh. (At about the time of
his initial arrest.)

1) "Hell yes, I did it. When Newt Ginrich and Trent
Lott order you to blow up a building, you'd better
damn well blow up a building!"

(and if they bit on *that* one)

2) "They told me personally that they wanted the Murrah
Federal Building blown up to embarass Bill Clinton and
Janet Reno. No hidden messages through my teevee set, I
mean face to face, they told me what to do. They gave us
money from the RNC treasury and it must have been half the
RNC staff was in the room and applauded us as we were
leaving."

(or, if they didn't buy it)

3) "We got our information and materials through MASSAD."

4) "The Riadi group from Indonesia. You know, wholly owned
subsidiary of the Chinese Army."

5) "Nobody, and I mean *NOBODY* hits Bill Gates with an
antitrust suit."

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"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."

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