Too Much, Not Enough, 2.0, 2.0. who cares?

From: HPH <guitsynth@yahoo.com>

In the Church of the SubGenius, my adopted and FAVORITE 'religion,' partly because its biases and pretensions are laid RIGHT OUT THERE for all to see, we have a saying: "Too much is always better than not enough!" This infers that you can back up from Too Much, but that Not Enough can't feed the bulldog, although it CAN feed the BullDADA. One of our dewy-eyed newbies asked just what it meant deep-down, so I reached into the sludge that passes for a doctrine in our hilarious and most SACRED bag of frauds and responded thusly:

If you HAVE too much, the implication is that you can usually back off until its Just Enough, but sometimes the Too Much is SO much that you're overwhelmed before you can jump out from under the tit and if you aren't crushed outright, the nipple clips your gleeschlonken and then your BRAIN may become Not Enough. Having been beseiged by Not Enough for quite a while now, I could probably handle Too Much happily for a bit, but then, I'm a friggin' HELLPOPE and Too Much in my own right, so I'm hardly the final authority. However, as we see here daily, there's an awful lot of Not Enough going around and the Too Much usually takes the form of Not Enough of the right THINGS, which is yet another form of Too Much. For example, if I try to describe it any further, it would be Too Much. I have Not Enough time to do this and up thine anyway. Hope this helps.

And why am I telling any of YOU this silly thing? Why, for almost no reason whatsoever, except to maybe get a cheap laugh. When was the last time a televangelist or Buddha-bashin' Taliban screwhead did THAT for anyone? OKAY then! And here endeth the lesson, whatEVER it is.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Trying to shake the snapping cur of Society offa my pants cuff since 1959

"Why do they get special treatment?"
"Because they're special."
- "The West Wing"

"I'm not afraid of the dark..
I'm afraid of the evil it conceals."
- "Becker"

"I've seen better film on my grandmother's eye!"
- "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

Goddamned SubGeniuses, always championing the cause of
increased obfuscation. "Him not are scramble trans-syntax, him always go to yes of buttsplit gutblowout, regardless for am loophole wonderland of earthly delights pajamas!"

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