Subject: THIS REALLY WORKS!!!!!!

From: UNBRAKO <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Aug 24, 2000 3:02 AM
Message-ID: <39A4C888.1971@subgenius.com>

A FABULOU$ WAY TO TURN THOU$AND$ INTO $6 DOLLAR$ I found this on a
bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back, I was
browsing through newsgroups and came across an article similar to this
that said you could make $6.00 within weeks with only an initial
investment of thousands of dollars! So I thought, "Yeah right, this must
be a scam", but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading.
Anyway, it said that you send $1.00 to each of the thousands of names
and address stated in the article. You then place your own name and
address in the bottom of the list, and post the article in at least 6
newsgroups (there are thousands). No catch, that was it. So after
thinking it over, and talking to a few people first, I thought about
trying it. I figured, "What have I got to lose except thousands of
dollars, right?" Then I invested the measly thousands of dollars. Well,
GUESS WHAT!!... Within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail! I
was shocked! I figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming
in. In my first week, I made $2.00. By the end of the second week, I had
made a total of over $3.00! In the third week I had over $3.00 - and
it's still growing. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total
of just over $4.00 and it's still coming in rapidly. It was certainly
worth the thousands of dollars. I have spent more than that on a lunch!!
Let me tell you how this works and, most importantly, why it
works....also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you
can get the information off of it as you need it. I promise you that if
you follow the directions exactly, that you will start making more money
than you ever thought possible by doing something so easy! Suggestion:
Read this entire message carefully! Print it out or download it. Follow
the simple directions and watch the money come in! Read this entire
message carefully! It's easy. It's illegal - and your investment is only
thousands of dollars (plus postage) . IMPORTANT: This is a scam; it is
indecent; it is illegal; and it is virtually no risk - it really
works!!!! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will
receive extraordinary dividends. PLEASE NOTE: Follow these directions
EXACTLY and $50,000, or more, can be lost in 20 to 60 days. This program
remains successful because of the honesty and stupidity of the
participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the
instructions. Read this entire message carefully! You will now become
part of the DUMBASS HALL OF FAME. In this business, your product is not
solid and tangible, it's a dream. You are now in the business of Mailing
Lies. Many large corporations are willing and happy to pay big bucks for
quality lies; however, the money made from the mailing lies is secondary
to the losses made from people like you and me asking to be included in
those lies. Here are the 4 easy steps to success: STEP 1: Get
thousands separate pieces of paper and write the following on each piece
of paper, "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIES". Include your name and
address. Now get thousands of US $1.00 bills and place ONE bill inside
EACH of the pieces of paper (so the dollar bill will not be seen
through the envelope - this is to prevent thievery). Next, place one
paper (with the dollar bill wrapped inside) into each of the envelopes
and seal the envelopes. You should now have thousands of sealed
envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, your
name and address, and a $1.00 bill. What you are doing is stupid. THIS
IS ABSOLUTELY ILLEGAL! Read this entire message carefully! You are
requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it! Like most
of us, I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal
aspects of it all so I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office
(1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed illegal! Put a
stampon each envelope and mail the envelopes to the anybody you can
think of.
STEP 2: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as
close to the original as possible. Now, post your amended article to at
least 6 newsgroups (I think there are close to 24,000 groups).Read this
entire message carefully! PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains
successful because of the honesty and stupidity of the participants and
their carefully adhering to the directions. Look at it this way, if you
are of integrity, the program will continue and the money that so many
others receive will come from you.
Congratulations...THAT'S IT!
Thousands of people from all over the world are joining the internet and
reading these articles everyday JUST LIKE YOU are now!! So, how can you
not afford the thousands of dollars to see if it really works?? I think
you can't afford the opposite - to not give it a try. People have said,
"What if the plan is played out and no one sends me the money?" So what!
It's only six bucks. What are the chances of that really happening
anyway when there are tons of new honest people who are joining the
internet and newsgroups everyday and who are willing to give it a try?
Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, every day, with thousands
of those joining the actual internet. Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY
- We're all on this planet together and we're here to love one another.
Can you think of a better way than to treat one another kindly and to
share the wealth?

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