The Future came to me in a dream!!!

From: "pisces" <kvanhall@rlc.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 19, 2001 2:39 AM
Message-ID: <YQht6.1431$l61.230564@news1.news.adelphia.net>

I will relate now to you all the dream I had....

so the cities are destroyed.
and we had sex on top of the concrete rubble of the government buildings...
a wonderful thing that was...

the paint was melting off of cars... it bubbled off.... but if you touched
it .. it didn't hurt... it was cool to touch.....

I went through the old buildings...
I was in a tunnel and there was this creature...
the aliens sent down drone slaves... to look for anyone who may have
survived
the drones were purplish blue... but not slimy... sorta dry looking...
about 0.5ft tall... and about 1.5 feet wide...
they had tentacles
the tentacles moved about searching for anyone who may have escaped the
wrath.
I took a cool (as in temp) laser light (like a laser pointer I think) and
made about 5 passes over the drone.
it finally split right in two
inside it was all spongy and sorta peachy pink color...

alas this is all I can recall...
it is a shame.. it was so beautiful...
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Subject: Re: The Future came to me in a dream!!!
From: "illuminatrix" <dhazel@friend.ly.fnordnet>

see what happens?
you wanted alien tentacle sex
and then when you were just about to get some
you had to get all militaristic
and bust out the star wars light saber on the poor little guy.

the truth is you can't -handle- alien tentacle sex....

rev i
psychoanalysis $20/hr
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Subject: Re: The Future came to me in a dream!!!
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.complicated>

>
>alas this is all I can recall...
>it is a shame.. it was so beautiful...

what?

no poptarts?
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Subject: Re: The Future came to me in a dream!!!
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)

The Future came to me when I was 15 and laid hands to my first real grand
piano, but it was in a cheesy foam package with plastic wrap over the top
and it was already WAY past the expiration date. Imagine how it smells to
me after 20 years as a SubGenius. Mere words cannot convey the wretching,
vertiginous horror I feel as unconsciousness envelops me EVERY FUCKING
NIGHT.

This is an announcement: damn you, damn you all. That's not personal,
I've just seen it already and know how it ends. Not well. And the SMELL!
By the time its REALLY X-Day, you'll be stuffing monkey brains up yer nose
to merely OFFSET it.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Synth, Excentrifugal Forz, Rant-O-Rama, PriaPopism

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gimme the old, gimme the young, I'll eat the lot."
- Craig Ferguson

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a hundred disciples?"
- baseball's Paul Owen,
complaining about a loud radio

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