From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sat, Jun 23, 2001 2:06 PM
Fernandinande Le Mur wrote:
>
(snips and snails and eye of newt)
> In conclusion we may say that it is as difficult,
or more
> difficult, to compel a witch to tell the truth
as it is to
> exorcise a person possessed of the devil.
If "the manual" were still being used today,
I wonder if it
would be like an MSCE exam prep:
"There are three women in the room. Two of these
are witches
who will always lie. The third is a good Xtian woman
who,
though she might incidentally stretch the truth, would
only
do so in a venal, rather than cardinal manner. Your
primary
task is to properly diagnose which of these women are
witches
and which is not. One of your secondary tasks will
be to
determine if either or both of the witches are possessed
by
demon(s), and which demon(s); and to involk the appropriate
saint to combat said demon(s). Your other secondary
task will
be to coerce the names of accomplises, either human
assistants/
associates or animal/familiars from the witches only,
without
fatally damaging the good Xtian woman.
"You have elected to use detection and determination
of Satanic
influence method RX23-M-1445, and have one hour in which
to
make your diagnosis and/or coercions. It would be the
most
efficient use of your time to:
a) attempt to complete just your primary task.
b) attempt to complete both your primary and one of
your
secondary tasks.
c) attempt to complete both of your secondary tasks.
d) loudly shout "fuck this shit!" and use
the LINUX method of
demon detection & disposal.
e) say the women are broken and try to swap them in.
(this would be brain-damagingly funny to someone who
has taken
the MSCE.)
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