Pink Speak

From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, May 24, 2001 10:50 PM
Message-ID: <BAB7CF4599D4B963.C053AB788F75BCFF.B4319493E29B8B4F@lp.airnews.net>

So, I'm watching CNBC in the morning, the business stuff.

This CEO from the company that runs Au Bon Pain discusses his business:

"Our strategy is to provide our customers with a REAL FOOD experience in
an atmosphere of connection."

Kinda made me worry about what I was getting at Einstein Bagels, for
example!

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Subject: Re: Pink Speak
From: bear@pole.com (polar bear)

not to mention Crispy Kreme.... eeewwwwwww!
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Subject: Re: Pink Speak
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

Wherever you eat, just never eat the buffet salad bar.
Minimum-wage employees *just can't help* wacking off
in it. It's a thing.

Me, I've given up salad.

--
"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."
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Subject: Re: Pink Speak
From: "IMBJR" <imbjr@imbjr.com>

>
>Wherever you eat, just never eat the buffet salad bar.
>Minimum-wage employees *just can't help* wacking off
>in it. It's a thing.

I thought the wank guard stopped that sorta thing.

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Subject: Re: Pink Speak
From: bear@pole.com (polar bear)

I was sitting in Wendy's eating salad when this group of mentally
challenged individuals comes in and proceeds to glorp on the salad bar. One
MCI can't decide which salad dressing to use so he slurps down a spoonful
of each, then puts the spoon back in the container. That was it for me.
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Subject: Re: Pink Speak
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>

Me, I've given up salad.
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Now wonder all the grrlz head for the salad bar! Come to think of it
(no pun intended) most preferred salad dressings are white and creamy,
too. We boyz are thinking "Caesar Ranch" while I guess the grrlz are
thinking "BUKAKE"...

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Subject: Re: Pink Speak
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.com>

oh.

so *that's* where bleu cheese salad dressing comes from.

"push the tempo..." - fatboy slim

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