not slack

From: "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 25, 2001 6:51 PM

you ever try to put eardrops in a cat's ears?

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Fire and brimstone, I will not relent
Just as all good things must come to an end
I will administer as I see fit" -Clutch
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Subject: Re: not slack
From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@404infomagic.com>

no, but I got a few eardrop jars full of cat ears I'll sell you.
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Subject: Re: not slack
From: "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net>

that would not assist in my current endeavor, my endeavor, which is
currently, to put, endeavoringly, eardrops, currently, into the ears of the
cat for whom i endevor to currently complete endeavorship therein.

forthwit.

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Subject: Re: not slack
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

>
> you ever try to put eardrops in a cat's ears?
>

It's a real cinch if ya got enough duct tape.

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"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."
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From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

You know those 'power pressure' squirt guns, that shoot water 300
meters?

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- warning on a window air conditioner

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From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack

mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters) hunched over
a computer, typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the
Monsters) laughed madly, then wrote:

>>you ever try to put eardrops in a cat's ears?
>
>Just whck over the head with a 5# hammer about 12 times. They tend to keep
>still after that
>

I find it's difficult to distinguish the ear from the rest of it
afterwards though.

I guess you could throw it all in a blender with the ear drops and the
end result would be more or less the same.

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From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@404infomagic.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

would it be simpler if you put the eardrops in the cat ears inside the
eardrop bottles and then cram the whole thing inside the ears of the cat?

of course it would.

just not for the cat.
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Subject: Re: not slack
From: mtrxhzu@aol.com00101110 (whoa)

You boys are just mean.

Lay the pussy down and stoke it gently to calm it.
Use your fingers to push the fur away from the destination hole and to hold it
open.
Keep a firm grip with your other hand and keep stroking the pussy and murmering
to it reassuringly.
Squeeze the liquid in and then rub vigorously, but not too hard.
If the pussy looks like it it going to start shaking and expel the liquid,
cover it with a towel to avoid a mess.

~Sr Special K
--
Sticks and stones may hurt our bones, but bones heal in a relatively short
time, while one critical parent can cripple you forever.
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Subject: Re: not slack
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

wow

somehow I'm all sweaty and stuff all of a sudden

i feel like i'm missing something here

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Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"non urum ad ventum."

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Subject: Re: not slack
From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@404infomagic.com>

> Keep a firm grip with your other hand and keep stroking the pussy and
murmering
> to it reassuringly.
> Squeeze the liquid in and then rub vigorously, but not too hard.
> If the pussy looks like it it going to start shaking and expel the liquid,
> cover it with a towel to avoid a mess.

then shove your dick into it's ear all the way to make sure it takes.
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Subject: Re: not slack
From: "kevbob" <kevbob@ecsis.net>

"whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@404infomagic.com> wrote

> would it be simpler if you put the eardrops in the cat ears inside the
> eardrop bottles and then cram the whole thing inside the ears of the cat?
>
> of course it would.
>
> just not for the cat.

ah,

but not as simple as cutting off the hands of those who think ill towards my
cat.

oh,

wait just a minute.

hmm.

that's not "simple",

that's just plain _fun_.

if you think i'm joking,

why won't you put your hand in the fucking box?

Subject: Re: not slack
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.com>

From <tjffqvac5apl51@corp.supernews.com>, Dr. kevbob extrapolated....

> you ever try to put eardrops in a cat's ears?

just teach the cat to do it itself.

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