Figured out The Prisoner Series

From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jun 26, 2001 11:32 PM

I've finally figured out this old TV series after having viewed the DVD
version of the opener.

Number 6 was sent to a "Village" where he is to be cured of being GAY.

That's why in every episode they throw some chick at him and say things
in the control room like "Number Six is just not like every man" and so
on. Especially episode Big Ben where he seems to escape the "Village"
shipped out in a box with a woman that can't get him to think about
anything but his damn Lithuanian wristwatch.

And the supervisor he meets (in what is supposed to be London) is named
FothrinGAY.

People have been watching this series for 30 some years, too. And they
never connected being GAY with the Village!

It should be, therefore, VERY obvious why Number 6 is ALWAYS running
into some really sticky trouble with #2...

Q. E. D.

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Subject: Re: Figured out The Prisoner Series
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

Ah, but you could interpret it as EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE.

The reason he resigned: He discovered that ALL of the "Honorable
Schoolboys" he works with and for are butt-caning fetishist homos!
(I imagine mostly Tories.)

At the very beginning of each show, he pounds the desk of his
supervisor and says "I will not stick my [Brit. euphamism for
"penis"] up some sod's bunghole."

Even the weather balloon thingy is like that weird kink where homos
get wrapped up in saran wrap. And they keep bombarding him with
multimedia messages that being gay is good, like "Ellen" re-runs.

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"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."
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Subject: Re: Figured out The Prisoner Series
From: yougottabekidding@noway.com (Reverend DJ Epoch)

Soooooo.......Patrick MacGoohan was actually the 6th member of the Village
People?

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Subject: Re: Figured out The Prisoner Series
From: shinpath@gol.com (Shining Path of Least Resistance)

"I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A GAY MAN!"

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