From: "Unclaimed Mysteries" <k4doh@mindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 29, 2001 2:30 AM
As predicted in the unjustly-maligned Dateline for Dominance,
this product
has arrived.
It is ____________.
--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net/
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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Schwinky Beets! The beets you just can't eat!
Buy one today, and throw it away!
Moms! Dads! Kids just LOVE to throw Schwinky Beets away!
Teach YOUR kids the value of recycling with Schwinky
Beets,
the world's FIRST renewable source of recycled resources!
<cut to smiling waving garbage man who hefts a trash
can full
of discarded Schwinky beets into the hopper of a garbage
truck>
<cut to beaming twinkley eyed children who wave out
the window
to the garbage man. Father standing behind son pats
him on the shoulder,
waves, with pipe in hand, to the garbage man as well>
<cue 1950's-style jingle with female voice>
Schwinky's Schwinky's
The beet you can't eat
If it's not Schwinky's
Then it's probably edible!
--
Artemia Salina -- http://www.drpez.com/drali1.htm
Taking the 'rhetorical' out of 'rhetorical question'
since 1958
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Subject: Re: A product whose only function is to be
recycled.
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
>
>It is ____________.
>
The Information Economy
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From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.comquat>
>
>It is ____________.
cheap, brittle fiber-composition broomsticks?
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From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
The personal computer.
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From: "headkase" <woggster@bigpond.com>
> > It is ____________.
crap!
our crap
dog crap
any crap!
hk
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Subject: Re: A product whose only function is to be
recycled.
From: opalpeacok@aol.com.net (Salacia the Overseer)
>>
>>It is ____________.
>>
Water
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