Friday Jones wrote:
>
> On this sacred SubHoliday, all SubGenii wear a smudge of Frop ash on their
> forehead, in token of all the Frop that "Bob" has smoked for them.
>
Awktually, this is St. Nero's day. It's one of the "floater"
holidays, usually found by calculating body mass and water
temperature to determine when the abdominal gasses will
"bob" it up to the surface.
(Be sure to check your local conditions before setting an
Xtian on fire today. La Nina conditions have imposed more
than the normal number of "no burn" days.)
(Oh, and remember, if you *plan* to burn down your city
today, be sure to ignite those parts that weren't scheduled
for 'gentrification' anyway. Why save a developer a few
bucks?)
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Subject: Re: Frop Ash Wednesday
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 14, 2000 12:43 PM
Message-ID: <140320001243140482%stang@subgenius.com>
In article <friday-ya02408000R1403000723240001@news.tiac.net>, Friday
Jones <friday@fridayjones.com> wrote:
> On this sacred SubHoliday, all SubGenii wear a smudge of Frop ash on their
> forehead, in token of all the Frop that "Bob" has smoked for them.
And on XX-Day, Friday Jones wore the smudge of 'Frop ash over her
entire body, for all the EXTRA 'Frop that "Bob" smoked for HER, plus
all the 'Frop she would have smoked were she to smoke at all, but which
"Bob" had to use up instead so that it wouldn't go bad.
Speaking of Friday and the 'Frop Ash, the esteemed Cleveland SubGenius
preacher, the right Rev. Still Wright (a worthy dusky hued gentleman of
the Negroidistic conviction) bought a copy of the XX-Day 2-video set...
when next I talked to him on the phone, it seemed that the main thing
that impressed him was Friday's full-body black-face wrestling
appearance. We both agreed that "Friday Jones has a lot of nerve, and
that black sure sets off her STRANGE BEAUTIFUL HYPNOTIC EVIL EYES."
HOWEVER, I also heard a tape of a recent KPFA-Berkeley radio "SHOW"
with Puzzling Evidence and Dr. Howl, on which they griped about how
lame our X-Days are compared to Burning Man, and how silly our blood
wrestling matches are. Hal doesn't like them because he feels that the
nudity of gross fat men struggling with young women is somehow
disgusting. (DUH!!! And FUNNY! And it's good exercise too.) Puz doesn't
like them because he doesn't know what it's like to not be good looking
(my theory). But the most interesting thing was that they both wanted
to talk about the hilarious spectacle of our beloved "token Nazi" Papa
Joe Mama rassling with "Cleopatra" Jones -- BUT NEITHER ONE OF THEM
COULD BRING THEMSELVES TO SAY "... and she was wearing nothing but
blackface -- black greasepaint over her entire unclothed body." They
CLUMSILY SIDESTEPPED the salient fact that would have made the POINT of
what they had started out to describe. (Needless to say, they also did
not point out that she's STACKED like a BRICK SHITHOUSE and TOTALLY
HOT, which would likewise be "rude" apparently.)
In other words, in San Francisco, even if you're the coolest avant
garde improv comedians on the airwaves, describing a white women as
wearing an all-black costume to look like a black person for comedic
effect -- IS UNSAYABLE. A plain fact too politically incorrect to even
be DESCRIBED, even when it was somebody ELSE doing it -- IN SAN
FRANCISCO. It almost HURT to hear them painfully trying to somehow let
their audience know that there was a "racial joke" involved without
letting them know that such an awful thing had ever been perpetrated.
Now that is NOT what I call "integration." Integration is when Rev.
Still and I can, TOGETHER, in MANLY YETIONSYN COMERADERY, both lust
after Friday Jones in black face, AND/OR Rev. Still's sister in
WHITE-FACE.
This is one reason why I am very proud of our silly little rassling
matches and X-Day events, even if they aren't as cool as Burning Man.
At least we can say cusswords like "black" and "joke" on OUR shows!
Right in front of BLACK people! Sometimes, it's even black people
SAYING those cusswords. But of course these are all Yetinsyny we're
talking about, so NO stereotypical truths of ANY *HUMAN* race apply.
On the other hand, simply describing Friday's religious action stunt
might well HAVE confused and offended listeners merely because it's one
of those "you had to have been there" things... which in fact the whole
X-Day thing IS, so I don't know why Puz and Hal were griping about
their friends' obscure home movies to a large radio audience in the
FIRST place. That would be FINE if they were also playing some audio
soundtrack clips from what they were describing, in the background.
(The audio from the wrestling events actually is pretty funny in its
editted form, largely due to Rev. Gorgonzola's running commentary.)
Eh phooey. Scaredy-cats, afraid of the Internet. C'MON, HAL!! WELLMAN!!
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHOW YER YELLER-BELLIED FACES HERE SOONER OR
LATER!! I'LL MEET YA AT HIGH NOON ON MAIN STREET OF ALT.SLACK VILLAGE!
I'll use my SLOW modem, just to be FAIR.
--
Copyright 2000 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 2nd Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected: PO Box 19355 Cleveland OH 44119
The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.: PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack / PRABOB
Fax: 216-738-0150
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Subject: Re: Frop Ash Wednesday
From: König PrüB, GmbH <saurkraut@weinerschnitzel.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 14, 2000 4:53 PM
Message-ID: <sctd7lr1s2r102@corp.supernews.com>
"Rev. Ivan Stang" escrivened:
>In article <friday-ya02408000R1403000723240001@news.tiac.net>, Friday
>Jones <friday@fridayjones.com> wrote:
>
>> On this sacred SubHoliday, all SubGenii wear a smudge of Frop ash on their
>> forehead, in token of all the Frop that "Bob" has smoked for them.
>
>And on XX-Day, Friday Jones wore the smudge of 'Frop ash over her
>entire body, for all the EXTRA 'Frop that "Bob" smoked for HER, plus
>all the 'Frop she would have smoked were she to smoke at all, but which
>"Bob" had to use up instead so that it wouldn't go bad.
>
>Speaking of Friday and the 'Frop Ash, the esteemed Cleveland SubGenius
>preacher, the right Rev. Still Wright (a worthy dusky hued gentleman of
>the Negroidistic conviction) bought a copy of the XX-Day 2-video set...
>when next I talked to him on the phone, it seemed that the main thing
>that impressed him was Friday's full-body black-face wrestling
>appearance. We both agreed that "Friday Jones has a lot of nerve, and
>that black sure sets off her STRANGE BEAUTIFUL HYPNOTIC EVIL EYES."
>
>HOWEVER, I also heard a tape of a recent KPFA-Berkeley radio "SHOW"
>with Puzzling Evidence and Dr. Howl, on which they griped about how
>lame our X-Days are compared to Burning Man, and how silly our blood
>wrestling matches are. Hal doesn't like them because he feels that the
>nudity of gross fat men struggling with young women is somehow
>disgusting. (DUH!!! And FUNNY! And it's good exercise too.) Puz doesn't
>like them because he doesn't know what it's like to not be good looking
>(my theory). But the most interesting thing was that they both wanted
>to talk about the hilarious spectacle of our beloved "token Nazi" Papa
>Joe Mama rassling with "Cleopatra" Jones -- BUT NEITHER ONE OF THEM
>COULD BRING THEMSELVES TO SAY "... and she was wearing nothing but
>blackface -- black greasepaint over her entire unclothed body." They
>CLUMSILY SIDESTEPPED the salient fact that would have made the POINT of
>what they had started out to describe. (Needless to say, they also did
>not point out that she's STACKED like a BRICK SHITHOUSE and TOTALLY
>HOT, which would likewise be "rude" apparently.)
>
>In other words, in San Francisco, even if you're the coolest avant
>garde improv comedians on the airwaves, describing a white women as
>wearing an all-black costume to look like a black person for comedic
>effect -- IS UNSAYABLE. A plain fact too politically incorrect to even
>be DESCRIBED, even when it was somebody ELSE doing it -- IN SAN
>FRANCISCO. It almost HURT to hear them painfully trying to somehow let
>their audience know that there was a "racial joke" involved without
>letting them know that such an awful thing had ever been perpetrated.
>
>Now that is NOT what I call "integration." Integration is when Rev.
>Still and I can, TOGETHER, in MANLY YETIONSYN COMERADERY, both lust
>after Friday Jones in black face, AND/OR Rev. Still's sister in
>WHITE-FACE.
>
>This is one reason why I am very proud of our silly little rassling
>matches and X-Day events, even if they aren't as cool as Burning Man.
>At least we can say cusswords like "black" and "joke" on OUR shows!
>Right in front of BLACK people! Sometimes, it's even black people
>SAYING those cusswords. But of course these are all Yetinsyny we're
>talking about, so NO stereotypical truths of ANY *HUMAN* race apply.
>
>On the other hand, simply describing Friday's religious action stunt
>might well HAVE confused and offended listeners merely because it's one
>of those "you had to have been there" things... which in fact the whole
>X-Day thing IS, so I don't know why Puz and Hal were griping about
>their friends' obscure home movies to a large radio audience in the
>FIRST place. That would be FINE if they were also playing some audio
>soundtrack clips from what they were describing, in the background.
>(The audio from the wrestling events actually is pretty funny in its
>editted form, largely due to Rev. Gorgonzola's running commentary.)
>
>Eh phooey. Scaredy-cats, afraid of the Internet. C'MON, HAL!! WELLMAN!!
>YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHOW YER YELLER-BELLIED FACES HERE SOONER OR
>LATER!! I'LL MEET YA AT HIGH NOON ON MAIN STREET OF ALT.SLACK VILLAGE!
>I'll use my SLOW modem, just to be FAIR.
I saw the pictures of "Black Friday," and took it to be some form
political commentary, a reference to Black Friday, Sept. 24, 1869,
day of financial panic. To corner the gold market, speculators, including
Jay Gould and James Fisk, sought the support of federal officials of the
Grant administration. The attempt failed when government gold was released
for sale. The drive ended on a Friday, when thousands were ruined.
Other days of financial panic have also been called Black Friday.
Hmmmm, I wonder if they're doing that with oil?
What's she going to do for "Good Friday?"
There was a recent news item that the US Census was allowing
"multiracial categories" that would allow for 62 varieties on human beans,
but that probably only 2% of the respondants would use these categories.
I'm still on my "breed like dogs" kick, so, I'm all for more catagories and
breeds of people. I think that the various breeds should have interesting names,
but even if this comes to pass, there will still be less flattering, albeit more
descriptive, nicknames for the diverse breeds of man.
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Subject: Re: Frop Ash Wednesday
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Wed, Mar 15, 2000 4:10 AM
Message-ID: <qrkucsooj8mv24ticg67en9rmphohofahi@4ax.com>
On Tue, 14 Mar 2000 12:43:14 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<stang@subgenius.com> wrote, in alt.slack:
}Eh phooey. Scaredy-cats, afraid of the Internet. C'MON, HAL!! WELLMAN!!
}YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHOW YER YELLER-BELLIED FACES HERE SOONER OR
}LATER!! I'LL MEET YA AT HIGH NOON ON MAIN STREET OF ALT.SLACK VILLAGE!
}I'll use my SLOW modem, just to be FAIR.
Dunno boss. I don't think he could cope with a medium that can talk BACK.
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Subject: Re: Frop Ash Wednesday
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Mar 15, 2000 2:32 PM
Message-ID: <150320001132139602%lilith@ZubJenius.com>
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the "To," "Cc," and "Newsgroups" headers for details. ]]
In article <140320001243140482%stang@subgenius.com>, Rev. Ivan Stang
<stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
> Speaking of Friday and the 'Frop Ash, the esteemed Cleveland SubGenius
> preacher, the right Rev. Still Wright (a worthy dusky hued gentleman of
> the Negroidistic conviction) bought a copy of the XX-Day 2-video set...
> when next I talked to him on the phone, it seemed that the main thing
> that impressed him was Friday's full-body black-face wrestling
> appearance. We both agreed that "Friday Jones has a lot of nerve, and
> that black sure sets off her STRANGE BEAUTIFUL HYPNOTIC EVIL EYES."
It's the nerve that makes her so appealing to bloodthirsty types such
as myself. She's BAD, and as they say, that's GOOD.
Should Friday pass from the mortal realm before I, I hope to have the
privilege of eating her brains, that I might become more Jones-like. Or
her breasts. I'm not sure which I really want, but most days I lean
towards the brains.
The Prophet Lilith
--
Her Ladyship Rev. Dkr. St. Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire, Inc.
== Prophet--Stage Manager Of The EndTimes--Corrective Phrenologist ==
====== http://www.foolspress.com == http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com ======
How frappie brings to Yetikind the visions barred from monkeys blind.
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Subject: Re: Frop Ash Wednesday
From: Name: PopeBlack <popeblack@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Mar 15, 2000 3:07 PM
Message-ID: <8aoqi7$5ov$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
Why can't we just call the holiday "Hash Wednesday" instead?
http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/metric/302/
His divine grace,
The Second Luckiest Man Alive!
The Apostle Pope General Dr. Mighty David Lee Black THC MMDA
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
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Subject: Re: Frop Ash Wednesday
From: SubGenius Spice <anon2166@hushmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Mar 15, 2000 5:19 PM
Message-ID: <uv20ds0sht3ulppa7csp9ocljpq8oskpn7@sgs.org>
# 30 on todays alt.slack hit parade is Popess Lilith von Fraumench and
Posted via Supernews, http://www.supernews.com doing their rendition of :
>[[ This message was both posted and mailed: see
> the "To," "Cc," and "Newsgroups" headers for details. ]]
>
>In article <140320001243140482%stang@subgenius.com>, Rev. Ivan Stang
><stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
>> Speaking of Friday and the 'Frop Ash, the esteemed Cleveland SubGenius
>> preacher, the right Rev. Still Wright (a worthy dusky hued gentleman of
>> the Negroidistic conviction) bought a copy of the XX-Day 2-video set...
>> when next I talked to him on the phone, it seemed that the main thing
>> that impressed him was Friday's full-body black-face wrestling
>> appearance. We both agreed that "Friday Jones has a lot of nerve, and
>> that black sure sets off her STRANGE BEAUTIFUL HYPNOTIC EVIL EYES."
>
>It's the nerve that makes her so appealing to bloodthirsty types such
>as myself. She's BAD, and as they say, that's GOOD.
>
>Should Friday pass from the mortal realm before I, I hope to have the
>privilege of eating her brains, that I might become more Jones-like. Or
>her breasts. I'm not sure which I really want, but most days I lean
>towards the brains.
yeah, it really suxors when i forget to tighten the top of my skull and my
brains splursh to the floor.
i hate having to lean towards the brains.
especially before coffee.
--
SubGenius Spice
www.distributed.net
moo.
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Subject: Re: Frop Ash Wednesday
From: kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Mar 15, 2000 9:23 PM
Message-ID: <sd0hcnrd9n137@corp.supernews.com>
stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) posted to alt.slack on Tue, 14
Mar 2000 17:43:14 GMT with <140320001243140482%stang@subgenius.com>
>Eh phooey. Scaredy-cats, afraid of the Internet. C'MON, HAL!!
>WELLMAN!! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SHOW YER YELLER-BELLIED FACES HERE
>SOONER OR LATER!! I'LL MEET YA AT HIGH NOON ON MAIN STREET OF
>ALT.SLACK VILLAGE! I'll use my SLOW modem, just to be FAIR.
you are mean.
--
"stop talking to yourself.
you don't like you any better
than anyone else who knows you."
-ICEKNIFE
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