Brothers, Sisters, Mutants,
In honor of the historic shuttle mission to Mir and the joyous fact that
I successfully bailed out of the incestuous, bloated, and quickly sinking
cesspool of aerospace contracting at JSC, I have reflected upon the
heavens and composed the following humble lines.
Ten days in orbit
Pass with no bath, the air smells
Like the primate house
Frozen food, low in
Undigestibles, causes
High methane output
Historic spacewalk,
fingers getting numb, thaw them
In Eileen's yonni
Thrusters leak fuel on
Mir, like Reagan spooging on
Gorbachev's belly
First woman pilot
Overcomes lack of rear view
Mirror for makeup
Training astronaut
for mission, sulfur fart in
Air, it wasn't me
Expensive toilet
Requires much training, it can
Suck your bowels right out
Sunrise over Earth
illuminates and refracts
through frozen crew piss
I think that's quite enough for now.
Andy Testa, can't think of a snappy clench name
testa@hou.moc.com
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