Once when "Bob" was working as a door-to-door small appliance salesman
he angered his supervisor over an alleged incident with the supervisor's
wife. In revenge the supervisor put "Bob"'s job on the line by ordering
him to the meanest, most hard-hearted customer in the district. Later
that day, a friend of "Bob"'s picked him up outside the customer's house.
The friend asked if "Bob" had made the sale. "Bob" grinned and said "No."
--
Samuel "Dr.Allosaurus" Crider
beneath the world
allosaur@mcs.com
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Subject: Re: Slackoan
From: i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
Dr. allosaur, you're hired to help direct our new SubGenius Reality Reboot
Seminars(tm)... based on est, to replace the Devivals. Devivals weren't
making enough. We're gonna start renting Holiday Inn conference rooms and
charging people $500 a weekend to get whacked on the head with a stick by
guys like you.
THEY NEED IT! Gurdjieff approved.
STang
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