MY GOD IS A DUMB GOD.
1. My God created colledges.
2. My God is a Republican.
3. My God taught women to speak.
4. My God made money.
5. My God invented Zima.
6. My God made shit & farts stink.
7. My God thought up disease, war, & death.
8. My God made people stupid.
9. My God made hangovers.
10. My God made queers.
11. My God made SLIP connections expensive.
12. My God gave women sexual morals.
13. My God invented marriage.
14. My God invented grades.
15. My God made snow.
16. My God made TV.
17. My God made Taco Bell.
18. My God put Steve Jobs in charge of the Macintosh project.
19. My God made condoms.
20. My God made Dan Quayl(e).
YEA, I SAY UNTO YOU VERILY,
MY GOD IS A DUMB GOD
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