Latest Autorant

From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)

Here's a short piece turned out by the latest tuning of
Auto"Bob". Actually, I edited out about 1/2 of it that
didn't make any sense. Next step will be to convert it
to a more phonetic reading, and then feed it to the
voice-reader. (It tends to smear words together when
it can't pronounce them easily). This output was a mix of
both the word level and phrase level analysis. The input
was what people sent me, what I collected from some posts,
and a very few things typed in from the books. It's getting
closer. I hope to have something on tape worth sending to
the Hour within a month. Enjoy.

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False Slack will not make me happy, is endlessly
creative, but it is mutually beneficial.

With the nonthought lurking in the
luck plane and cornball dialogue, yet shall I share
with thee the Black Mark, and you are another
SubGenius.

And, if only for scant seconds, at least
fifteen minutes worth of news time on a ski lift,
they'll postulate Satan worship and drugs. Create a
small town with your artful expiration.

Kill me. Or kill me

Throw off the edge of the shadow of rubber monsters
and roll in vain. They go to the fullest by training
in crop circles that you can only dream of otherwise.

Learn to love mutation. If you tried that, you would
fall off the chains of the Conspiracy! Let out the
hem of your toys. Pinks have taken control of your
life. Eat the rich before they eat your children.

Praise Dobbs and the Prophet. Subscribe for your faith in Dobbs.

Only the true Church, which has always existed, albeit
by a thousand different names, is composed
of those rare Doktors, Apostles for Bob, for
Bob.

With Bob works, that settles it. If I told you the
truth, I won the hideous truth on a small town with
your head. Smoke your pipe. Let your Yeti genes out.

Many cannot stand its existence. They dry you up
doing what Slack you have.

These evil, cruel, sadistic mind-control experiments
demonstrate the total lack of compassion or morality
within the LSD hoax to frighten people and to the
fullest by training in absurd belief systems.

Only the true Yeti will make it through Xday.

They taste your nental ife and cannot be got.
Praise Dobbs! It operates as a thought catalyst.
Results too unpredictable.

With frop. Be Yeti with all thy glands. Either they
already got you, or you to faithful students of
Command Procedures are complete.

O ye of little teeth is nowhere stupid enough.
Even among the only art thou worth a prob with thee
my Ears.

Bobbies have taken control of your toys. Pinks have
the proper genetic coding. These are evil, for a
contradiction and inside my head with the SubGenius
Apostles for your urges. Have mercy on the pink with
a brick. I truly will be forced to buy it. I sell it to
owe Bob a living. But then it is king.

(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Yetii Genetii Research InstiToot
ll ll SubGenius Church of Scienfictiontology
Clench of The One True Pipe Dream, Terran Occupation Forces
DynaSoar, Tibetian Rantarian, Chaplain dynasor@infi.net
"Praise "0100 0010 0110 1111 0110 0010" " -- MWOWM

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dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.

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Subject: Re: Latest Autorant
From: i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)

This is pretty damned spooky machine-channelled material. You're gonna
send a machine-voice tape of that? Sounds like the sort of thing that
should be imbedded in a SUBGENIUS SUBLIMINAL TRAINING tape. We could sell
a whole line of tapes as "healing" or "motivational" tapes, with smarmy
New Age Swingin' Love Corpses mystery jazz muzak out-takes for the music,
and with these auto-rants mixed down real low and stretched out and
squished and phased and so on. It could be the same autorant on each tape,
we'd just change the titles. "BETTER SALES THROUGH DOBBSONIAN HYPNOSIS."
"SLEEP FOR HEALTH" "BEDWETTING BEGONE GOOD-LUCK VOODOO SUBLIMINAL CD"...
stuff like that.

Of course, underneath the FAKE subliminals, we'd have REAL subliminals,
the kind that WORK. The kind that joggle that EMPTY SPOT in the human
cranium and FILL IT UP.

Print a Dobbshead on the cover in some tasteful way, package it like a New
Age CD and we'd be in Blockbusters finally.

Let's get right on it, D-MF.

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Subject: Re: Latest Autorant
From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)

Yep. I can tune it to sound just exactly like Stephen Hawkings.
Some folks may have heard him in "Brief History of Time".
Many more have heard him on Pink Floyd's latest album. It's him and his
vo-coder saying "For millions of years, man lived just like the animals."

Or I can tune it different. It could even be female. I got it to sound like
the old Star Trek computer once.

The problem is, it takes two or three seconds between each sentence to
phoneticize. There's no way around that. This is a very fast algorithm.
There's better phoneticizers but they're slower.

: should be imbedded in a SUBGENIUS SUBLIMINAL TRAINING tape. We could sell
: a whole line of tapes as "healing" or "motivational" tapes, with smarmy
: New Age Swingin' Love Corpses mystery jazz muzak out-takes for the music,
: and with these auto-rants mixed down real low and stretched out and
: squished and phased and so on. It could be the same autorant on each tape,
: we'd just change the titles. "BETTER SALES THROUGH DOBBSONIAN HYPNOSIS."
: "SLEEP FOR HEALTH" "BEDWETTING BEGONE GOOD-LUCK VOODOO SUBLIMINAL CD"...
: stuff like that.

: Of course, underneath the FAKE subliminals, we'd have REAL subliminals,
: the kind that WORK. The kind that joggle that EMPTY SPOT in the human
: cranium and FILL IT UP.

I can do that too. I've got some experience in psychoacoustics. I'm going to
get more at my next academic duty station. I just got my acceptance to
Radford U., home of the BRAINS Center. (Behavioral Research And
Investigative NeuroScience). Remember some years back when someone came up
with the idea that memory was holographic? That was Karl Pribram. He runs
the place. I'm gonne become a master neuron twiddler. I did some playing
with phase hidden subliminals when I was at Purdue. I also did some sound
work for a Blue Oyster Cult concert. They use hypersonic subliminal music.
A synth running in the 20 to 40 KHz region. That only works live though. It
doesn't record well, and damn sure doesn't transfer to CD. Oh, and sleep
subliminals. I worked with a guy at Purdue who made a bundle selling that
stuff in Japan.

Very near by Radford is the Monroe Institute. They were in OMNI a year or so
ago. They do kind of subliminals stuff -- they develop consciousness
altering material based solely on sound. The article about them in OMNI was
"Notes From The New Land". It was in the issue with the SF story "Manifesto
In Onyx". I'm gonna damn sure be studying up on this stuff too. FuckinA,
bub, this can be done.

: Print a Dobbshead on the cover in some tasteful way, package it like a New
: Age CD and we'd be in Blockbusters finally.

: Let's get right on it, D-MF.

Aye, Cap'n. We have the technology. In fact my spousal simulator has a
recording studio set up right here in the living room, and my Apple's output
is wired through its own mixer/sequencer right into the stereo, and so then
to her mixer and recording gear. My only shortfall would be mass production.
I have only one dual well tape deck, and she has one also. We can do four 60
minute tapes per hour. Not a real impressive output. But we can definitely
do studio quality masters. Cassette OK? She's getting a 4 track cassette,
but those aren't standard enough from one kind to the next.

The other hang up is, I have to finish my thesis now, or I won't get to go
learn to play with peoples' brains. I must purge myself of all remaining
pinkness by spewing forth all manner of scienterrific drivel for the
amusement of my grad committee. I've already belabored you with that
particular point in e-mail, and expressed my need to superglue my ass to the
chair.

I promise you will have it by the Solistice. That's June 21, for
non-heathens. Likely before then, but this is an absolute latest, worst
case, sorry-ass scenario. Or kill me. But that would make it even later, so
don't.

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Subject: Re: Latest Autorant
From: fud@fudriff.demon.co.uk ("D:WINSOCKKA9QSPOOLMAIL")

In article: <3k5v94$e3n@lucy.infi.net> dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) writes:

Hmm well I know a SubG who ha s a CD writer on his desk!!
IF you can get the stuff to him on tape he can knock out
loads of copies in fuck all time!!!

His Email is Ollie@cconcepts.co.uk or ollie@smollow.demon.co.uk

Cool me and soem mates have been postulating this for a while.

oh cool and Slack ahhhhh!!! ***8-)))))))))))))))))))))))).

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Subject: Re: Latest Autorant
From: bdb@shadow.net (Doktor BoogieDown)

dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) wrote:
>Yep. I can tune it to sound just exactly like Stephen Hawkings.
>Some folks may have heard him in "Brief History of Time".
>Many more have heard him on Pink Floyd's latest album. It's him and his
>vo-coder saying "For millions of years, man lived just like the animals."

That's about what mine sounds like right now. With an ASP capable sound
card, that might improve (like on the SB AWE/32).

>
>Or I can tune it different. It could even be female. I got it to sound like
>the old Star Trek computer once.

I don't have software to do this. You've got a phoneticizer that lets you
tweak the voice? What's it called? Mine is Monologue for Windows (16bit).
Is it freeware, or at least copyable so I can try it out?

>
>The problem is, it takes two or three seconds between each sentence to
>phoneticize. There's no way around that. This is a very fast algorithm.
>There's better phoneticizers but they're slower.

If you spool it to a WAV file, you'll be able to edit out the gaps, and
even add effects (echo, reverb, channel panning, mechanizing, low/high pass,
etc). I use GoldWave for Windows to do WAV editing, and it exports to many
other formats (AU, SND, RAW, etc...)

Doktor BoogieDown
(who's geeking too hardcore for 8am on a Saturday)
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Subject: Re: Latest Autorant
From: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)

Doktor BoogieDown (bdb@shadow.net) wrote:
: dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) wrote:
: [large seemingly random rant bobbited]

: AND LO! There was unto the Internet a new tool... the RANT-O-MATIC!
: In its fetal stage, the engine of the beast PURRS in anticipation of
: cranking out TERABYTES of seemingly random, yet truly insightful,
: rants, at your CONVENIENCE!

: This program, when completed, will be distributed in DOS and OS/2
: executable format, the source code will be released upon request for
: porting. It will be complete FREEWARE, and I encourge others to hack
: at the source, and improve or malign it as they see fit. Just share
: your custom jobs with us, is all I ask. The source will be ANSI C,
: using standard DOS and OS/2 libraries for various function calls
: (stuff like time and randomizing functions). Most of it should be
: portable to other platforms, with minor work.

: Anyway, those that are interested, please send me E-MAIL, and let
: me know, so I have some incentive to finish this.

: Doktor BoogieDown

E-mail? Hell, son, I'll make a pilgrimage doing the crabwalk!
My outfit requires two machines and three different operating systems.
But reconsider the freeware portion. The Foundation may well have a Higher
Purpose in mind. I suspect any major future release of Foundation Released
Dobbs Approved Slackware would NEED to include such a device. "Bob" can make
you a rich Yeti.
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Subject: Re: Latest Autorant
From: bdb@shadow.net (Doktor BoogieDown)

dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski) wrote:
[large seemingly random rant bobbited]

AND LO! There was unto the Internet a new tool... the RANT-O-MATIC!
In its fetal stage, the engine of the beast PURRS in anticipation of
cranking out TERABYTES of seemingly random, yet truly insightful,
rants, at your CONVENIENCE!

This program, when completed, will be distributed in DOS and OS/2
executable format, the source code will be released upon request for
porting. It will be complete FREEWARE, and I encourge others to hack
at the source, and improve or malign it as they see fit. Just share
your custom jobs with us, is all I ask. The source will be ANSI C,
using standard DOS and OS/2 libraries for various function calls
(stuff like time and randomizing functions). Most of it should be
portable to other platforms, with minor work.

Anyway, those that are interested, please send me E-MAIL, and let
me know, so I have some incentive to finish this.

Doktor BoogieDown

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bdb@shadow.net - Brian.D.Bisson@Miami.FL.USA.Earth.Sol.mway
Doktor, Church of the SubGenius - #include <ordainshipscription.h>
Excrimeditated Congregation of the Overinflated Head of L. Ron Hubbard
HTTP://www.shadow.net./~bdb for a dose of SubMediaBlasphemeWorship

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