WEBSITES EARLY '98

This is MY EMAIL, or at least a fraction of it -- but with the tiresome headers removed! If any of these sites are terrible, TELL ME. I haven't had time to actually LOOK at hardly ANY of them.
--Stang

From: Jeff Bearden <jeffb@usa.net>
I have completely revised this page.
<<http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/2894/horse.htm> http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/2894/horse.htm
I know, so what.
Reading it later again I am now convinced that I am, if not insane, <bold>pretty damn close!</bold> You will hate it too. ;-}

a site with pix
http://europa.aec.at/
pretty good stuff down in there.

From: "Joshua Samuel Brown" <phibes@pristine.com.tw>
Date: Mon, 10 Nov 1997
Hi Dad, hope your still quits with the Nic stix.
My good pal Zippo is attempting to be the first man to cross from India to Morroco entirely by camel -- NARY A MONTH after first receiving the WORD OF DOBBS while crashing on my couch in Taipei (where the book is always kept conspicous so's my students can catch a gander) he got this BIZARRE idea and actually FOLLOWED THROUGH on it. So he's riding somewhere (in Pakistan, according to the last fax I got) spreading the word of Dobbs, or Allah, or god knows what else.. anyway, check his site (beautiful but not up to date) at http://www.throughthelandofislam.com
or you can check out the story I did on him for a pink local newspaper at my own site
http://www.asiaonline.net.tw/~phibes

god hates fags
Westboro Baptist Church (Topeka, KS) homepage. http://www.godhatesfags.com

From: "Asaron SunSpider" <sunspider@hotmail.com>
There never will be an
End of Time
http://members.tripod.com/~sunspider/endotime.htm

Simon Seamount Asaron Renard Apollion
SunSpider Earth Dream Guide
http://www.angelfire.com/ak/SunSpider/
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/2480 http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/redlion/64/ http://members.tripod.com/~sunspider/

Kick-Ass Sub G. Web Site
http://arasaka.com/lymphnode
You may know us as "Pee Dog Night" from the Atlanta devival last May, or "Dropsy", or "Lymphnode", but whatever you call it, it all comes down to damn fine entertainment. Specifically, a rapidly-coming-up-to-snuff web site, featuring, in part, a site devoted to the local subgenius show "Bob's Slacktime Funhouse." And, of course, links to the mother church. Enjoy!
Dr. P. Ellis
Lymphnode Productions
lymphnode@bigfoot.com

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From: "Mr. Dingle" <electricelf@loop.com>

In our ever expanding quest to disturb linear thought and destroy perceived realities, we here at Electric Elf Test Kitchen are proud to announce soon we will have touched over 10,000 individuals using God's greatest gift, the internet. In all our wildest dreams (and they are truly wild) we never would have expected that many people to come knocking on our front door. Consider this - we offer free art, text found in the street and trash cans, more text written by yours truly and other assorted weirdoes, ever more text mutilated beyond recognition and of course the obligatory links, all wrapped in a cocoon of psychedelic agony. We would have to be nutzo to think all these hits were from people searching for surrealism on Yahoo. No, dear friends, we owe a great deal of gratitude to you, the fine webmasters of the world who have selflessly linked to our page and helped to make us the internet giant we are today. As I thank you, we here at Electric Elf have lovingly compiled an audio accompaniment to add to your enjoyment of our website. It's a soundtrack, I guess, sonic landscapes to gently massage your throbbing brains. This 30 min. cassette tape is entirely free, and I sent it to your attention at the po box of the Foundation. Thanks again for the link!
Electric Elf Test Kitchen
http://www.loop.com/~electricelf

Webmonkey site, now live and kicking at http://go.hotwired.com/webmonkey/relaunch

We've worked hard to make Webmonkey THE comprehensive resource for Web developers, whether you're a first-time page builder or a big-shot webmaster. You'll find nearly 200 Webmonkey tutorials, recommended tools and books, links to other developer resources, and a fresh coat of (slightly sticky) paint.

From: Kevin Segall <underground@essentialmedia.com> --
Essential Media Counterculture Catalog
your guide to the best of alternative culture in print, sound and video Post Office Box 661245
Los Angeles, CA 90066
http://www.essentialmedia.com

Mars site to add to XMAS list
http://www.martianconsulate.com

From: Harold L Dodd <myochoji@lookingglass.net> Mime-Version: 1.0
http://www.geocities.com/tokyo/temple/7034
The House Of Pseudo
A page dedicated to PSEUDO art and SLACK! (Under construction)

Papa Joe Mama's Gallery of Horrors!
http://members. aol.com/papajoemom/papajoemom.html

http://www.users.dircon.co.uk/~tribute/lounge.htm
I found this page loaded with cooooooool (yet smouldering) hep lounge tunes.
It's the kind of music that was the background music for 60s porn flicks.
From: "FunWay" <funway@columbus.rr.com>

http://www.myna.com/~mardancu/f3.htm
it's a list of nonexistent Barbies (not accurately) which also serves as a good catalogue of extant Bob/Connies.

From: "P. O. Box 2321" <box2321@teleport.com>
That's Not Very Nice
http://www.rotten.com/

For all you Scientology Fans
http://www.nytimes.com/yr/mo/day/news/national/scientology.html
worth registering for NYTimes to read
see also
http://www.yahoo.com/Society_and_Culture/Religion/Faiths_and_Practices/ Scientology/Opposing_Views/Scientology_Copyright_Controversy/
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Paul Jones
Certified Black Helicopter Pilot *** Unwitting Dupe of One World Gov'ment http://sunsite.unc.edu/pjones/ The Unix Web Server Book (Ventana 1997)
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From: MT <mthorn@ix.netcom.com>
Airborn Jellyfish Alert!
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_

The World is My Neuron
http://pweb.netcom.com/~mthorn/mt90.jpg

Tom Walls
Sick Dick and the Volkswagens:
http://www.afn.org/~afn62971/sdvw.html

For your further listening pleasure, the SubGenius-sanctioned Swingin' Love Corpses are at:
http://www.corpses.com

From: Yodel Boy <YodelBoy@aol.com>
I make fonts and distribute them for free on my website.
The Fontalicious Zone
http://members.aol.com/yodelboy/home.htm
Rev. Josh Wilhelm
(King Of The Pork Chop Studs)

Holy Shit! There's HOPE for Pastor Craig
Win over any woman you want in less than an hour. GUARANTEED!
Start dating women that until now were 'out of your league' GUARANTEED!
I know it sounds too good to be true, but it is now possible for you to achieve in minutes, what typically takes most men days, months, and sometimes even years to accomplish...SEDUCING A WOMAN!
Skeptical?
To find out more about these AMAZING tapes at our web site at:
http://www.stuff-u-need.com/sub

I found this url in a magazine, looks like a blatent schwa corporation rip off.
http://www.olywa.net/V2/V2.html

"Warner Brothers" Wavs page:
http://earthstation1.simplenet.com/wbcartoons
http://www.attention.net/wandarer/homepage.html

***********************
THE UNIVERSE
***********************
***You will Love it !***
* THE DISCOVERY OF THE UNDERSTANDING OF THE UNIVERSE*
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/6429
After reading, hearing, touching, and smelling so much concerning your revolt against pop-culture, we at The Heuristic Squelch are still very much perplexed. We are currently implementing an operation of our own, quite possibly very similar in nature to that of SLACK. Understandably, the unsecure status of this transmission does not allow us to discuss our plan in any great detail. What we would like for now is a show of good faith... like adding our front's international website to your links page (hopefully a little less inconspicuous than the rest). As you can see, we've already added a link to www.subgenius.com on our own, much traversed web site. Thank you and praise BOB!
Patrick Marckesano
Squelch Bi-Polar Patient at Large
patrick@squelched.com
-------------------------------------------------- w w w . s q u e l c h e d . c o m

papajoe@subgenius.com
"Gallery of Horrors"
http://members.aol.com/papajoemom/papajoemom.html

Congratulations!

Douglass Saint-Clair Smith, you have a virtual toke waiting at (http://www.virtualtoke.com/htbin/vtoke_get.cgi?code=882043374THE_TRUE_SON_OF_GOD) from THE TRUE SON OF GOD <pastorx@bellatlantic.net>.

You may pick up your virtual toke any time within the next five (5) days by visiting the address shown above.

Good Day!
Blast Off Productions, Inc.
http://www.virtualtoke.com

Oh cripes, they're WIERDER than us!
http://www.oswego.edu/~yasinsac/teddy.html
And he plays a decent blues riff. You're in trouble, bub.X
Terrorist microbroadcasters!!!http://www.freeradio.org/

kingofslack@subgenius.com ObeKOF@world.std.com
<http://billtmiller.com/>
The ORGY OF SLACK Sub-section is at: <http://billtmiller.com/slack/>

From: Ross of the Fnords <gerbil@ecst.csuchico.edu>
WEB SUBMISSIONS

My school cannot access alt.alack.binaries so I am sending these to you directly. "bobdobbs.jpg was created from the head of a women, I did not use any part of the original Dobbshead except as a reference. The other two used the original dobbshead as a foundation for editing. Also, please review my somewhat Slackful website, or at least put it as a link in the unsorted bin.
* http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~gerbil (The Chaos Gerbil's Lair) * My page contains subversive art, meaningful rants, odd ramblings, pseudo profound philosophizing, general humorous weirdness, a shrine or two, and even some scattered and cryptic references to "Bob" himself.

The Reverend Chaos Gerbil: Ross, The Lord of Fnords
Grand Epopt-prophet of The Church of the Fightin' Jesus Filled with Most Holy Weirdness inherent in "Bob's" minions.

* *
* http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~gerbil (The Chaos Gerbil's Lair) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Portland Santacon '96 (Austin Screening)
Last year Santa Claus went to Portland and the police were waiting!
http://www.laughingsquid.com/santa/santacon96/

"You'd Better Watch Out: Portland Santacon '96"

*****
Laughing Squid Production
http://www.laughingsquid.com

Bomb loves bob
http://home.earthlink.net/~kittyfeet

From: "Dr.K'taden Legume" <drlegume@NOSPAMbellatlantic.net>
Subject: You'll LOVE this
. <<http://www.whitepower.com/mp3> Micetrap's Mp3 And Wav Paradise This is the most exciting addition to my website to date! I have assembled close to one gigabyte of the best White Power, Punk, Hardcore, Rock And Roll, Oi and Alternative mp3s and wavs available! I have spent a great deal of time and money to bring this ever-growing collection to the internet, but as you will see - it is well worth it!

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/showcase> Micetrap's Drunken Skinhead Music Reviews This is the place where you can find reviews and information on all of my favorite songs, bands and record labels! This is, without any doubt, the BEST music site on the entire internet!

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/midtown> Midtown Bootboys The Midtown Bootboys are America's greatest oi band! Whether you are a long-time fan, or have never heard of them, you are sure to learn a lot about the Midtown Bootboys here!

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/skinheads> New Jersey Skinheads This is where my site all began several years ago! There is no other skinhead site anywhere on the internet that would dare to compare to what I have assembled! These pages have everything from exclusive band pictures, a tattoo section, White Racialist women, interviews, to skinhead artwork and much, much more!

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/kriegsberichter> Kriegsberichter Kriegsberichter is the name of a White Power video series put out by NS88. Since Kriegsberichter's video cassettes, are, hands down, the coolest video tapes in existance today! They are jam packed with National Socialist band interviews, live concerts, rallies and just about everything else you could possible want... all including an "MTV-QUALITY" production! I feel so strongly about their releases's quality and price (only $15 shipping included), that I took them up on their offer to do their website!

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/aryanfemale> Aryan Female Homestead This page is dedicated to our beautiful Aryan Women! Without them, we would have nothing to fight for. If you are interested in preserving our race and would like to learn more... this is the page for you. The Homestead now contains pictures, poetry, and many other articles of interest to White women.

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/zines> Micetrap's Zine' Reviews I am in the process of reviewing a vast assortment of publications from around the world with interest to White Nationalists and citizens. I strongly suggest that if you believe in the ideology, that you do your duty in supporting these magazines and the organizations that take the time and effort to distribute them.

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/blackhistory> Outstanding Afro-American Accomplishments Since we are forced to celebrate their so-called "History," I have decided to be fair and make an extensive list of all the great black accomplishments. I put hundreds of hours of research and investigation into this comprehensive list.

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/jokes> Nigger Joke Center When you laugh, the world laughs along, right? So why not chuckle and snicker at some of the world's funniest nigger jokes? Just when you thought the net was safe from any interesting material... along comes the most hilarious jigga-boo jokes around! Ha ha ha ha! And remember what Micey says, "You can take the Nigger out of the Jungle, but you can't take the Jungle out of the Nigger!"

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/jewish> Jewish Joke Center If black jokes ain't your cup of tea, then I am sure you will get a few laughs at my Jewish Joke Center. If you leave this site without expressing some sort of emotion, then you couldn't possibly be alive! Shalom!

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/ara> Anti-Racist Action Pictures and information regarding the White Power concert organized in Buffalo, New York on April 19, 1997 that was picketed by the hilarious ARA!

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/heroes> Heroes of the White Race Despite what schools and television constantly push down our youths' throats, the white race has accomplished many great feats throughout history. The time is now to learn while paying respect to our great ancestory!

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/simpson> Micetrap's OJ Simpson Page This is my dedication to the brutal slayer and his deserving victims! You can view this as you will... you will be mighty surprised and perhaps appalled by my views! Hahahahahaha!

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/leyden> Thomas "TJ" Leyden is a Dirty Rat Page It seems I have finally found a white fellow deserving of a public ass whipping! This scumbag is a low-life rat that is snitching to the Jews and authorities about the skinheads that befriended him. Why not take a glance at what this unstable, piece of white trash has to ramble on about!

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/odinslawT ARGET="main">Odin's Law Web Site Northern Hammer Skinhead band - Odin's Law... Attacking the scene with a new CD release "Battle Legions of Wotan!" "With spear in hand, and honour at heart, Odin's Warriors ride true!"

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/rahowa> UNOFFICIAL Rahowa Page Although Rahowa is no longer together, they have been one of my favorite bands since I first heard their music many years ago. No music collection is complete without the addition of their incredible releases. This site has just about all the information and pictures available for this great band!

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/celtic> Celtic Designs Page Whatever reason you are interested in Celtic artwork, you are sure to find something worthwhile on this page. This site contains a collection of incredible pictures I have found throughout the internet.

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/faggots> Back To The Closet Just your typical fagbasher webpage resides here. I'm sick of seeing the faggots and dykes all over the place, so I decided to make a page shedding light on these disgusting bastards!

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/irc> Internet Relay Channel Page The Internet Relay Channel (IRC for short) is a great place for racialists to meet and communicate in "real time." This page will show you how you can get logged on.

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/northeast> North-East Skinhead Music The tri-state area is a hotbed for White Power skinhead bands and it is about time that they got the exposure they deserve!

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/hatemail> Hate Mail Page Since my site's creation, I have received some of the most hilarious hate mail imaginable. It would be impossible for me to respond to all of the garbage I do get, so I decided to post their email and addresses for to entertain yourselves by answering them! The saddest part of this ebonics ridden page is that all of these emails are unaltered, and exactly as they were sent to me.

. <<http://www.whitepower.com/links> Aryan Re-Education Links I have spent a lot of time compiling what I feel is one of the best white-oriented links pages on the internet! If it is of interest to the white race - it is here! This page will take you to some of the best sites on the web!

From: Glitter Vixen <aphexglitter@prodigy.net>
Sex with Dead Chicks
http://www.celebskin.com/sites/necro/ - Sex with Dead Chicks User ID: takeme
pw: withyou

Dommie's Land of Rape and Glitter: http://www.crossplatform.com/glitter/ AOL instant messenger name: AphxDommie
ICQ#: 4242746

The Coven Organization: http://www.thecoven.org Kewl nail polish, makes a great holiday gift!: http://www.paintyournails.com

Pastor Dick's JukeBox
Dear Family of Believers,
I am pleased to announce that the Lord gave us the $500,000 we prayed for on the air for desparately needed technical advancements which are present in the latest installment of Pastor Dick's Jukebox. I am happy to say we are now reaching out to the entire world as never before!
We can't stop there however, as we must continue to keep this ministry going for another month. Won't you help? If you feel His calling, would those of you who can afford it kindly give it a try and let me know how it works? http://www.negativland.com/pastor/index.html You can't afford not to, friend. Do it now!

Only because He died,

Pastor Dick
http://www.negativland.com/pastor/index.html write to pastor dick at
dick@negativland.com

Subject: FAME - Who are the most-mentioned people on the web?
>Sent from: Mitchell Porter <mitch@thehub.com.au>
>After trying various possibilities, the three most frequently mentioned names on the web that I've found are Bill Gates (80000), Bill Clinton (>100000), and Jesus Christ (>200000). (Those numbers come from AltaVista.) I'm intrigued by this, so here's what I propose: on the web page below, I will list anyone whose name gives rise to more than 10000 matches. I'll list name, number, search engine, date of search, and "discoverer" - I'm hoping that people will think of names to try, try them, and send me the results.
>http://www.thehub.com.au/~mitch/fame.html

From: Lou Duchez <ljduchez@en.com>
Subject: shocker
http://www.en.com/users/ljduchez/cgi-bin/shocker.pl

something fishy in those net stockings
This site is somewhat strange and the face is quite familiar. This may be a protobobic simulacrum in the fabrique of reality. Aw shucks just check it out.
http://georgeclark.com/merch.html

From: Charles Oriez <coriez@netone.com>
See my page <http://www.netone.com/~coriez/whacko.html>, whacko cults of the internet ;-)

Sultan of Brunei - DAMN he's good
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/sultan1.html

From: askian information services <askian@pdq.net>
spotted in a photo archive
Bob (praise bob!)
(I think)
pix at http://freeweb.pdq.net/askian

From: Richard Koloda <r.koloda@csu-e.csuohio.edu> To:
I listen to your show on WCSB. Why don't oyu mention the "669 show" --as well as his campaign to "Save our Smut" --some e-mails will follow Richard Koloda
(Count Lupone)
http://www.clevescene.com/970904/mout0904.htm

From: Justus & Aileen <justus_hayes@bc.sympatico.ca>
Subject: Potential Faux Pas
A note to let you know that I have been provided a free webpage with my server and that I have:
a) provided a link to my bigfist list of graphics on the SubSite b) provided a direct link to one of my graphics in particular on the SubSite.
Now, I realize this is tacky, especially without permission, but figure it's no big deal because I anticipate an average of .0000000000000000000002 visitors a day - nobody links to me, the page is verrrrrrrry small and lame-O, I don't show up in any searches I've conducted, and besides I'm thinking of changing servers within a month so the whole thing is pretty moot.
Thought you'd like to know. The URL is:
http://www3.bc.sympatico.ca/Rev_otJustus/

From: Yodel Boy <YodelBoy@aol.com>
I am pleased to announce the update of my freefont website.
The Fontalicious Zone.
<A HREF="http://members.aol.com/yodelboy/home.htm"> http://members.aol.com/yodelboy/home.htm</A>

From: "J'lahn (JA-LA-AN)" <jlwn111@worldnet.att.net>
Subject: Fw: 7 AM (is) 111...
REV. STANG - COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE - SHE TOLD ME THAT ROBOTS ANSWERED THIS MAIL SHE SENT. ROBOTS??? "NOT A TOOL OF THE CON" ??? Really.... I AM J'lahn... Happy "Last" Year... Please, let's talk...
----------
From: Lisa Grey <gravitygirl@geocities.com>
(***please*** TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: PLEASE forward this to REV I. STANG as soon as possible - THANK YOU!!!):

Dear Reverend Stang,

I'm urging you to read JA-LA-AN's write-up "the 111 experience" at http://home.att.net/~jlwn111 . He also goes by the names J'lahn and Jim Ward-Nichols. I met him on New Year's Eve at a DANGER BOB concert here in Lawrence, Kansas. He kept talking about 111 and how 37x3 is 111 and how roman numeral III is not only 111 but "3" as well and how 1-11 is the first path in the Kabbalah or the tree of life or something and he kept trying to tell the band about BOB DOBBS!!! Listen, if 7 AM is the time, then you all really need to read his write-up. Rev. Stang, 7 in Decimal (base 10) is 111 in Binary (Base 2) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And his birthday is 4-7 and X-Day is 7-4 !!! Can you believe it ???????? Read his "the 111 experience" write-up as soon as you can. His e-mail is jlwn111@worldnet.att.net. Mine is gravitygirl@geocities.com. Maybe there is an important connection here that needs to be fleshed-out before X-Day... please, Rev Stang, please? Rev. Stang, please let me know what to do! Please write to him too (he didn't want me to try and contact you but I did anyway!!!)
Thank you Rev Stang, thank you...
Gravitygirl (Lisa)

From: "P. O. Box 2321" <box2321@teleport.com>
I am ashamed to point people here, but since you're going to hell anyway maybe you can.
http://207.126.104.211/sho/thumbs/c/c35.jpg
--
Rev. Dr. Onan Canobite, Hidalgo Trade Mission - SubGenius since 1982 P. O. Box 2321, Portland OR 97208-2321 USA - onan@subgenius.com

From: None More Negative <Negative@onyxnet.co.uk>
This fellow (case 58) look kind of familiar to you guys..?
http://darkstar.madscience.com/~benway/ps/
Tell me it isn't so!
--
--------None More Negative---------
-web.onyxnet.co.uk/mountain-marske-
-----"See the eyes that wild,------
------Invite to climb inside"------

From: "i.d." <id@subgenius.com>
Subject: Re: hymns & hirs
You can perfume a pig, but you can't polish a terd. Jesus said nothin' truer, than that cocksucker "Bob"'s word.
They'll go out rejoicing, Bringing in the Peaves, i.d.
At 12:55 PM 1/8/98 -0600, P Nathan wrote:
>p'haps they'd enjoy some inspiration bobbytunes... let us PREY for one another!
>rev. pxn
>>The Christian Songwriters Group list is a group of people who have come together to discuss the writing of Christian songs and music.

>>The purpose of the group is:

>>* to get help from like-minded songwriters, * to share critiques of songs,
>>* to improve our songwriting,
>>* to share ideas, and experiences,
>>* to be a sounding board,
>>* to edify and encourage one another,
>>* to PRAY for one another

>>all with the unified desire to glorify God.

Visit their site at http://www.praise.net/

Subject: Dobbs Revealed
Bob granted me a vision of Dobbs and he said unto me;
" Most religions are calculated to limit.
Why leads to paradox
How traps you in a multiverse of circular reasoning Deny the infinite or send in your dollar "
and then he said unto me " Build this website <A HREF="http://members.aol.com/beerslug/bs.html">BS Newswire</A> " and so being graced with this pearl of Dobbs awareness I set myself to the task.

From: Michael Turyn <mturyn@nombas.com>
Subject: Collages, collage fodder, rantlet
http://209.12.95.127/
---he's already done some mildly amusing stuff off that page, and he has a lot more fodder in a[1->?].jpg (a1.jpg,a2.jpg,a3.jpg,...) off that uh "root" directory.

If subs seem to be obsessed with money, it 's because it really is all we need---all ELSE, that is. Pinks never seem to be able to create their own lives; they (to quote someone I can't remember) want to live forever but don't know how to spend Sunday afternoon without media guidance. They do incredibly stupid things like NOT quitting their jobs when they win the lottery---they need a sitcom-like "bunch of guys" around them to bond with at an extremely superficial yet not-quite-inane enough level in order to feel "happy."

WE, on the other hand, just need enough money for essentials like food, shelter, computers, solid diamond picture windows, etc., and we're FINE. We know how to live our lives, or are willing to find out as we live them (this latter helps to distinguish us from our close genetic relative, the nosferatu, who, as amazingly--well-shown in KAthryn Bigelow's "Near Dark", DO live forever, but for whom every night is pretty much EXACTLY the same----that and the fact that while the Undead suck blood, your average SubGenius will suck nearly ANYTHING [and the average Pink just SUCKS the savage gnarled poisonous teat of Conspiracy "Better Living" and One World Order Nazi Vibratory Excitation Deluge Whirlpool Glopfest]. But I digress, praise "Bob".)

Give a Sub some money, and who knows WHAT you'll get. Give a Pink some money, and at best you'll just get a rich Pink.

:
:Michael Turyn, Principal Software Engineer
:Nombas, Inc. mturyn@nombas.com
:
:"What?"
: ---R.M. Nixon, as quoted in "Gravity's Rainbow", T. Pynchon auth.

X-Sender: id@mail.mindinmotion.com (Unverified) Date: Tue, 13 Jan 1998 11:20:38 -0500
To: i.stang@subgenius.com
From: "i.d." <id@subgenius.com>
Subject: Boy killed by train carried suicide information found on
Internet
Cc: Funway@subgenius.com, kingofslack@subgenius.com, strange@enter.net,
maxx@netaxs.com, Friday@subgenius.com, decadence@subgenius.com, steve@subgenius.com, onan@subgenius.com, pacoid@subgenius.com, kyrtk@aol.com, philo@subgenius.com, mark@negativland.com Mime-Version: 1.0

Black Sabbath? Negativland? NO! THE INTERNET MADE ME DO IT!!!

http://www.nando.net/newsroom/ntn/nation/011398/nation6_6041_body.html

How's that "33 Effective Ways To Lay Your Head Down On A Train Track and Not Survive" section of SubSITE coming along?X-Sender: id@mail.mindinmotion.com (Unverified) Date: Tue, 13 Jan 1998 11:31:08 -0500
To: i.stang@subgenius.com
From: "i.d." <id@subgenius.com>
Subject: Doomsday cult fails again in mass-suicide bid Cc: Funway@subgenius.com, kingofslack@subgenius.com, strange@enter.net,
maxx@netaxs.com, Friday@subgenius.com, decadence@subgenius.com, steve@subgenius.com, onan@subgenius.com, pacoid@subgenius.com, kyrtk@aol.com, philo@subgenius.com, daev@subgenius.com Mime-Version: 1.0

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<excerpt>http://www.nando.net/newsroom/ntn/world/011398/world32_19064_body.html

<bigger><bigger> <bold>Doomsday cult fails again in mass-suicide bid</bold> </bigger></bigger>

Nando's special report: <</nt/special/moreyear97.html>1997 Year in Review

</smaller> SANTA CRUZ DE TENERIFE, Spain (January 13, 1998 08:08 a.m. EST <smaller>http://www.nando.net</smaller>) - Spanish police detained 19 members of an alleged doomsday cult overnight after they tried to commit mass suicide for a second time, authorities said Tuesday.

The group was taken into custody following a failed suicide attempt at a Tenerife farm owned by their suspected leader, a German psychologist who was arrested last Wednesday, a government spokeswoman in the Canary Islands said.

"They were detained because they tried to commit suicide again," Mari Paz Bernal told Reuters.

Police said last week they had foiled a mass suicide attempt by 32 followers of alleged cult leader Heide Fittkau-Garthe, who believed that the world was going to end last Thursday night and that a spaceship would rescue their souls from a nearby volcano.

Fittkau-Garthe, 57, was the only one arrested at the time, and police said her alleged disciples, who refused to cooperate with investigators, had been "brainwashed." She was charged Saturday with attempted murder and "inducement to suicide" and was ordered held without bail.

Fittkau-Garthe's attorney, Enrique Porres, said the charges against his client were without basis.

Bernal said the 19 members of the mostly German sect who tried to take their lives again overnight included three minors, but she declined to provide further details.

A Canary Islands judge handling the case ordered the detentions and declared the proceedings secret, the spokeswoman said. The detainees, all German citizens, were scheduled to appear in a closed-door court hearing later Tuesday.

Spanish state radio reported that Interpol notified Spanish authorities Monday that the mother of one of the alleged cult members told German police the group was planning to make another suicide attempt.

Police last week said they found poisonous chemicals at Fittkau-Garthe's home, where she and her alleged followers were staging what was described as a "last supper."

But her defense attorney, Enrique Porres, denied any poison had been discovered.

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</x-rich>X-Sender: id@mail.mindinmotion.com
Date: Tue, 13 Jan 1998 15:43:06 -0500
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Subject: BRITISH MILLENNIUM DOME HAS NO ROOM FOR JESUS Mime-Version: 1.0

yeah, well FUCK YOU TOO.

from http://www.jvim.com/cgi-bin/update.cgi (our buddy Jack Van Impe!)

BRITISH MILLENNIUM DOME HAS NO ROOM FOR JESUS January 12, 1998

The British are creating a "Millennium Dome" at great expense to ring in the new millennium divided into nine zones, one of which has the working title of "The Spirit," according to the Electronic Telegraph. A conservative consultant to the project, however, said yesterday that a dominant Christian theme would be "absolutely inappropriate...It is a Millennium celebration, it is not an event that has very much to do with Christianity. It's to do with time." The Telegraph said that according to Sir Terence Conran, who was quoted, "the worst outcome would be a dome turned over to a 'happy-clappy' evangelistic approach from which a Billy Graham figure would emerge." In response to the comments, church leaders have said that the dome is at least part of a monument of Christianity as an acknowledgement that the Millennium is a celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ.X-Sender: friday@pop.thecia.net
Mime-Version: 1.0
Date: Tue, 13 Jan 1998 20:41:37 -0400
To: i.stang@subgenius.com
From: friday jones <friday@thecia.net>
Subject: 1998 Bondage/SM Calendar for Boston area

>Date: Tue, 13 Jan 1998 00:09:39 -0500
>X-Authentication-Warning: asylum.apocalypse.org: majordom set sender to owner-nla-news using -f
>To: nla-news@circlet.com
>From: ctan@asylum.apocalpyse.org
>Subject: January event
>Sender: owner-nla-news@asylum.apocalypse.org Precedence: bulk

>Oops, left the date and time of the Trivia Contest off the announcement! Here's the correct info, plus our calendar...

>NLA: New England Events Calendar 1998

>This year we are trying something new. Instead of regular monthly meetings, we are going to try to hold a special event of some kind each month, in locations that will vary depending on the type of event. Some events will have admission costs, but will be free to paid members of NLA: New England or other NLA chapters. Locations are TBA. Watch our web page for updates or call Cecilia at 617-864-0492 for the latest details. Best time to call, noon-4pm or 9pm to 11pm. Other hours, press 5 for a prerecorded message.

>January 17 (Confirmed!) 6pm
> Leather Trivia Contest, second Annual!

>Individuals and teams will test their leather knowledge and know-how for fabulous prizes donated by local merchants and craftspeople. Come to try your skill or be a part of our "studio" audience! Admission: Free! Location: Boston Ramrod, 1254 Boylston Street, Boston. Directions: From Storrow Drive, take the FENWAY exit, stay on the over pass, then bear right onto Boylston Street OutBound. The Ramrod is one block up on the left, across from Staples and next to the White Hen. By T, get off the Green Line at Kenmore Square. Cross the Mass Pike on Brookline Ave (between Pizzeria Uno and Fleet Bank) then left on Landsdowne Street. At the end of Landsdowne, make a right on Ipswich. Ipswich comes out on Boylston at Staples, Ramrod is across Boylston next to White Hen.

>February 21 (COnfirmed)
> Guest Speakers: Carol Queen & Robert Lawrence

> Two of the top experts on sexuality and s/m come to double-team us on one of their favorite subjects, talking dirty and the use of voice in scene. Admission $5. (NLA Members, Free!) No one turned away for lack of funds. Location: TBA. You always have at your disposal the only tool you need for hot BDSM scenes - your voice. Knowing what to say and how and when to say it is an integral part of topping, and a bottom who knows how to beautifully beg and plead can make any scene sweeter for her/his top. Carol Queen and Robert Morgan, San Francisco pervs and sex educators, will cover the above, plus tone and inflection, choice of words, using your voice to create a persona, and more. Carol is the author of _Exhibitionism for the Shy_, which covers hot talk - and Robert taught her practically everything she knows about talking dirty.

>March 21 (Confirmed)
> Guest Speakers: Robert & Mary Dante

>The Dantes hold the record for the biggest attendance ever at an NLA:NE meeting for the combination bullwhip demonstration and SM & The Body slide show they presented in 1994. WeUre pleased to present them again as part of our guest speakers series. The Dantes publish the magazine Boudoir Noir, Mary is a former Ms. NLA:I and winner of a 1996 Pantheon of Lether Award, their credits are long and impressive and I guarantee youUll enjoy seeing them. Admission: $5 per person. NLA:NE members free. (No one turned away for lack of funds.) Location: TBA.

>April 18 (Confirmed)
> Guest Speaker: Constance on S/M Spirituality

>Constance S. Slater is known for many things in the leather and fetish community, including the creation of the event "Dressing for Pleasure" and running the fetish boutique of the same name in New Jersey. She recently authored a book "Kaleidoscope: Sex, Healing and S&M" and will speak on the spiritual origins of fetish and sadomasochism. Admission: $5 per person. NLA: NE members free. (No one turned away for lack of funds.)

>May 16 (Confirmed)
> Guest Speaker: Sir Adam On Rope Work

>Sir Adam, of Adam's Sensual Whips and publisher of Sandmutopian Guardian magazine, is an expert on knots and rope. In this lecture and demonstration, he will demonstrate bondage knots both basic and elaborate, useful and ornamental, european and Asian styles. There will be both a stage demonstration and a hands-on portion. Admission: $5 per person. NLA: NE members free. (No one turned away for lack of funds.)

>June Boston Pride!
> The city's annual celebration of sexual freedom and diversity. We will march in the parade, come join us and show your colors! Whether you wear leather, lace, latex, or look great in drag, youUll fit right in. Watch this space for announcement of other special pride events.

>July 18 (Confirmed)
> Fetish Fair Fleamarket #11

>The semi-annual extravanganza of leather, latex, chain mail, dungeon furniture, piercing, toys, corsets, books, videos, and much much more. Boston Center for the Arts Cyclorama, 539 Tremont Street, Boston. Admission: $5 per person. NLA: NE members free. Volunteers also get free admission. For more info: Cecilia at 617-864-0492.

>August 15 (Confirmed)
> S/M Picnic/Outdoor Play Excursion
> to Georges Island

>Our intrepid male co-chair has scouted out some wonderful, picturesque locations for a perverts picnic. Bring your lunch, your toys, and your partners... We'll take the ferry over. Bring your own ferry money, otherwise the event is free.

>September 19 (Tentative)
> Carter Stevens Presents Best & Worst Video Night

> Carter Stevens, publisher of S&M News and producer of countless S&M videos, brings the gems and the dregs of the video genre to entertain, arouse, and amuse. Score Sheets will be provided!

>October (Tentative)
> Get Mediaeval on the NLA!

> A group trip to either King Richard's Faire in Carver, MA, or a special "adults only" outing to the Mediaeval Manor! Renaissance Faires are one of the kinkiest RmainstreamS events in America, full of bawdy entertainment, risque role playing, and of course packed with leather goods for sale. Chain mail, anyone? The Mediaeval Manor is also a good choice for kinky fun. If arranged in advance, a special "adult-oriented" performance can be planned just for the kinky crowd.

>December 5 Confirmed)
> Fetish Fair Fleamarket #12

>NLA:NE EVENT HOTLINE
>617-864-0492
>Press 5 for a prerecorded message update on dates, locations, and times for NLA: New England Events. If calling during regular business hours, you can also ask for Cecilia.

>NLA: New ENgland's Web Site:
>http://www.circlet.com/pub/u/ctan/nlane.html X-Authentication-Warning: titan.oit.unc.edu: pjones owned process doing -bs Date: Tue, 13 Jan 1998 21:22:09 -0500 (EST) From: Paul Jones <pjones@sunsite.unc.edu> X-Sender: pjones@titan.oit.unc.edu
To: id@head.com, stang@subgenius.com
Subject: Taiwanese Saucer Cult to Jump on X-Day Mime-Version: 1.0

http://cgi.pathfinder.com/netly/editorial/0,1012,1671,00.html

With a very odd choice for "god's land" Garland texas! {snip}

It certainly seems to be having that effect on
Chen's followers, who apparently believe his
claims that he fathered Christ and that two of the 40
children in group are reincarnations of the Buddha
and Jesus. During the press conference on
December 23, Chen attempted to prove his claims
by exhibiting photographs of airplane vapor trails,
one of which formed a cross and another the
numbers "007." Chen has also told reporters that
failing God's arrival via flying saucer he will offer
himself up in penance and submit to death by
stoning or crucifixion.

Although Chen's claims seem batty, he is not a
tyrannical leader. Cult members are apparently
allowed to come and go at will and are in
communication with their families. Chen's
teachings are a mix of Buddhism, Christianity and
millennarianism, and include the predictions that
God will make a televised appearance on channel
18 six days prior to being incarnated and that the
world faces nuclear cataclysm in 1999.

Apocalyptic cultism "proliferates around the
millennium, and we've been seeing this
gravitational pull of the millennial date since the
end of the '80s," notes Dr. Richard Landes of the
Center for Millennial studies. "The millennial idea
is
that human beings are, if not perfectable, capable
of a whole lot better than we are now doing. At
some point in the near future a radical change of
lifestyle is in the making."

For the 150 members of Chen Tao, a radical
lifestyle change has already occurred. Most of the
group is in the U.S. with work-exempt visas and is
surviving on money left over from selling their
homes in Taiwan, says Chi-Chia. But they're
certainly not saving for the trip back, and followers
are are rumored to have paid handsomely for their
cult memberships. Add to that the expenses
incurred in moving around the country -- after
originally settling in San Dimas, Calif., the group
relocated to Garland, Texas, because it sounded
like "God Land" to their leader. Rather than
establishing headquarters there, the group has
simply taken up residence in 21 homes in the same
neighborhood. Although Taiwanese and American
authorities are investigating Chen Tao, so far there
has been no proof that members are being
monetarily defrauded by Chen, and thus no legal
basis for busting up the cult.
{snip}

==========================================================================
Paul Jones
Certified Black Helicopter Pilot *** Unwitting Dupe of One World Gov'ment http://sunsite.unc.edu/pjones/ The Unix Web Server Book (Ventana 1997)
pjones@sunsite.unc.edu voice: (919) 962-7600 fax: (919) 962-8071

From: "Joe Zouba" <zouba@hotmail.com>
To: i.stang@subgenius.com, slack@subgenius.com Subject: I fucked Connie Dobbs submission Date: Wed, 14 Jan 1998 11:21:48 PST

PRABOB !
I finally recorded on my homepage the story of the time I fucked Connie Dobbs. I think you might find it,....well, if not interesting, at least typical of Connie's style...Please feel free to use it in any way you see fit. It's posted at the following URL

http://homepage.usr.com/z/zouba/92393.shtml

I'm trying to get as many lost sheep as possible back into the fold..."The Sacred Billfold of "Bob", as it were... Keep up the good work,
Rev. Joe "Bob" Zouba

______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.comFrom: hkatlady@webtv.net (the katlady)
Date: Wed, 14 Jan 1998 20:57:10 -0700
To: i.stang@metronet.com
Subject: doug...
Mime-Version: 1.0 (WebTV)

you there?

the katlady@myself.com, who really is "A Gentile in a Goyish Land"

The Best Way to Travel: The Moody Blues WebRing http://jump.to/katladyDate: Sat, 17 Jan 1998 16:04:02
From: REV BAPHOMET <rev.baphomet@usa.net> To: i.stang@subgenius.com
Subject: WEB REPORT
Mime-Version: 1.0

Mr. Stang

I was paruseing the hour of slack page as i am won't to do And i noticed a small bug...The link for the hour of slack # 600 is in actuality the link for the hour of slack # 604 mind u 604 is still 604 and slack is still slack (at lest when it's Bob's slack)but As a fellow southerner I'm commited to keeping the site from having any ;as the con would call them; "errors" (but we both no bob doesn't make errors he fucks up)

Anyway I have no idea if there are anymore..my buzz is running down and I'm rambeling so I'll cut this short.

Praise Bob!!

Rev. Lance Parker aka Rev. Baphomet

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From: "P. O. Box 2321" <box2321@teleport.com> Reply-To: "P. O. Box 2321" <box2321@teleport.com> Subject: Robot Love

The late Dr. Anton LaVey (among others) suggested a forthcoming market for robot companions. Here, then, are some pointers for those who cannot wait.
Visuals:
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RealAudio:
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From: wandarer@subgenius.com (Wandarer)
Subject: Author of "The Onion" to do MTV Parody of Clinton's State of the Union Organization: ES1: The Sights & Sounds of the Known & Unknown Universe http://www.superb.net/~wandarer Mime-Version: 1.0

From
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From: VirtualOle <VirtualOle@aol.com>
Date: Fri, 23 Jan 1998 15:59:18 EST
To: i.stang@subgenius.com
Subject: WEB LINKS
Organization: AOL (http://www.aol.com)

http://member.aol.com/VirtualOle/world.html

Ole/world is my personal Web Site with several of my STRANGE and HORRIFYING short stories and essays as well as pictures of the things I (an ordained reverend of the CotSG) find compelling.Date: Sun, 25 Jan 1998 01:58:28 -0800
From: GRAVITY <gravitygirl@geocities.com> Reply-To: gravitygirl@geocities.com
Mime-Version: 1.0
To: i.stang@subgenius.com, jlwn111@worldnet.att.net Subject: 111
X-Priority: 1 (Highest)

http://home.att.net/~jlwn111 ... nuff said... I AM J'lahn (using Gravitygirl's Geocities e-mail)... You can run BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE TRUTH... Deal with me - BEFORE X-Day... OK?Date: Mon, 26 Jan 1998 10:30:04 -0800
From: "Dr.Legume" <legume@NOSPAMsubgenius.com> Reply-To: legume@NOSPAMsubgenius.com
Organization: Church of the SubGenius
Mime-Version: 1.0
To: i.stang@subgenius.com
Subject: Kooks

http://www.sig.net/~slogan/kooks.htm

Good stuff. You get mentioned, o'courseDate: Mon, 26 Jan 1998 11:55:45 -0800
From: "Dr.Legume" <legume@NOSPAMsubgenius.com> Reply-To: legume@NOSPAMsubgenius.com
Organization: Church of the SubGenius
Mime-Version: 1.0
To: i.stang@subgenius.com
Cc: strange@enter.net, steveg@delanet.com, steve@subgenius.com,
Friday@subgenius.com, Funway@subgenius.com, pacoid@subgenius.com, pastorx@bellatlantic.net
Subject: You'll bust yer nutz laffin'

http://www.jyu.fi/~np/satangame.html

the author's email is <np@cc.jyu.fi> We should recruit this freak.Date: Mon, 26 Jan 1998 23:14:23 -0800 (PST) From: Technoprisoners Publishing <gordo222@yahoo.com> Subject: Gordo identity crisis
To: i.stang@subgenius.com
Mime-Version: 1.0

Hey Stangasaurus,

After much (well a little,) soul searching, I decided not to name my little publishing entity after my little recording studio (Technoprisoners Recording) but instead, to choose a far more pedestrian name for the parent company, that I might more fully embrace the normals of the market, and more easily relieve them of their cash. Thus, you will find my site for the brand new "A2Z Music" at

http://www.a2zmusic.com

as soon as the domain name clears in a couple of days.

Thanks! Gordo

www.a2zmusic.com For fresh hot Seattle music...

_________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!?
Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.comFrom: "Byron Werner" <hotwire@d2.com>
Date: Tue, 27 Jan 1998 09:46:29 -0800
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Subject: Unshackle yourself from whitey! Cc: wmschaeffer@earthlink.net, glockwood@aol.com Mime-Version: 1.0

--- Forwarded mail from Max Miller <qma3x@d2.com>

Date: Tue, 27 Jan 1998 09:36:45 -0800
To: humor@omaha, life@omaha

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Date: Tue, 27 Jan 1998 09:57:08 -0800
To: rmutt@hooked.net, sternodox@aristotle.net, yoyopro@suba.com,
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"Oh, say can you see by the twilight's last gleaming, What so proudly we hailed at the dawn's early light?"
-Francis Scott Key ********************************************************************************From: unit4@sputum.com (Doktor DynaSoar Iridium) To: i.stang@subgenius.com
Subject: The Theory of Everything
Date: Wed, 28 Jan 1998 00:31:22 GMT
Organization: Cabal Network Security
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Mime-Version: 1.0

Mystical Phsyics whacko: http://xanadu.centrum.is/apocalypse/_index.htm

From: Yodel Boy <YodelBoy@aol.com>
Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 00:47:31 EST
To: Entrippy@aol.com, lonesome@globalserve.net, reinhart@pacinfo.com,
jap4b@virginia.edu, Takaaco@aol.com, Montooth@aol.com, haze@kudos.net, i.stang@subgenius.com, NACAL0T0@aol.com, FLFilly@aol.com, mofootis@bigfoot.com, wererat@geocities.com Subject: The Fontalicious Zone
Organization: AOL (http://www.aol.com)

Alas, an update from the Fontalicious Zone.

A little easier on the eyes. Enjoy.

Rev. Josh Wilhelm
http://members.aol.com/YodelBoy/home.htmFrom: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <p-lil@subgenius.com> To: i.stang@subgenius.com
Subject: The ultimate video game
Mime-Version: 1.0
Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 11:44:00 -0500

http://www.postalrampage.com/

Windows 95 only, sad to say.

P-Lil

the katlady@myself.com, who really is "A Gentile in a Goyish Land"
The Best Way to Travel: The Moody Blues WebRing
http://jump.to/katlady
X-URL-Title: ANUBIA Observes: You're A Big, Sloppy MESS! Don't Deny It!
http://members.tripod.com/~anubia/index.html

From: Monkmag@aol.com
Date: Sun, 1 Feb 1998 19:59:40 EST
To: tim.hermes@harpercollins.com, joec@eudoramail.com,
rrodgers@ci.portland.or.us, abz@inch.com, adi@angel.net, fjs2526@is4.nyu.edu, mak@inch.com, mod4371@acf4.NYU.EDU, oao8982@is4.nyu.edu, rqg5203@acf4.NYU.EDU Mime-Version: 1.0
Subject: JIM CROTTY INVITES YOU IN

Have you checked out the Jim Crotty home page this week?

More specific URL...

http://www.monk.com/jimspage/jimspage.html

From: Jim Jazwiecki <jtj5@cornell.edu>
Subject: Jesus has a homepage
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Cool cool cool.

http://members.aol.com/jesus316/index.htm

============================================= Jim Jazwiecki

You see, it may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it's also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts. -Quentin Crisp

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From: John Zero <jzero@onramp.net>
Subject: Ahoy
ARMAGEDDON:
The first is something that you probly knew before I did, the thing about the new summer movie "Armageddon", which premieres July 1, 1998. Another Bruckheimer thing starring Mr. Willis and a Texas-sized(!) meteor. Good of Them to schedule it so even we Subs can hand over our hard-earned wampum up until the Last Moment.

ALEX CHIU:
The other thing is something I saw in alt.binaries.3d.lightwave, a reply to a piece of spam. The web site that this led me to appears to be the work of a genuine new Kook, a young man named Alex Chiu. Check out http://www.alexchiu.com/ and see for yourself. This guy is under 30 and says he believes to have discovered the secrets of eternal life and youth (you wear magnets on your pinkies and toes at night!), as well as (maybe) teleportation, God, and true beneficial communism. It's all based in magnetism, he says, and there are lengthy explanations on the site. He also says "Please don't call the FDA on me!", and is giving away his ideas (patent pending) with the insistence that he isn't out for profit. Which means this man is a true-blue old-style Kook Scientist! Go see! The Gimme might shut him down by the end of the week.

From: Eddie Johnston <edi@iah.com>
To: "'Rev. Ivan Stang'" <i.stang@subgenius.com> Subject: Lotsa radio
Date: Mon, 2 Feb 1998 17:24:20 -0600
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Dear Stang,
I finally ponied up for my renewal SubSub . Praise "Bob"it will be the last time. Khosrow has his Persian internet radio on the air 24/7 at http://www.look-it-up.com/radio and we're on the air with low-power radio in the Montrose: 99.7 FM The Montrose Broadcasting Network sponsored by the Houston Radio Collective. It's 45, going up to 95 watts. We're not yet at 24/7, more like 6/4, but it's only been a few weeks since our debut. X,<

From: Michael Turyn <mturyn@nombas.com>
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To: i.stang@subgenius.com
Subject: Blasphemy on the Web

http://patentletter.com/2-9/1-redstrap.jpg

From: egoplum@ebolamusic.com
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Date: Wed, 4 Feb 1998 00:42:42 -0800
To: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <i.stang@subgenius.com> Subject: Re: Your Timing Was Perfect

HEY!

Why isn't the infamous EGO PLUM show available on the Radio Slack Archives? Whats the deal? I can't handle all the hate mail i'm getting. the world wants to know

How have you been, Rev. Stang?

Taste any good cheese, lately?

I hope this email finds you in good health and recently bathed.

PS -- there is a DEVO Tribute CD coming out pretty soon that includes
a couple of tracks by YOURS TRULY -- a jocko homo that you wouldn't believe and a SNOW BALL done muzak stylee with accordions. I'll make sure you get a copy as soon as I get one!

From: Patrick Treloar <patrick@wownet.org> Reply-To: patrick@wownet.org
Organization: The WOW Foundation
Subject: Beautiful Vision

--
Patrick

The WOW Foundation

http://www.wownet.org
email patrick@wownet.org

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To: Multiple recipients of list <ibogaine@ibogaine.org>
Subject: Beautiful non-ibogaine vision
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From: "i.d." <id@head.com>
keep this one for future generations:

>gates pie face video

>http://www.cnn.com/TECH/computing/9802/04/belgium.gates.ap/gates.30.aptv.mov

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