night of the living lawyers
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 10:15:23 -0700
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Commenting about the huge swarms of lawyers
already assembling nationwide with pre-written
fill-in-the-blanks complaints about yet-to-be-
conducted election polling, I heard one wit remark:
"When Hell is full, the lawyers will walk the Earth."
--
"Pleasure me, you litigious wench!"
--James Mason, from the movie
'Mandingo, Mandingo & Mandingo,
Attorneys at Law'
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 19:04:51 GMT
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> Commenting about the huge swarms of lawyers
> already assembling nationwide with pre-written
> fill-in-the-blanks complaints about yet-to-be-
> conducted election polling, I heard one wit remark:
>
> "When Hell is full, the lawyers will walk the Earth."
Oh, unless the election is a landslide we'll have a repeat of 2000.
Probably worse this time.
Correspondent:: chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 14:46:50 -0700
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message news:<417BE32B.4A7E@succeeds.com>...
> Commenting about the huge swarms of lawyers
> already assembling nationwide with pre-written
> fill-in-the-blanks complaints about yet-to-be-
> conducted election polling, I heard one wit remark:
>
> "When Hell is full, the lawyers will walk the Earth."
Would you rather settle this election Haiti-style: with knives and baseball bats?
--
C.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 15:44:36 -0700
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The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
>
> Would you rather settle this election Haiti-style:
> with knives and baseball bats?
>
Pretty please with sugar and whipped cream and a
cherry on top? And if it's knives and baseball
bats *between* the lawyers can it be on pay-per-
view?
--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 22:45:20 GMT
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
>>
>> Would you rather settle this election Haiti-style:
>> with knives and baseball bats?
>>
>
> Pretty please with sugar and whipped cream and a
> cherry on top? And if it's knives and baseball
> bats *between* the lawyers can it be on pay-per-
> view?
Smart money's on the trial lawyers.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 16:15:53 -0700
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On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 15:44:36 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
>>
>> Would you rather settle this election Haiti-style:
>> with knives and baseball bats?
>>
>
>Pretty please with sugar and whipped cream and a
>cherry on top? And if it's knives and baseball
>bats *between* the lawyers can it be on pay-per-
>view?
The irony being you'd have to hire a clown-car-load of lawyers to work
out the pay-per-view deal.
But what the hell, I call that a self-sustaining industry.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I'd like to think that brain surgery is less
a science or an art than an act of will and
intestinal fortitude.
- nu-monet v6.0
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 23:33:04 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 15:44:36 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
> wrote:
>
>>The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
>>>
>>> Would you rather settle this election Haiti-style:
>>> with knives and baseball bats?
>>
>>Pretty please with sugar and whipped cream and a
>>cherry on top? And if it's knives and baseball
>>bats *between* the lawyers can it be on pay-per-
>>view?
>
> The irony being you'd have to hire a clown-car-load of lawyers to work
> out the pay-per-view deal.
>
> But what the hell, I call that a self-sustaining industry.
Yeah, definitely leaving the country when that happens. I'll catch it
on CNN from outside the asylum.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 17:59:26 -0500
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On 24 Oct 2004 14:46:50 -0700, chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev.
Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel) wrote:
>"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message news:<417BE32B.4A7E@succeeds.com>...
>> Commenting about the huge swarms of lawyers
>> already assembling nationwide with pre-written
>> fill-in-the-blanks complaints about yet-to-be-
>> conducted election polling, I heard one wit remark:
>>
>> "When Hell is full, the lawyers will walk the Earth."
>
>Would you rather settle this election Haiti-style: with knives and baseball bats?
What?
No.
Torches, pitchforks, silver bullets, or wooden stakes ONLY!!!!!
Correspondent:: "ghost"
Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 00:09:37 GMT
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"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote in
message news:0scon09v9p5clc8ctmb5b2g05gc094a3nb@4ax.com...
> On 24 Oct 2004 14:46:50 -0700, chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev.
> Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel) wrote:
>
> >"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:<417BE32B.4A7E@succeeds.com>...
> >> Commenting about the huge swarms of lawyers
> >> already assembling nationwide with pre-written
> >> fill-in-the-blanks complaints about yet-to-be-
> >> conducted election polling, I heard one wit remark:
> >>
> >> "When Hell is full, the lawyers will walk the Earth."
> >
> >Would you rather settle this election Haiti-style: with knives and
baseball bats?
>
> What?
>
> No.
>
> Torches, pitchforks, silver bullets, or wooden stakes ONLY!!!!!
>
And oxygen destroyers. Lots of oxygen destroyers.
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 19:22:08 -0700
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chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel) wrote in message news:<72e1e1e3.0410241346.67a23841@posting.google.com>...
>>> Would you rather settle this election Haiti-style: with knives and
baseball bats?
If the knives are cartoonishly oversized ghurka types and the bats
are aluminum so it takes twice the number of blows to get the job
done, then my answer is an emphatic YES.
--
HellPope Huey
I'm hopped up on goofballs
and I VOTED.
Praise boss when morning work bells chime
Praise him for bits of overtime
Praise him whose wars we love to fight
Praise him, fat leech and parasite
Amen.
- Utah Phillips
"What, me worry about YOU??
But I'm the Prezerdent!"
- Alfred E. Bush
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 25 Oct 2004 23:09:14 GMT
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>Would you rather settle this election Haiti-style: with knives and baseball
>bats?
Sure, I've been stocking up on ammo for 4 years.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: humanoid
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:13:48 GMT
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On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 14:46:50 -0700, The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
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> Would you rather settle this election Haiti-style: with knives and baseball bats?
Considering which side has most of the weaponry and which side I
generally land on, I'd have to answer with a "Yes". But I'll settle for
good old-fashioned votin'.