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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 15:53:05 -0700
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http://hometown.aol.com/toothphone/
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 16:25:52 -0700
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On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 15:53:05 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>http://hometown.aol.com/toothphone/
I will vote that he is a sub genius, anyway.
He has a link to a file named "denzel.wav" which he says is Denzel
Washington talking about "being implanted" on the David Letterman
show. So I click it and nothing happens. So I download it to get a
closer look. 7.6 kb, very small for a sound file ... and I try to
play it and still nothig.
So I open it in a hex viewer to look at the raw file ... and it's an
HTML page.
So at some point, he took an HTML page .. renamed it "denzel.wav" ...
and thought that would work ... in some manner.
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Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 20:03:23 -0400
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Z:
>>So at some point, he took an HTML page .. renamed it "denzel.wav" ...
and thought that would work ... in some manner.
You need that activex plugin enabled and then you hafta hook yer tooth up to
a USB socket for it to work.
I'd like to have an MP3 Player and 512MB of flash memory installed in one of
my teeth. I'd look a little funny at work sucking on the USB port, but what
the fuck, I'm retiring in a couple months. Nobody pays any attention to you
when yer old.
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 17:46:01 -0700
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On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 20:03:23 -0400, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>Z:
>>>So at some point, he took an HTML page .. renamed it "denzel.wav" ...
>and thought that would work ... in some manner.
>
>You need that activex plugin enabled and then you hafta hook yer tooth up to
>a USB socket for it to work.
>
>I'd like to have an MP3 Player and 512MB of flash memory installed in one of
>my teeth. I'd look a little funny at work sucking on the USB port, but what
>the fuck, I'm retiring in a couple months. Nobody pays any attention to you
>when yer old.
>
That's probably true really, they would see this weird ungainly thing
sticking out of your mouth and you sucking and slurping on it, and
they'd figure it was some kind of medical thing, and try to pretend
not to stare at it while they talked to you.
You could get away with a lot that way. You should buy some kind of
pocket pussy and encase it in a medical-looking plastic case and have
it running on your member all day at work. They'd all look at you
while you were getting a plastic blowjob all day and sigh "THAT POOR
GUY!"
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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
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"Plato was a bore."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Correspondent:: Don Radford
Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 03:38:54 GMT
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> I'd like to have an MP3 Player and 512MB of flash memory installed in one of
> my teeth.
I hate teeth. I want them GONE.
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June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 19:26:52 -0700
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message news:<417C3251.4F89@succeeds.com>...
>>> http://hometown.aol.com/toothphone/
What a pussy. My head is so wired up, I can hear TV shows from
TAIWAN and you don't hear ME complaining about it. Fuck like a beast,
4-on-the-floor, AhOOOOOOOOOga, myong pdingmya dungyon, ah, that's the
stuff.
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I'm hopped up on goofballs
and I VOTED.
Praise boss when morning work bells chime
Praise him for bits of overtime
Praise him whose wars we love to fight
Praise him, fat leech and parasite
Amen.
- Utah Phillips
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But I'm the Prezerdent!"
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