Women have four G-spots - according to a new book.
Human biologist Desmond Morris believes there are
three more super-sensitive zones in the upper part
of the vagina.
He has dubbed them the U-spot, C-spot and A-spot
in his new book The Naked Woman, says The Sun.
And he says that once a man knows where they are,
he can give his lover fantastic orgasms.
He said: "If only I'd written this book as a
teenager. I can't begin to imagine how much
pleasure I could have given girlfriends."
The G-spot was discovered in the 1950s by German
doctor Ernst Grafenberg.
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 16:58:59 -0700
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On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 16:49:38 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1122170.html?menu=
>
>Women have four G-spots - according to a new book.
>
>Human biologist Desmond Morris believes there are
>three more super-sensitive zones in the upper part
>of the vagina.
>
>He has dubbed them the U-spot, C-spot and A-spot
>in his new book The Naked Woman, says The Sun.
>
>And he says that once a man knows where they are,
>he can give his lover fantastic orgasms.
>
>He said: "If only I'd written this book as a
>teenager. I can't begin to imagine how much
>pleasure I could have given girlfriends."
>
>The G-spot was discovered in the 1950s by German
>doctor Ernst Grafenberg.
Well I'm glad they didn't call it the "Grafenburg spot"
That would be so off-putting.
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International Satanic Conspiracy
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Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 3 Oct 2004 07:34:12 -0700
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Zapanaz wrote in message news:<55gul05q5tg289r5emrdfug2u89ugk4j4u@4ax.com>...
> >The G-spot was discovered in the 1950s by German
> >doctor Ernst Grafenberg.
>
> Well I'm glad they didn't call it the "Grafenburg spot"
> That would be so off-putting.
"Oh baby, give me more of that hot Grafenburg action!!" Nope, sounds
more like a Nenslo pastry made with pureed insect parts. He captures
normal flies and FORCES them to speak Spanish for his hideous sexual
experiments, you know.
--
HellPope Huey
Dobbs accentuates your existing illnesses
until they either kill you or
you learn to make money from them.
"When I found we could have some brains
I was the first in line, cause we were, like
Dragging our knuckles along the ground
Ever since, I've been convinced that every
Sacred thought is mine, and you were still
Dragging your knuckles along the ground
And when they asked us who will lead
I thought it surely must be me
But I stood up too fast
I stood up too fast
Because as soon as I was boss
The next one in line took my head clean off
' cause I stood up too fast"
- Todd Rundgren, "Stood Up"
If God had wanted me otherwise,
He would have created me otherwise.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 20:33:08 GMT
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"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0410030634.e390efa@posting.google.com...
> Nope, sounds
> more like a Nenslo pastry made with pureed insect parts. He captures
> normal flies and FORCES them to speak Spanish for his hideous sexual
> experiments, you know.
And that is wrong, because...?
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 4 Oct 2004 08:49:30 -0700
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"ArWeGod" wrote in message news:<7mZ7d.23708$QJ3.14806@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>...
> "HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
> news:8cc8cffc.0410030634.e390efa@posting.google.com...
> > Nope, sounds
> > more like a Nenslo pastry made with pureed insect parts. He captures
> > normal flies and FORCES them to speak Spanish for his hideous sexual
> > experiments, you know.
>
> And that is wrong, because...?
He chooses flies who are reincarnated Amish elders or Orthodox Jews
and they are outraged by his unwholesome attentions.
Few people can see genius
in someone who has offended them.
- Robertson Davies
"After a while, all you notice is the beauty."
- "Gargoyles"
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 11:47:40 +1000
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> Women have four G-spots - according to a new book.
>
> Human biologist Desmond Morris believes there are
> three more super-sensitive zones in the upper part
> of the vagina.
for "Bob"'s sake, someone shoot this guy. he's making our work harder
every time he opens his goddamned yap.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 19:29:54 -0700
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On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 11:47:40 +1000, nikolai kingsley
wrote:
>
>> Women have four G-spots - according to a new book.
>>
>> Human biologist Desmond Morris believes there are
>> three more super-sensitive zones in the upper part
>> of the vagina.
>
>
>
>for "Bob"'s sake, someone shoot this guy. he's making our work harder
>every time he opens his goddamned yap.
And OH NO he can't find just one lttle x-spot on MEN, can he. We
couldn't have WOMEN fumbling around in the dark for some magical
orgasm spot for a change, that would be CATS AND DOGS that would.
--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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Logic:
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Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 13:06:00 +1000
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> And OH NO he can't find just one lttle x-spot on MEN, can he. We
> couldn't have WOMEN fumbling around in the dark for some magical
> orgasm spot for a change, that would be CATS AND DOGS that would.
the magic spot for guys starts at the knees and extends up to the nipples.
I love how in this show, the cuter you are, the more fucked you're going
to be by the end of the episode.
- Censored Vagina discusses the anime "Elven Lied"
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 07 Oct 2004 00:35:22 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
>And OH NO he can't find just one lttle x-spot on MEN, can he. We
>couldn't have WOMEN fumbling around in the dark for some magical
>orgasm spot for a change, that would be CATS AND DOGS that would.
There IS an X spot for men. *I* know about it. How the fuck come you don't?
--
"Energy may be likened to the bending of a crossbow; decision, to the releasing
of the trigger." -Sun Tzu
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 18:29:36 -0700
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On 07 Oct 2004 00:35:22 GMT, kdetal@aol.com (KD et al) wrote:
>Zapanaz wrote:
>
>>And OH NO he can't find just one lttle x-spot on MEN, can he. We
>>couldn't have WOMEN fumbling around in the dark for some magical
>>orgasm spot for a change, that would be CATS AND DOGS that would.
>
>There IS an X spot for men. *I* know about it. How the fuck come you don't?
now I'm scared.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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Macro: (n.) a series of keystrokes used to simulate a missing but
essential command.
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The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new. Zapanaz
sat down and wrote
>On 07 Oct 2004 00:35:22 GMT, kdetal@aol.com (KD et al) wrote:
>
>>Zapanaz wrote:
>>
>>>And OH NO he can't find just one lttle x-spot on MEN, can he. We
>>>couldn't have WOMEN fumbling around in the dark for some magical
>>>orgasm spot for a change, that would be CATS AND DOGS that would.
>>
>>There IS an X spot for men. *I* know about it. How the fuck come you don't?
>
>now I'm scared.
It's the prostate gland, just up the Khyber Pass. If you don't wish to
administer the treatment yourself, a nominated other may don a nurse's
uniform and surgical gloves and massage the area vigorously with the
help of lubricant. Treatment outcomes are usually excellent.
--
Rev. Simeon Simian
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Fri, 08 Oct 2004 02:26:05 GMT
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Rev. Simion Simian wrote:
> The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new. Zapanaz
> sat down and wrote
>>On 07 Oct 2004 00:35:22 GMT, kdetal@aol.com (KD et al) wrote:
>>
>>>Zapanaz wrote:
>>>
>>>>And OH NO he can't find just one lttle x-spot on MEN, can he. We
>>>>couldn't have WOMEN fumbling around in the dark for some magical
>>>>orgasm spot for a change, that would be CATS AND DOGS that would.
>>>
>>>There IS an X spot for men. *I* know about it. How the fuck come you don't?
>>
>>now I'm scared.
>
> It's the prostate gland
That doesn't count. The prostate isn't that hard to find.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 19:55:17 -0700
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On Thu, 7 Oct 2004 22:43:10 +0100, "Rev. Simion Simian"
wrote:
>The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new. Zapanaz
> sat down and wrote
>>On 07 Oct 2004 00:35:22 GMT, kdetal@aol.com (KD et al) wrote:
>>
>>>Zapanaz wrote:
>>>
>>>>And OH NO he can't find just one lttle x-spot on MEN, can he. We
>>>>couldn't have WOMEN fumbling around in the dark for some magical
>>>>orgasm spot for a change, that would be CATS AND DOGS that would.
>>>
>>>There IS an X spot for men. *I* know about it. How the fuck come you don't?
>>
>>now I'm scared.
>
>It's the prostate gland, just up the Khyber Pass. If you don't wish to
>administer the treatment yourself, a nominated other may don a nurse's
>uniform and surgical gloves and massage the area vigorously with the
>help of lubricant. Treatment outcomes are usually excellent.
Oh THAT.
I never really thought of that as an erogenous zone. I just thought
of it as "something German women do without warning you first when you
are fucking". I still clench my butt cheeks purely on instinct when I
see a blonde woman who doesn't shave her armpits.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped,
it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast
to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover, inches above the ground. With a giant
buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with
Chicago.
-- John Frazee
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 23:54:15 -0500
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On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 19:55:17 -0700, Zapanaz
wrote:
>I never really thought of that as an erogenous zone. I just thought
>of it as "something German women do without warning you first when you
>are fucking". I still clench my butt cheeks purely on instinct when I
>see a blonde woman who doesn't shave her armpits.
~winky~, Sailor
(That's my wintertime look.)
~Salacia
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 22:41:48 -0700
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On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 23:54:15 -0500, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:
>On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 19:55:17 -0700, Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
>
>>I never really thought of that as an erogenous zone. I just thought
>>of it as "something German women do without warning you first when you
>>are fucking". I still clench my butt cheeks purely on instinct when I
>>see a blonde woman who doesn't shave her armpits.
>
>~winky~, Sailor
>
>(That's my wintertime look.)
>
>~Salacia
eeeeeeeeeeek
You're keeping the finger warm or you're keeping your armpits warm?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
From: "J. R. \"Bob\" Dobbs"
Subject: Libertarian ideologies
I consider myself to be a follower of Patriopsychotic
Anarchomaterialism. This unique political meta-ideology was first
developed by Dr. Carl E. Havermist and popularized in his book "Making
Freedom Compulsory". Since it is derived completely by means of
formal mathematical principles, Patriopsychotic Anarchomaterialism is
far more rigorous and consistent than most so-called political
theories, which must continuously resort to unreliable "real-world"
data in order to support their dubious conclusions.
Patriopsychotic Anarchomaterialists support immediate repeal of the
Second Law of Thermodynamics, forced bussing of ghetto children to L-5
colonies, the right to arm bears, redistribution of intelligence,
traditional family values, and the right to urinate in different
colors.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Fri, 08 Oct 2004 05:29:16 -0500
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On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 22:41:48 -0700, Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 23:54:15 -0500, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 19:55:17 -0700, Zapanaz
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I never really thought of that as an erogenous zone. I just thought
>>>of it as "something German women do without warning you first when you
>>>are fucking". I still clench my butt cheeks purely on instinct when I
>>>see a blonde woman who doesn't shave her armpits.
>>
>>~winky~, Sailor
>>
>>(That's my wintertime look.)
>>
>>~Salacia
>
>eeeeeeeeeeek
>
>You're keeping the finger warm or you're keeping your armpits warm?
Hey! That's private!
Salacia
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 7 Oct 2004 09:32:23 -0700
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kdetal@aol.com (KD et al) wrote in message news:<20041006203522.00243.00001107@mb-m26.aol.com>...
> Zapanaz wrote:
>
> >And OH NO he can't find just one lttle x-spot on MEN, can he. We
> >couldn't have WOMEN fumbling around in the dark for some magical
> >orgasm spot for a change, that would be CATS AND DOGS that would.
>
> There IS an X spot for men. *I* know about it.
Really? Show me! Um, you ARE a gurl, right? I wanna be an X-Man too,
but not if it requires any of that madgello fudgepacker action.
--
HellPope Huey
Welcome to Tourette's practice.
Today we begin with the letter "F."
"Who are these Swine ? These flag-sucking half-wits
who get fleeced and fooled
by stupid little rich kids like George Bush?
..... They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious
in the American character....
I piss down the throats of these Nazis.
And I am too old to worry about
whether they like it or not. Fuck Them."
- Hunter S. Thompson, "Kingdom of Fear"
FOR SHITS SAKE WILL YOU FUCKING SPELLCHECK
YOU STUPID GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH.
- Nenslo
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 16:39:16 GMT
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KD et al wrote:
> Zapanaz wrote:
>
>>And OH NO he can't find just one lttle x-spot on MEN, can he. We
>>couldn't have WOMEN fumbling around in the dark for some magical
>>orgasm spot for a change, that would be CATS AND DOGS that would.
>
> There IS an X spot for men. *I* know about it. How the fuck come you don't?
So are one of you guys going to ask her or do I have to?
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 10:24:41 -0700
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On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 16:39:16 GMT, Cardinal Vertigo
wrote:
>KD et al wrote:
>> Zapanaz wrote:
>>
>>>And OH NO he can't find just one lttle x-spot on MEN, can he. We
>>>couldn't have WOMEN fumbling around in the dark for some magical
>>>orgasm spot for a change, that would be CATS AND DOGS that would.
>>
>> There IS an X spot for men. *I* know about it. How the fuck come you don't?
>
>So are one of you guys going to ask her or do I have to?
It's going to be one of those mental images that I will then not be
able to get out of my head for a month. I just know it is.
Like when Blackout posts an image link.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
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Paganism is populated almost entirely by white middle class academia ... A
whopping 75 percent of them participate in grindingly boring
interpretations of deviant sexuality.
- alliekatt
Correspondent:: BabaNoodleRaman@snork.cx
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 10:02:22 -0600
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In <415F3E92.41A2@succeeds.com>, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1122170.html?menu=
>
>Women have four G-spots - according to a new book.
>
>Human biologist Desmond Morris believes there are
>three more super-sensitive zones in the upper part
>of the vagina.
>
>He has dubbed them the U-spot, C-spot and A-spot
>in his new book The Naked Woman, says The Sun.
>
>And he says that once a man knows where they are,
>he can give his lover fantastic orgasms.
>
>He said: "If only I'd written this book as a
>teenager. I can't begin to imagine how much
>pleasure I could have given girlfriends."
>
>The G-spot was discovered in the 1950s by German
>doctor Ernst Grafenberg.
But, where's the $-spot? Where's that spot that'll make 'em want to
pony up for the heating bill?