"otherfungus IV" wrote in message
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> http://www.arkofhope.org/
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Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 12 Oct 2004 15:03:43 -0700
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"Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello" wrote in message news:...
>>> Looks Like Same-Old Fungus To "BOB".
You ARE fungus. I know this because I saw you begin to convulse when
you walked by the Tinactin display.
--
HellPope Huey
I have a Charlie Chaplin tattoo on my dick
because its a little tramp.
"Never moon a werewolf."
- Mike Binder
I visualized world peace
and all I got was this town drunk
masquerading as President.
- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 22:14:54 GMT
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HellPopeHuey wrote:
> "Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello" wrote in message news:...
>
> >>> Looks Like Same-Old Fungus To "BOB".
>
> You ARE fungus. I know this because I saw you begin to convulse when
> you walked by the Tinactin display.
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
> I have a Charlie Chaplin tattoo on my dick
> because its a little tramp.
>
>
Charlie Chaplin, huh?
That reminds me of a joke, but it
might be a bit hard to tell because
it has a visual punchline.
Oh, well...here goes.
This guy goes to a brothel figuring to get laid.
So, he talks with the madam and she takes his
money, and sends him up to one of her most
experienced girls. She introduces herself and
asks the guy what he'd like, and he says,
"I dunno, whataya got?" She says, "I got straight,
I got French, I got half&half, I got Greek, I got
around the world, I got Charlie Chaplin, I got..."
the guy says, "Hold it! Let's try the Charlie Chaplin,
I've never had that!" So, the hoor dims the lights and
puts on some soft music and starts dancing with the
guy. He starts getting aroused, and she starts riding
his dick while they're slow dancing to the music. The guy
is just about ready for the money-shot, and the hoor backs
up quick off of his johnson, and the guy starts walking
just like Charlie Chaplin!
"König Prüß" <=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC=DF?=>; "GfbAEV"
wrote in message
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>
> This guy goes to a brothel figuring to get laid.
> So, he talks with the madam and she takes his
> money, and sends him up to one of her most
> experienced girls. She introduces herself and
> asks the guy what he'd like, and he says,
> "I dunno, whataya got?" She says, "I got straight,
> I got French, I got half&half, I got Greek, I got
> around the world, I got Charlie Chaplin, I got..."
> the guy says, "Hold it! Let's try the Charlie Chaplin,
> I've never had that!" So, the hoor dims the lights and
> puts on some soft music and starts dancing with the
> guy. He starts getting aroused, and she starts riding
> his dick while they're slow dancing to the music. The guy
> is just about ready for the money-shot, and the hoor backs
> up quick off of his johnson, and the guy starts walking
> just like Charlie Chaplin!
>
>
>
yer gud!
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004 02:02:34 GMT
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"Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello" wrote:
> "König Prüß" <=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC=DF?=>; "GfbAEV"
> wrote in message
> news:416C5755.72BF1FE4@ranunculus.org...
> >
> > This guy goes to a brothel figuring to get laid.
> > So, he talks with the madam and she takes his
> > money, and sends him up to one of her most
> > experienced girls. She introduces herself and
> > asks the guy what he'd like, and he says,
> > "I dunno, whataya got?" She says, "I got straight,
> > I got French, I got half&half, I got Greek, I got
> > around the world, I got Charlie Chaplin, I got..."
> > the guy says, "Hold it! Let's try the Charlie Chaplin,
> > I've never had that!" So, the hoor dims the lights and
> > puts on some soft music and starts dancing with the
> > guy. He starts getting aroused, and she starts riding
> > his dick while they're slow dancing to the music. The guy
> > is just about ready for the money-shot, and the hoor backs
> > up quick off of his johnson, and the guy starts walking
> > just like Charlie Chaplin!
> >
> >
> >
>
> yer gud!
Thanx! But it's waaaaay funnier if you can do the walk,
it's a sight joke, a live joke.
"König Prüß" <=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC=DF?=>; "GfbAEV"
wrote in message
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>
>
> "Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello" wrote:
>
>> "König Prüß" <=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC=DF?=>; "GfbAEV"
>> wrote in message
>> news:416C5755.72BF1FE4@ranunculus.org...
>> >
>> > This guy goes to a brothel figuring to get laid.
>> > So, he talks with the madam and she takes his
>> > money, and sends him up to one of her most
>> > experienced girls. She introduces herself and
>> > asks the guy what he'd like, and he says,
>> > "I dunno, whataya got?" She says, "I got straight,
>> > I got French, I got half&half, I got Greek, I got
>> > around the world, I got Charlie Chaplin, I got..."
>> > the guy says, "Hold it! Let's try the Charlie Chaplin,
>> > I've never had that!" So, the hoor dims the lights and
>> > puts on some soft music and starts dancing with the
>> > guy. He starts getting aroused, and she starts riding
>> > his dick while they're slow dancing to the music. The guy
>> > is just about ready for the money-shot, and the hoor backs
>> > up quick off of his johnson, and the guy starts walking
>> > just like Charlie Chaplin!
>> >
>> >
>> >
>>
>> yer gud!
>
> Thanx! But it's waaaaay funnier if you can do the walk,
> it's a sight joke, a live joke.
>
Oh, and the dancing bread,
never mind that was the 'other' silent film guy.
The one the house front and train wreck fell on.
BUST HER KETONE!
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketone )
Gimme Some More Solvents!
( http://www.osha.gov/SLTC/solvents/ )
Four More Beers!!!!
( http://www.cafepress.com/fourmorebeers )
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004 03:28:39 GMT
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"Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello" wrote:
> "König Prüß" <=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC=DF?=>; "GfbAEV"
> wrote in message
> news:416C8CB5.BDC70F58@ranunculus.org...
> >
> >
> > "Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello" wrote:
> >
> >> "König Prüß" <=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC=DF?=>; "GfbAEV"
> >> wrote in message
> >> news:416C5755.72BF1FE4@ranunculus.org...
> >> >
> >> > This guy goes to a brothel figuring to get laid.
> >> > So, he talks with the madam and she takes his
> >> > money, and sends him up to one of her most
> >> > experienced girls. She introduces herself and
> >> > asks the guy what he'd like, and he says,
> >> > "I dunno, whataya got?" She says, "I got straight,
> >> > I got French, I got half&half, I got Greek, I got
> >> > around the world, I got Charlie Chaplin, I got..."
> >> > the guy says, "Hold it! Let's try the Charlie Chaplin,
> >> > I've never had that!" So, the hoor dims the lights and
> >> > puts on some soft music and starts dancing with the
> >> > guy. He starts getting aroused, and she starts riding
> >> > his dick while they're slow dancing to the music. The guy
> >> > is just about ready for the money-shot, and the hoor backs
> >> > up quick off of his johnson, and the guy starts walking
> >> > just like Charlie Chaplin!
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >> yer gud!
> >
> > Thanx! But it's waaaaay funnier if you can do the walk,
> > it's a sight joke, a live joke.
> >
>
> Oh, and the dancing bread,
> never mind that was the 'other' silent film guy.
>
> The one the house front and train wreck fell on.
>
> BUST HER KETONE!
> ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketone )
>
> Gimme Some More Solvents!
> ( http://www.osha.gov/SLTC/solvents/ )
>
> YUMMY!
> ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timon_and_Pumbaa )
>
> Love Lycra!
> ( http://www.latexallergylinks.org/lycra.html )
>
> SPANDEX!
> ( http://pubs.acs.org/cen/whatstuff/stuff/7707scitek4.html )
>
> Give IT Two!
> ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/43572 )
>
> Four More Beers!!!!
> ( http://www.cafepress.com/fourmorebeers )
That's what I say! Four more beers!
The dancing bread guy was Charlie Chaplin,
yep, the housefront guy was Buster Keaton.
"König Prüß" <=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC=DF?=>; "GfbAEV"
wrote in message
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>
> The dancing bread guy was Charlie Chaplin,
>
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 12 Oct 2004 20:07:06 -0700
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König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in message news:<416C5755.72BF1FE4@ranunculus.org>...
> This guy goes to a brothel figuring to get laid.
> So, he talks with the madam and she takes his
> money, and sends him up to one of her most
> experienced girls. She introduces herself and
> asks the guy what he'd like, and he says,
> "I dunno, whataya got?" She says, "I got straight,
> I got French, I got half&half, I got Greek, I got
> around the world, I got Charlie Chaplin, I got..."
> the guy says, "Hold it! Let's try the Charlie Chaplin,
> I've never had that!" So, the hoor dims the lights and
> puts on some soft music and starts dancing with the
> guy. He starts getting aroused, and she starts riding
> his dick while they're slow dancing to the music. The guy
> is just about ready for the money-shot, and the hoor backs
> up quick off of his johnson, and the guy starts walking
> just like Charlie Chaplin!
Reading this joke was like watching "Blood Beach" tanked up on a
pint of Nyquil and a snort of airplane glue. I just stared at it and
let a little drool almost escape. Let the cry ring forth across the
land that Konig is a disturbed individual.
--
HellPope Huey
I have a Charlie Chaplin tattoo on my dick
because its a little tramp.
"Never moon a werewolf."
- Mike Binder
I visualized world peace
and all I got was this town drunk
masquerading as President.
- HellPope Huey
"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0410121907.26712f62@posting.google.com...
> König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in message
> news:<416C5755.72BF1FE4@ranunculus.org>...
>
>> This guy goes to a brothel figuring to get laid.
>> So, he talks with the madam and she takes his
>> money, and sends him up to one of her most
>> experienced girls. She introduces herself and
>> asks the guy what he'd like, and he says,
>> "I dunno, whataya got?" She says, "I got straight,
>> I got French, I got half&half, I got Greek, I got
>> around the world, I got Charlie Chaplin, I got..."
>> the guy says, "Hold it! Let's try the Charlie Chaplin,
>> I've never had that!" So, the hoor dims the lights and
>> puts on some soft music and starts dancing with the
>> guy. He starts getting aroused, and she starts riding
>> his dick while they're slow dancing to the music. The guy
>> is just about ready for the money-shot, and the hoor backs
>> up quick off of his johnson, and the guy starts walking
>> just like Charlie Chaplin!
>
> Reading this joke was like watching "Blood Beach" tanked up on a
> pint of Nyquil and a snort of airplane glue. I just stared at it and
> let a little drool almost escape. Let the cry ring forth across the
> land that Konig is a disturbed individual.
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
> I have a Charlie Chaplin tattoo on my dick
> because its a little tramp.
>
> "Never moon a werewolf."
> - Mike Binder
>
> I visualized world peace
> and all I got was this town drunk
> masquerading as President.
> - HellPope Huey
"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0410121403.24fdae34@posting.google.com...
> "Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello"
> wrote in message news:...
>
>>>> Looks Like Same-Old Fungus To "BOB".
>
> You ARE fungus. I know this because I saw you begin to convulse when
> you walked by the Tinactin display.
>
What you say, HPH.
My scalp quivers in Xist-stasis whenever
a can of RAID comes near also.
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
> I have a Charlie Chaplin tattoo on my dick
> because its a little tramp.
>
> "Never moon a werewolf."
> - Mike Binder
>
> I visualized world peace
> and all I got was this town drunk
> masquerading as President.
> - HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: Frere Jean Bleu Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 19:36:26 +1000
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On Mon, 11 Oct 2004 21:14:28 -0400, "otherfungus IV"
wrote:
>http://www.arkofhope.org/
>
>
>
"The Ark was designed and painted by Vermont, USA artist Sally Linder,
built by cabitnetmaker Kevin Jenness and lined by fabric artist Beth
Haggart. It was crafted from a single plank of sycamore maple from a
sustainable forest in Germany. The five painted panels that form the
sides and top of the Ark each represent the flora and fauna of the
world as seen through the images of the world's traditional artists.
Each panel visualizes a season, a direction, an element, and a
universal symbol. Symbols of faith from traditional religions and
indigenous societies surround the top panel of "Spirit" that honors
the children and young animals of the world. The 96" carrying poles
are unicorn horns which render evil ineffective"
Christ .........you give artists instructions to make a death ray
machine and they turn it into something pretty.
Where's the insides? I wanna see the tesla coils, anti matter
accumulators and orgone generators powering that sucker.
Fr J B
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 12 Oct 2004 08:31:42 -0700
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> On Mon, 11 Oct 2004 21:14:28 -0400, "otherfungus IV"
> wrote:
> >http://www.arkofhope.org/
> "The Ark was designed and painted by Vermont, USA artist Sally Linder,
> built by cabitnetmaker Kevin Jenness and lined by fabric artist Beth
> Haggart. It was crafted from a single plank of sycamore maple from a
> sustainable forest in Germany. The five painted panels that form the
> sides and top of the Ark each represent the flora and fauna of the
> world as seen through the images of the world's traditional artists.
> Each panel visualizes a season, a direction, an element, and a
> universal symbol. Symbols of faith from traditional religions and
> indigenous societies surround the top panel of "Spirit" that honors
> the children and young animals of the world. The 96" carrying poles
> are unicorn horns which render evil ineffective"
And right next to the papyrus bearing the Earth Charter, these beautiful items:
A Victoria's Secret catalog
A copy of Revelation X
Zap Comix #1
A Mac OS X manual
A Windows XP manual plus 17 CD-ROMs of updates and fixes
An X-Men graphic novel
A pamphlet from Epcot
A Bible with every instance of the name Jesus replaced by 'bob"
A copy of "Junkie" by William Burroughs
A map to Oz by way of New Orleans
A werewolf whistle
BTW, neat unicorn horns. Did Cosby grow 'em out of his ass?
--
HellPope Huey
I have a Charlie Chaplin tattoo on my dick
because its a little tramp.
"Never moon a werewolf."
- Mike Binder
I visualized world peace
and all I got was this town drunk
masquerading as President.
- HellPope Huey