just today
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 16:37:03 -0700
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I was visiting a drugstore, buying half a dozen
items, when I saw Macadamias on sale, so I got a
canister.
I'd checked out, and was already in my car when
the checker came out the door in a hurry, shouting
in front of a bunch of people:
"Sir! Sir! It's your nuts, sir! Your nuts, sir!
Your nuts have fallen out of your sack!"
"YOUR NUTS HAVE FALLEN OUT OF YOUR SACK!"
--
Herring communicate with each other
via a high-pitched, "raspberry"-like
sound emitted from their anuses.
These noises are not produced by
digestive gases.
-- from 'The New Scientist'
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 00:37:24 GMT
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In article <4182D41F.72F7@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> I was visiting a drugstore, buying half a dozen
> items, when I saw Macadamias on sale, so I got a
> canister.
> > I'd checked out, and was already in my car when
> the checker came out the door in a hurry, shouting
> in front of a bunch of people:
> > "Sir! Sir! It's your nuts, sir! Your nuts, sir!
> Your nuts have fallen out of your sack!"
> > "YOUR NUTS HAVE FALLEN OUT OF YOUR SACK!"
Well don't keep us in suspense, ya bastid; did he help you tuck them
back in?
--
HellPope Huey
Pat Robertson should be made to wear
living wolverines as leg warmers.
The Future is coming out of the wall
a few inches above the toilet.
- Rev. Glassgnost
"I am haunted by waters."
- "A River Runs Through It"