it's only $99 one way!
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc)
Date: 22 Oct 2004 18:16:58 GMT
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"A body was discovered [today] in the wheel well of
an American Airlines plane when it landed in Detroit
from Miami but there was no immediate word on the
man's identity or cause of death, authorities said."
-- Reuters
I'd venture to guess the "cause of death" was riding
in the wheel-well of a plane from Miami to Detroit.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 22 Oct 2004 23:48:30 GMT
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>"A body was discovered [today] in the wheel well of
>an American Airlines plane when it landed in Detroit
>from Miami but there was no immediate word on the
>man's identity or cause of death, authorities said."
>
>-- Reuters
>
>I'd venture to guess the "cause of death" was riding
>in the wheel-well of a plane from Miami to Detroit.
>
It's still better then flying Northwest Airlines!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 00:44:09 GMT
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In article <20041022194830.13228.00002266@mb-m12.aol.com>,
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
> >"A body was discovered [today] in the wheel well of
> >an American Airlines plane when it landed in Detroit
> >from Miami but there was no immediate word on the
> >man's identity or cause of death, authorities said."
> >> >-- Reuters
> >
> >I'd venture to guess the "cause of death" was riding
> >in the wheel-well of a plane from Miami to Detroit.
I flashed on the guy falling out by some odd twist, like that scene
from "Con Air" and landing RIGHT ON BUSH while he fumbled his way
through his usual platitudinal swamp gas: "... and with your help, we
can lead this great nation of God-fearing people to- SPLAMP!"
Two raging assholes dead, half of nation busts a gut laughing for days,
Wrath O' God on ironic display, election in a tizzy, evil troll Cheney
as a President who is afraid to go outside, humorists have a field day,
Armageddon one step closer but many people grinning broadly recalling
that golden moment when fool met idiot head-on, made a sound like two
skulls being slammed together at 60.8 feet per second and the most
repeated footage since 9/11 is entered into the archives forever.
Now THERE'S a "Bob"-praisin' image for ya! USA! USA!
--
HellPope Huey
Behind almost every successful man
is a woman who doesn't want to kill him, yet.
Praise will come to those
whose kindness leaves you without debt.
- Neil Finn, "Try Whistling This"
"Bring me a bag of Bigfoot's droppings or SHUT UP!"
- "Futurama"