Correspondent:: Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 2004 02:45:58 GMT
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paco wrote:
> well.... isn't it?
>
>
Alright, alright! Can I have a glass of water to keep on my bedtable?
And a bedtime story?
--Sleepily, the Rabbs
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 18 Oct 2004 22:05:23 -0700
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On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 02:45:58 GMT, Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde
wrote:
>paco wrote:
>> well.... isn't it?
>>
>>
>Alright, alright! Can I have a glass of water to keep on my bedtable?
>And a bedtime story?
>
>--Sleepily, the Rabbs
once upon a time, there was a little girl who drank a
big
tall
cool
glass of water before bedtime. It was the biggest glass of water she
had ever seen. It seemed to take forever as the water trickled and
rolled down her throat and sloshed in her tummy.
The sleepy-time goblins saw this and cackled their evil little
goblinoid cackles. As soon as the little girl started to doze off,
they crept out from under the bed where she lives, and quick as a
flash threw leather straps around her ankles and wrists, then tossed
the whole bed into their goblin-sized Mercedes-Benz town car.
Quickly they drove out to the ocean. Throwing the bed onto a little
raft with a sail on it, they set it out to sea.
Back and forth
back and forth
the little raft rocked in the waves,
slosh
slosh
slosh
went the big waves as the raft swayed slowly
back
and
forth
in all those tons and tons and tons of
big
sloshing
water.
Slosh slosh slosh wnat the waves. Splashing up over the raft, they
soaked the little girl's night gown until she was
very
very
damp,
the water was
dripping
dripping
dripping
from her nightgown.
The little girl began to wonder if there were a little lady's room
where she could go wee wee. But she couldn't move a muscle.
Next, the goblins took the raft and set it next to a big fountain. It
sounded like thw world's biggest water faucet running
pwish
pwish
pwish
went the fountain.
Gallons
and gallons
and gallons
of water poured out of the fountain draining freely and easily down
the drain only to squirt up through the fountain again, hundreds and
hundreds of gallons of running water at a time.
Nite nite honey the end.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
The WHOLE WORLD's a penis puppet show.
- Abbess Abyss
Correspondent:: Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 2004 21:17:00 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 02:45:58 GMT, Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde
> wrote:
>
>
>>paco wrote:
>>
>>>well.... isn't it?
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Alright, alright! Can I have a glass of water to keep on my bedtable?
>>And a bedtime story?
>>
>>--Sleepily, the Rabbs
>
>
> once upon a time, there was a little girl who drank a
>
>
> Nite nite honey the end.
>
With stories like that, fuck the water and gimme a shot of Jaegermeister.
--With love, the Rabbs
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 22 Oct 2004 00:45:34 GMT
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>paco wrote:
>> well.... isn't it?
>>
>>
>Alright, alright! Can I have a glass of water to keep on my bedtable?
>And a bedtime story?
>
>--Sleepily, the Rabbs
As long as I get to be your Teddy Bear.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "ghost"
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 2004 03:12:19 GMT
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"paco" wrote in message
news:njYcd.81070$vO1.456588@nnrp1.uunet.ca...
> well.... isn't it?
>
It was past my bedtime THREE DAYS ago.
So what the fuck is to you?
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 20 Oct 2004 12:16:40 GMT
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"paco" wrote in news:njYcd.81070$vO1.456588
@nnrp1.uunet.ca:
> well.... isn't it?
>
>
Zombie hell creatures have no bedtime.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"if you stand on my instep, lean into my face with your salami-breathed
bad manners and bellow "HOWYADOIN' THERE, BUCKO?," you ultimately have
no one to blame but YOU for the pineapple suppository."
- HellPope Huey