A University of Florida scientist has created a
living "brain" of cultured rat cells that now
controls an F-22 fighter jet flight simulator.
Scientists say the research could lead to tiny,
brain-controlled prosthetic devices and unmanned
airplanes flown by living computers...
--
"Mars was destroyed with weapons from the future.
There, does that make you feel any better?"
-- nu-monet
Correspondent:: Priestess Pisces Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 17:31:48 GMT
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in news:417BBA7E.46E0
@succeeds.com:
> (If you're lucky, they might harvest YOUR brain
> to, like, run and elevator or something.)
>
> http://tinyurl.com/5m6gy
>
> A University of Florida scientist has created a
> living "brain" of cultured rat cells that now
> controls an F-22 fighter jet flight simulator.
>
> Scientists say the research could lead to tiny,
> brain-controlled prosthetic devices and unmanned
> airplanes flown by living computers...
>
>
but will it be anything like farscape?
i prefered the andromeda scenario, she is alot more fuckable
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 17:42:07 GMT
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Priestess Pisces wrote:
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote in news:417BBA7E.46E0
> @succeeds.com:
>
> > (If you're lucky, they might harvest YOUR brain
> > to, like, run and elevator or something.)
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/5m6gy
> >
> > A University of Florida scientist has created a
> > living "brain" of cultured rat cells that now
> > controls an F-22 fighter jet flight simulator.
> >
> > Scientists say the research could lead to tiny,
> > brain-controlled prosthetic devices and unmanned
> > airplanes flown by living computers...
> >
> >
>
> but will it be anything like farscape?
>
> i prefered the andromeda scenario, she is alot more fuckable
From time to time there's a guy in front of the White House
in Washington with a sign saying, "My Brain is Controlled
by Spaceships" or sometimes, "Help! I'm Being Controlled
by Microwaves from Outer Space!" but the best part is that
he wears a tin-foil helmet! His head is all sorta wrapped-up
in aluminum foil!
Correspondent:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 13:53:47 -0500
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
news:417BE95E.A1AE2B1F@ranunculus.org...
>
> Priestess Pisces wrote:
>
> > "nu-monet v7.0" wrote in news:417BBA7E.46E0
> > @succeeds.com:
> >
> > > (If you're lucky, they might harvest YOUR brain
> > > to, like, run and elevator or something.)
> > >
> > > http://tinyurl.com/5m6gy
> > >
> > > A University of Florida scientist has created a
> > > living "brain" of cultured rat cells that now
> > > controls an F-22 fighter jet flight simulator.
> > >
> > > Scientists say the research could lead to tiny,
> > > brain-controlled prosthetic devices and unmanned
> > > airplanes flown by living computers...
> > >
> > but will it be anything like farscape?
> >
> > i prefered the andromeda scenario, she is alot more fuckable
>
> From time to time there's a guy in front of the White House
> in Washington with a sign saying, "My Brain is Controlled
> by Spaceships" or sometimes, "Help! I'm Being Controlled
> by Microwaves from Outer Space!" but the best part is that
> he wears a tin-foil helmet! His head is all sorta wrapped-up
> in aluminum foil!
>
But then, Laura and the twins go out and lead him back in. The guy's under a
lot of pressure.
Paul
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 16:14:42 -0700
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"Paul E. Jamison" wrote in message news:<1TSed.49074$%x.4750@okepread04>...
> ; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
> news:417BE95E.A1AE2B1F@ranunculus.org...
> > From time to time there's a guy in front of the White House
> > in Washington with a sign saying, "My Brain is Controlled
> > by Spaceships" or sometimes, "Help! I'm Being Controlled
> > by Microwaves from Outer Space!" but the best part is that
> > he wears a tin-foil helmet! His head is all sorta wrapped-up
> > in aluminum foil!
> >
> But then, Laura and the twins go out and lead him back in. The guy's under a
> lot of pressure.
BEST POST OF THE WEEK! "Bob" gives it 4 aluminum foil stars!
--
HellPope Huey
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and I VOTED.
Praise boss when morning work bells chime
Praise him for bits of overtime
Praise him whose wars we love to fight
Praise him, fat leech and parasite
Amen.
- Utah Phillips
"What, me worry about YOU??
But I'm the Prezerdent!"
- Alfred E. Bush
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Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 12:05:04 -0700
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Priestess Pisces wrote:
>
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote in news:417BBA7E.46E0
> @succeeds.com:
>
> > (If you're lucky, they might harvest YOUR brain
> > to, like, run and elevator or something.)
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/5m6gy
> >
> > A University of Florida scientist has created a
> > living "brain" of cultured rat cells that now
> > controls an F-22 fighter jet flight simulator.
> >
> > Scientists say the research could lead to tiny,
> > brain-controlled prosthetic devices and unmanned
> > airplanes flown by living computers...
> >
> >
>
> but will it be anything like farscape?
>
> i prefered the andromeda scenario, she is alot more fuckable
I suspect it will be more like the short lived "Homeboys in Outer
Space," in which the computer was a trash talking ghetto negress.
Remember, that series was the last steady work "Scotty" Doohan had - he
was brought in, Gazoolike, to try to pump up interest in a faulty
concept. It eventually was de-SFified into the equally short lived
"Jamahl and Eddie." Spaceships will be piloted by short-tempered
reactionary brains in jars, prone to locking all doors and de-activating
life support. Prosthetic devices will become angry over things which
seem trivial to you and I, raining blows upon their owners.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 12:38:16 -0500
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On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 07:21:50 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>(If you're lucky, they might harvest YOUR brain
>to, like, run and elevator or something.)
>
>http://tinyurl.com/5m6gy
>
>A University of Florida scientist has created a
>living "brain" of cultured rat cells that now
>controls an F-22 fighter jet flight simulator.
>
>Scientists say the research could lead to tiny,
>brain-controlled prosthetic devices and unmanned
>airplanes flown by living computers...
This is why it is vital that the SubGenius Race perfect and implement
the potential of pipestem cells. This way if one of our brains are
harvested the enslaved silly putty will fly the big expensive plane
into the nearest field of frop.
VALHALLA!
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 18:19:06 GMT
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>(If you're lucky, they might harvest YOUR brain
>to, like, run and elevator or something.)
>
>http://tinyurl.com/5m6gy
>
>A University of Florida scientist has created a
>living "brain" of cultured rat cells that now
>controls an F-22 fighter jet flight simulator.
>
>Scientists say the research could lead to tiny,
>brain-controlled prosthetic devices and unmanned
>airplanes flown by living computers...
>
Wasn't there an old Star Trek Episode (from teh real sucky third Season) about
Spocks Brain being used to run a underground complex?
It another sign of the end-times when one of the worst Star Trek Episodes ever
made becomes the future!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 11:53:46 -0700
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message news:<417BBA7E.46E0@succeeds.com>...
> (If you're lucky, they might harvest YOUR brain
> to, like, run and elevator or something.)
>
> http://tinyurl.com/5m6gy
>
> A University of Florida scientist has created a
> living "brain" of cultured rat cells that now
> controls an F-22 fighter jet flight simulator.
> Scientists say the research could lead to tiny,
> brain-controlled prosthetic devices and unmanned
> airplanes flown by living computers...
I'll be impressed the day they can come up with one that keeps drunks
and soccer moms with vehicles full of screaming kids from missing my
jittery ass by mere microns. If every instance of my amazement at how
many altercations DON'T occur was turned into a dime, I could buy
Stang a batallion of helper monkeys to mail out all that STUFF. And I
mean the GOOD monkeys, not those slovenly ones who smoke crack and
download kiddie pron on their breaks.
--
HellPope Huey
Earth is the comedy relief for the rest of the Universe.
"In 75 years, we'll know if we're right or wrong,
but nobody standing here today
can tell me that with any certainty."
- "The West Wing"
"They really have my balls in a Salad Shooter."
- "South Park"