hURL: Slobs of the Week

Correspondent:: "Lakisha Davis"
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 22:46:47 GMT

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SICK. TOTALLY SICK PUKES. YUCK. http://www.weirdlinks.com/fatfuck.htm




Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 26 Oct 2004 21:55:16 -0700

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"Lakisha Davis" wrote in message news:...

>>> SICK. TOTALLY SICK PUKES. YUCK.
http://www.weirdlinks.com/fatfuck.htm

Hey, just because my sister is a Jehovah's Witness doesn't mean she
shouldn't have a little fun. Besides, that looks like Father Bert
doing the ham-dive there. Leave 'em alone, they are as God made 'em.

--

HellPope Huey
"Overbite" should be a dental condition
and not a personality flaw.

Marionette porn. Hooray.
-SubGenius Spice

"Hooters is the only restaurant where
if I find hair in my food, I keep it."
- Greg Giraldo

http://69.93.225.186/3661_eggsong.swf


Correspondent:: JonC
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 23:37:01 +0100

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On 26 Oct 2004 21:55:16 -0700, HellPopeHuey wrote:

> "Lakisha Davis" wrote in message news:...
>
>>>> SICK. TOTALLY SICK PUKES. YUCK.
> http://www.weirdlinks.com/fatfuck.htm
>
> Hey, just because my sister is a Jehovah's Witness doesn't mean she
> shouldn't have a little fun. Besides, that looks like Father Bert
> doing the ham-dive there. Leave 'em alone, they are as God made 'em.

I think this is in poor taste, it really fucks up the taste of your beer.


Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 27 Oct 2004 20:02:46 -0700

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JonC wrote in message news:...
> On 26 Oct 2004 21:55:16 -0700, HellPopeHuey wrote:
> > > "Lakisha Davis" wrote in message news:...
> >
> >>>> SICK. TOTALLY SICK PUKES. YUCK.
> > http://www.weirdlinks.com/fatfuck.htm
> >
> > Hey, just because my sister is a Jehovah's Witness doesn't mean she
> > shouldn't have a little fun. Besides, that looks like Father Bert
> > doing the ham-dive there. Leave 'em alone, they are as God made 'em.
>
> I think this is in poor taste, it really fucks up the taste of your beer.

Clitbrau, the brew for people who are too fucked up to focus until
they are gnawing their arms off the next morning.

--

HellPope Huey
This Halloween, I'm going as a drunken slut.
It worked great last year
and the costume looks exactly like my street clothes.

"If we're going to be damned,
let's be damned for what we really are. "
- "Star Trek: The Next Generation"

"We must find another brain."
- "Frankenstein"

GIVE BUSH A BRAIN game!
http://www.imgag.com/product/full/ap/3067907/graphic1.swf


Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 20:12:59 -0700

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HellPopeHuey wrote:
>
> This Halloween, I'm going as a drunken slut.
> It worked great last year
> and the costume looks exactly like my street clothes.

With a little bruise makeup you could go
as an abused boyfriend. Go with some girl
who loudly treats you mean and threatens
to slap you around some more.

Either that or go with the whole master/
slave thing. People will be hitting on
the both of you all night. m/s is a big
turn on if done right, and lots o' people
would like to play.


--
"I can imagine a LOT when it comes
to unimaginable power."
-- nu-monet


Correspondent:: "ghost"
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 04:13:19 GMT

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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:418063BB.7C88@succeeds.com...
> HellPopeHuey wrote:
> >
> > This Halloween, I'm going as a drunken slut.
> > It worked great last year
> > and the costume looks exactly like my street clothes.
>
> With a little bruise makeup you could go
> as an abused boyfriend. Go with some girl
> who loudly treats you mean and threatens
> to slap you around some more.
>
> Either that or go with the whole master/
> slave thing. People will be hitting on
> the both of you all night. m/s is a big
> turn on if done right, and lots o' people
> would like to play.


Yeah, like you'd really want to see one of us in a pair of buttless chaps.




Correspondent:: Affinity
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 13:45:53 +0930

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Thus spake "ghost" :
>"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
>news:418063BB.7C88@succeeds.com...
>> HellPopeHuey wrote:
>> >
>> > This Halloween, I'm going as a drunken slut.
>> > It worked great last year
>> > and the costume looks exactly like my street clothes.
>>
>> With a little bruise makeup you could go
>> as an abused boyfriend. Go with some girl
>> who loudly treats you mean and threatens
>> to slap you around some more.
>>
>> Either that or go with the whole master/
>> slave thing. People will be hitting on
>> the both of you all night. m/s is a big
>> turn on if done right, and lots o' people
>> would like to play.
>
>
>Yeah, like you'd really want to see one of us in a pair of buttless chaps.




Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 07:23:46 GMT

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ghost wrote:

> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
> news:418063BB.7C88@succeeds.com...
> > HellPopeHuey wrote:
> > >
> > > This Halloween, I'm going as a drunken slut.
> > > It worked great last year
> > > and the costume looks exactly like my street clothes.
> >
> > With a little bruise makeup you could go
> > as an abused boyfriend. Go with some girl
> > who loudly treats you mean and threatens
> > to slap you around some more.
> >
> > Either that or go with the whole master/
> > slave thing. People will be hitting on
> > the both of you all night. m/s is a big
> > turn on if done right, and lots o' people
> > would like to play.
>
> Yeah, like you'd really want to see one of us in a pair of buttless chaps.

I think you are a couple of buttless chaps!




Correspondent:: "kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 10:42:08 +0300

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; "GfbAEV" kirjoitti > >
> > Yeah, like you'd really want to see one of us in a pair of buttless
chaps.
>
> I think you are a couple of buttless chaps!
>
http://www.triggaz.de/germansex.jpg




Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 08:11:07 GMT

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kristian Lahdensuo wrote:

> ; "GfbAEV" kirjoitti > >
> > > Yeah, like you'd really want to see one of us in a pair of buttless
> chaps.
> >
> > I think you are a couple of buttless chaps!
> >
> http://www.triggaz.de/germansex.jpg

Very efficient! No wonder they're
not breeding at a replacement rate.



Correspondent:: "kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 00:14:49 +0300

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; "GfbAEV"> Very efficient! No wonder they're
> not breeding at a replacement rate.


http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html




Correspondent:: Ay Eye
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 15:36:51 GMT

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"kristian Lahdensuo" writes:
> http://www.triggaz.de/germansex.jpg

What *is* the document? It looks like "handy phrases when trolling
for man-meat that you don't know how to talk to".

Ay Eye wo-rl-ey@th-ew-or-ld.c-m
--
Captain Darwin, this is Major Buzz. The Beagle has landed.
-- Rev. Syd Midnight


Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 28 Oct 2004 04:42:10 -0700

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"ghost" wrote in message news:...
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
> news:418063BB.7C88@succeeds.com...
> > HellPopeHuey wrote:
> > >
> > > This Halloween, I'm going as a drunken slut.
> > > It worked great last year
> > > and the costume looks exactly like my street clothes.
> >
> > With a little bruise makeup you could go
> > as an abused boyfriend. Go with some girl
> > who loudly treats you mean and threatens
> > to slap you around some more.
> >> > Either that or go with the whole master/
> > slave thing. People will be hitting on
> > the both of you all night. m/s is a big
> > turn on if done right, and lots o' people
> > would like to play.
> >
> Yeah, like you'd really want to see one of us in a pair of buttless chaps.

I'll be the one with the tattoo of Katie Couric's colonoscopy on my left buttock.

--

HellPope Huey
Here's a pineapple.
You know what to do with it.

"My sister would make Ray Charles flinch."
- Larry the Cable Guy

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
- Aldous Huxley


Correspondent:: jesus harold christ
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 18:02:29 -0400

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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:

> HellPopeHuey wrote:
>
>>This Halloween, I'm going as a drunken slut.
>>It worked great last year
>>and the costume looks exactly like my street clothes.


... ehat's your sister gonna wear if you have her clothes???

b


>
> With a little bruise makeup you could go
> as an abused boyfriend. Go with some girl
> who loudly treats you mean and threatens
> to slap you around some more.
>
> Either that or go with the whole master/
> slave thing. People will be hitting on
> the both of you all night. m/s is a big
> turn on if done right, and lots o' people
> would like to play.
>
>


--
... this is my sig. it's one of the best
sigs on the net.i know what you're asking
yourself. 'did he post 5 or 6 messages'?
well, in all the confusion i kinda lost
track myself. so you gotta ask yourself
one question 'do you feel lucky'? huh,
DO YA? DO YA PUNK'? GO FOR IT, MAKE MY BED!!!'


Correspondent:: silly@well.com (Thomas Armagost)
Date: 31 Oct 2004 01:05:14 -0800

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It's art. No, really.

--
blog silly@well.com
FUD: IBM invented it, Microsoft refined it, Bush perfected it.


Correspondent:: anunt@yahoo.com (uglypeople.com)
Date: 31 Oct 2004 07:27:08 -0800

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you should dress up like those idiots on http://www.uglypeople.com
have you seen how ugly they are.

i bet these ugly folks love halloween cause they dont even have to
dress up....they can just go as themselves...hahahah




jesus harold christ wrote in message news:<2uihbkF2bhdo8U1@uni-berlin.de>...
> nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>
> > HellPopeHuey wrote:
> >
> >>This Halloween, I'm going as a drunken slut.
> >>It worked great last year
> >>and the costume looks exactly like my street clothes.
>
>
> ... ehat's your sister gonna wear if you have her clothes???
>
> b
>
>
> >
> > With a little bruise makeup you could go
> > as an abused boyfriend. Go with some girl
> > who loudly treats you mean and threatens
> > to slap you around some more.
> >
> > Either that or go with the whole master/
> > slave thing. People will be hitting on
> > the both of you all night. m/s is a big
> > turn on if done right, and lots o' people
> > would like to play.
> >
> >


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 01 Nov 2004 03:10:21 GMT

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In article <2uihbkF2bhdo8U1@uni-berlin.de>,
jesus harold christ wrote:

> > HellPopeHuey wrote:
> >
> >>This Halloween, I'm going as a drunken slut.
> >>It worked great last year
> >>and the costume looks exactly like my street clothes.

> ... what's your sister gonna wear if you have her clothes???

Your bright yellow wetsuit with the ass cut out of it. Its bursting
with rubbery goodness.

--

HellPope Huey
Douche or turd sandwich,
your vote still counts, maybe

America is the only country
that went from barbarism to decadence
without civilization in between.
- Oscar Wilde

"Oral sex should be an Olympic sport,
because its harder than curling
and if you're any good at it,
you deserve a medal."
- Lewis Black


Correspondent:: Jon Konrath
Date: 28 Oct 2004 13:39:02 -0400

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hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) writes:
>
> This Halloween, I'm going as a drunken slut.
> It worked great last year
> and the costume looks exactly like my street clothes.


I'm telling you, the way to go is:

1) Superman suit
2) zombie mask
3) wheelchair

-J

--
And remember: the passion for destruction is also a creative passion.
-Old Anarchist (Louis Mackey), _Slacker_


Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 05:46:49 +1000

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> I'm telling you, the way to go is:
>
> 1) Superman suit
> 2) zombie mask
> 3) wheelchair
>



if i could be bothered, i'd get a gang of cohorts together - about fifty
of us, say - do ourselves up as Orcs and lay siege to peoples' houses
with a fucking great catapult.



Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 19:56:59 GMT

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nikolai kingsley wrote:
>> I'm telling you, the way to go is:
>>
>> 1) Superman suit
>> 2) zombie mask
>> 3) wheelchair
>
> if i could be bothered, i'd get a gang of cohorts together - about fifty
> of us, say - do ourselves up as Orcs and lay siege to peoples' houses
> with a fucking great catapult.

Trebuchets are a lot easier to build.

I'm still waiting for a good ballista-building program on TV, though.
They're always building trebuchets and catapults on the History Channel
and such, but I'm yet to see a ballista. Or a good siege ram, for that
matter.

So many of the great war machines of the Dark Ages are being neglected.


Correspondent:: "Mark. Gooley"
Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 20:56:15 GMT

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"Cardinal Vertigo" wrote :

> I'm still waiting for a good ballista-building program on TV, though.
> They're always building trebuchets and catapults on the History Channel
> and such, but I'm yet to see a ballista. Or a good siege ram, for that
> matter.

The show could be hosted by Ballista, uh, Calista Flockhart.

Mark., I hear she weighs enough to be a normal human again
gooley@gator.net





Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 28 Oct 2004 17:00:55 -0700

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Jon Konrath wrote in message news:...
> hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) writes:
> >
> > This Halloween, I'm going as a drunken slut.
> > It worked great last year
> > and the costume looks exactly like my street clothes.
> >
> I'm telling you, the way to go is:
>
> 1) Superman suit
> 2) zombie mask
> 3) wheelchair

Topped off with a 2-foot long strap-on and Hello Kitty hanging from a
noose tied to the end of it. Extra points if you put little bloody
daggers in the eyes. Hey, we're really cookin' now!!!

--

HellPope Huey
Here's a pineapple.
You know what to do with it.

"My sister would make Ray Charles flinch."
- Larry the Cable Guy

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
- Aldous Huxley