dear reverand stang.
Correspondent:: nothing@virage.org (ecky stillshot)
Date: 7 Oct 2004 13:54:29 -0700
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your fucking arise dvd killed my xbox.
it's not coincidence or anything, it's the purple dvd you sent me.
i can't play halo or anything.
i demand $39 as compensation for my inability to slack.
fucker.
Correspondent:: Vaylor Trucks
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 22:53:32 -0400
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ecky stillshot wrote:
> your fucking arise dvd killed my xbox.
>
> it's not coincidence or anything, it's the purple dvd you sent me.
>
> i can't play halo or anything.
>
> i demand $39 as compensation for my inability to slack.
>
> fucker.
You didn't play side 2 did you? If you did, a busted X Box may be the
least of your worries.
Correspondent:: Don Radford
Date: Fri, 08 Oct 2004 05:37:34 GMT
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Vaylor Trucks wrote:
> You didn't play side 2 did you? If you did, a busted X Box may be the
> least of your worries.
I don't believe that's a significant problem unless you mute the TV,
turn on the radio and switch through a minimum of 23 different stations
at random until it starts to sync up with the picture.
It's when you rip both sides, then recompile the .wav data into the
"hidden" THIRD SIDE that you're essentially fucked...
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Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 13:06:20 -0400
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In article <653f6c9.0410071254.57856b53@posting.google.com>, ecky
stillshot wrote:
> your fucking arise dvd killed my xbox.
>
> it's not coincidence or anything, it's the purple dvd you sent me.
>
> i can't play halo or anything.
>
> i demand $39 as compensation for my inability to slack.
>
> fucker.
All it means is you failed the test. You have to be BORN a SubGenius.
You can't just BUY your way in.
However, if you send the disk back to me or tell me the name that would
correspond to the order I got (there being no "stillshot" in the
records) I'll try burning it on a DVD+R and maybe that'll break your
other DVD player as well.
You should see what I did to Friday Jones' VHS deck without even trying!
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