attn: Huey
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 01 Oct 2004 15:23:53 -0700
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Huey, I think it's about time you seriously
asked yourself why ALL of your neighbors only
wear underwear when they are on vacation.
--
"It is already like a government job,"
he said, "but with goats."
-- Iranian goat smuggler
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 1 Oct 2004 21:09:09 -0700
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message news:<415DD8F9.32F1@succeeds.com>...
> Huey, I think it's about time you seriously
> asked yourself why ALL of your neighbors only
> wear underwear when they are on vacation.
Fuck that, I used to ask THEM until I heard the same answer enough
times in a row that it sank in as local Reality:
"T'ain't no thing, we're just country and we like lettin' our dangly
bits breathe."
BTW, I sleep nude. Yep, nekkid as a 6-pack o' jaybirds. My goo-goo is
hangin' right out there.
Great image, huh? Try to get to sleep NOW, fuckers.
--
HellPope Huey
Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof,
but there is also a night shift
"... we sometimes betray our truest intentions
while pretending that we were just kidding around."
- Richard Shickel
There is something creepy
about a trucker's wet dream.
- Joe Cosby
Correspondent:: BabaNoodleRaman@snork.cx
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 10:16:37 -0600
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In <8cc8cffc.0410012009.27185cd7@posting.google.com>,
hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote:
>"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message news:<415DD8F9.32F1@succeeds.com>...
>
>> Huey, I think it's about time you seriously
>> asked yourself why ALL of your neighbors only
>> wear underwear when they are on vacation.
>
> Fuck that, I used to ask THEM until I heard the same answer enough
>times in a row that it sank in as local Reality:
>
> "T'ain't no thing, we're just country and we like lettin' our dangly
>bits breathe."
>
> BTW, I sleep nude. Yep, nekkid as a 6-pack o' jaybirds. My goo-goo is
>hangin' right out there.
>
> Great image, huh? Try to get to sleep NOW, fuckers.
Yah, try it with 3 nuts in the bag. That'll cost ya some sleep.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 07 Nov 2004 08:18:59 -0700
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I'm not saying that you NEED this, exactly, just
that well, some of the guys have been talking.
http://tinyurl.com/3l837
--
"It is already like a government job,"
he said, "but with goats."
-- Iranian goat smuggler
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 8 Nov 2004 10:59:39 -0800
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message news:<418E3CE3.3907@succeeds.com>...
>>> I'm not saying that you NEED this, exactly, just
> that well, some of the guys have been talking.
Probably in the shower, arguing over who should pick up the soap
first.
>>> http://tinyurl.com/3l837
You mean there are those who find themselves hovering over a nice vag
and stop to debate the merits of its SHAPE? Rocky, I am
transmogrified! I knew most SubGeeners were perverts, but this is
outRAGEous!! The Headmaster of the Ministry of Clits shall hear about
this.
--
HellPope Huey
I was a teen-aged whatchamacallit;
as you can see, the condition became chronic
People that are really very weird
can get into sensitive positions
and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle
"Compared to you, he's a whole other species!
You should be his pet!"
- "Malcolm In The Middle"
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 16:43:00 -0700
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Now this time, GET IT RIGHT!
http://www.goog.dk/flash/abc.php
--
"Pleasure me, you alphabetical wench!"
--James Mason, from the movie
'Mandingo in Tights'
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 01:53:49 GMT
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In article <41A12804.F1@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>>> Now this time, GET IT RIGHT!
Never mind all that; I'm so far gone, I can't even remember which
"Simpsons" cast member was revealed to be gay.
I love titties, have ever since I was a baby, yer honor. Damn, those
last couple of gals could solve the Middle East problem by dropping
those things on Fallujah a few times. Anyone left alive would just stand
there staring and be easy to round up for transport to Lake Tittycaca in
Florida.
--
HellPope Huey
Give me the strength to change the things I can change,
to accept the things I cannot
and a great big bag of money.
It is no measure of health
to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
- Krishnamurti
"Like a midget at a urinal,
I was gonna have to stay on my toes."
- "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult"
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 16:08:27 -0700
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Go here. Now. Do not return until
YOU KNOW THE TRUTH!
http://www.weewinkletinkle.com/
--
"In a race between someone
Trying to get me to care
And me not caring,
I would bet on me."
--nu-monet
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2004 04:59:55 GMT
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In article <41A3C2EB.2E1@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> Go here. Now. Do not return until
> YOU KNOW THE TRUTH!
>
> http://www.weewinkletinkle.com/
The truth is, you are having a conversation with your own brain tumor.
--
HellPope Huey
The abject beauty of the blah blah blah
is directly and inversely proportional
to the grinding horror of the ungh urgh argh.
For every human problem,
there is a neat, simple solution;
and it is always wrong
- H. L. Mencken
"I like my sex the way I like my basketball:
one-on-one and with as little rimming as possible."
- "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult"