Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 4 Oct 2004 21:47:05 -0700
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That disturbing Burger King commercial where the guy wakes up suddenly
and an actual "Burger King" with a crown and a shellaced, frozen-smile
head hands him a big croissant. This is all IN BED. Its as creepy as a
trucker's wet dream.
--
HellPope Huey
I'll just SEE yer Social Disaffection and raise ya
a simmering case of One Day He Just Exploded, Officer.
"If I were to lose my mind right now
and pick up one of you and dash your head against the floor,
right now and kill you, would that be right?"
- Alan Keyes (2004 Illinois Senate Republican candidate)
"I want you to suck my dick like you think the antidote is in it."
- Chris Rock
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 06:29:14 GMT
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"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0410042047.122eb7e@posting.google.com...
> That disturbing Burger King commercial where the guy wakes up suddenly
> and an actual "Burger King" with a crown and a shellaced, frozen-smile
> head hands him a big croissant. This is all IN BED. Its as creepy as a
> trucker's wet dream.
It's like the Jack in the Box idea gone very, very wrong. It creeps me
out everytime I see it.
There should be a version where the guy pulls out a shotgun from under
the bed and blows the King away.
--
ArWeDreaming
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 00:55:28 -0700
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On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 06:29:14 GMT, "ArWeGod"
wrote:
>"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
>news:8cc8cffc.0410042047.122eb7e@posting.google.com...
>> That disturbing Burger King commercial where the guy wakes up suddenly
>> and an actual "Burger King" with a crown and a shellaced, frozen-smile
>> head hands him a big croissant. This is all IN BED. Its as creepy as a
>> trucker's wet dream.
>
>
>It's like the Jack in the Box idea gone very, very wrong. It creeps me
>out everytime I see it.
>
>There should be a version where the guy pulls out a shotgun from under
>the bed and blows the King away.
>
>--
>ArWeDreaming
>
The King Must Die. And would you like fries with your Golden Bough
happy meal, sir?
ArWeTheocidal
bwa
So, just for the fuck of it, I searched on "golden bough" king die on
google, and came up with this page:
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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
When you're mixing up aught and ought and bare and
bear, then maybe you're not the messiah
- Rev. Magdalen
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 00:57:37 -0700
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On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 00:55:28 -0700, Zapanaz
wrote:
>http://www.bartleby.com/196/63.html
>
>note the banner gif at the top middle-right.
wup, I guess that's a rotating banner.
When I first loaded the page, there was a banner gif with Bush and
Kerry, facing off against each other, in that slot, coincidentally
enough.
well it was funny if subtle at the time.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
The fish is the last one to notice the water
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 09:05:08 GMT
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:crk4m0dnjpe92tt99pfaa1h0hm29fvu2ho@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 06:29:14 GMT, "ArWeGod"
> wrote:
>
> >"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
> >news:8cc8cffc.0410042047.122eb7e@posting.google.com...
> >> That disturbing Burger King commercial where the guy wakes up
suddenly
> >> and an actual "Burger King" with a crown and a shellaced,
frozen-smile
> >> head hands him a big croissant. This is all IN BED. Its as creepy
as a
> >> trucker's wet dream.
> >
> >
> >It's like the Jack in the Box idea gone very, very wrong. It creeps
me
> >out everytime I see it.
> >
> >There should be a version where the guy pulls out a shotgun from
under
> >the bed and blows the King away.
> >
> >--
> >ArWeDreaming
> >
>
> The King Must Die. And would you like fries with your Golden Bough
> happy meal, sir?
>
>
> ArWeTheocidal
That's MY sig dammit!!!
> bwa
bwa???
> So, just for the fuck of it, I searched on "golden bough" king die on
> google, and came up with this page:
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 09:29:14 -0700
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On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 09:05:08 GMT, "ArWeGod"
wrote:
>> So, just for the fuck of it, I searched on "golden bough" king die on
>> google, and came up with this page:
>
>Is this what you saw? :
>http://www.sitenook.com/images/bushkerry.jpg
yeah that was the one
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International Satanic Conspiracy
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"Come to think of it,
there are already a million monkeys
on a million typewriters,
and Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare."
- Blair Houghton
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 13:17:02 -0700
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On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 09:05:08 GMT, "ArWeGod"
wrote:
>"Zapanaz" wrote in message
>news:crk4m0dnjpe92tt99pfaa1h0hm29fvu2ho@4ax.com...
>>
>> ArWeTheocidal
>
>That's MY sig dammit!!!
>
Those crack me up every time.
>> bwa
>
>bwa???
>
Yes.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
YOU ALL SUCK DICK
er.
hi.
A common typo.
the keys are like right next to each other.
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 02:21:25 GMT
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
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> On Tue, 05 Oct 2004 09:05:08 GMT, "ArWeGod"
> wrote:
>
> >"Zapanaz" wrote in message
> >news:crk4m0dnjpe92tt99pfaa1h0hm29fvu2ho@4ax.com...
> >>
> >> ArWeTheocidal
> >
> >That's MY sig dammit!!!
>
> Those crack me up every time.
My sigs? Really? I thought it was just me...
>
> >> bwa
> >
> >bwa???
>
> Yes.
>
Botswana?
--
ArWeAmusingOrMocked
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 07 Oct 2004 00:29:01 GMT
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ArWeGod wrote:
>ArWeTheocidal
>> >
>> >That's MY sig dammit!!!
>>
>> Those crack me up every time.
>
>My sigs? Really? I thought it was just me...
Ah now you're just being pretentious!
--
"Energy may be likened to the bending of a crossbow; decision, to the releasing
of the trigger." -Sun Tzu
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 18:32:46 -0700
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On 07 Oct 2004 00:29:01 GMT, kdetal@aol.com (KD et al) wrote:
>ArWeGod wrote:
>
>>ArWeTheocidal
>>> >
>>> >That's MY sig dammit!!!
>>>
>>> Those crack me up every time.
>>
>>My sigs? Really? I thought it was just me...
>
>I love them too. See. A fan club.
>
>>> >> bwa
>>> >
>>> >bwa???
>>>
>>> Yes.
>>>
>>
>>Botswana?
>>
>>--
>>ArWeAmusingOrMocked
>
>Ah now you're just being pretentious!
carrrot - stick - carrot - stick - carrot - stick
keep'em on their toes.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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Oh fuck. It's those slack boys. Go home!
Correspondent:: ridetheory@gmail.com (ignatz topo)
Date: 5 Oct 2004 10:41:29 -0700
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hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in message news:<8cc8cffc.0410042047.122eb7e@posting.google.com>...
> That disturbing Burger King commercial where the guy wakes up suddenly
> and an actual "Burger King" with a crown and a shellaced, frozen-smile
> head hands him a big croissant. This is all IN BED. Its as creepy as a
> trucker's wet dream.
That sounds almost as creepy as this:
"Soapy the Germ Fighter: Young Billy Martin has to learn that being
clean isn't the same as being a 'sissy.' One night, a giant, talking
cake of soap wearing tights and a puffy-sleeved shirt assures him of
this fact."
Correspondent:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Tue, 5 Oct 2004 15:06:53 -0500
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"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0410042047.122eb7e@posting.google.com...
> That disturbing Burger King commercial where the guy wakes up suddenly
> and an actual "Burger King" with a crown and a shellaced, frozen-smile
> head hands him a big croissant. This is all IN BED. Its as creepy as a
> trucker's wet dream.
>
Crap, I remember when BK first introduced the Burger King in an attempt to
emulate Micky D's little Ronald McDonald universe with all kinds of happy,
shiny, funny characters. That didn't last long, and I thought the Burger
King was laid to a well-deserved rest.
Have BK resurrected the Burger King? What next, QuikTrip bringing Lamar
back?
Paul
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 17:37:30 -0700
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"Paul E. Jamison" wrote:
>
> "HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
> news:8cc8cffc.0410042047.122eb7e@posting.google.com...
>
> > That disturbing Burger King commercial where the guy wakes up suddenly
> > and an actual "Burger King" with a crown and a shellaced, frozen-smile
> > head hands him a big croissant. This is all IN BED. Its as creepy as a
> > trucker's wet dream.
> >
> Crap, I remember when BK first introduced the Burger King in an attempt to
> emulate Micky D's little Ronald McDonald universe with all kinds of happy,
> shiny, funny characters. That didn't last long, and I thought the Burger
> King was laid to a well-deserved rest.
>
> Have BK resurrected the Burger King? What next, QuikTrip bringing Lamar
> back?
I hear Jack in the Crack is bringing back Rodney Allen Rippey.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 6 Oct 2004 12:49:48 GMT
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nenslo wrote in news:41633E4A.EF6737C6@yahoox.com:
> "Paul E. Jamison" wrote:
>>
>> "HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
>> news:8cc8cffc.0410042047.122eb7e@posting.google.com...
>>
>> > That disturbing Burger King commercial where the guy wakes up suddenly
>> > and an actual "Burger King" with a crown and a shellaced, frozen-smile
>> > head hands him a big croissant. This is all IN BED. Its as creepy as a
>> > trucker's wet dream.
>> >
>> Crap, I remember when BK first introduced the Burger King in an attempt
to
>> emulate Micky D's little Ronald McDonald universe with all kinds of
happy,
>> shiny, funny characters. That didn't last long, and I thought the Burger
>> King was laid to a well-deserved rest.
>>
>> Have BK resurrected the Burger King? What next, QuikTrip bringing Lamar
>> back?
>
> I hear Jack in the Crack is bringing back Rodney Allen Rippey.
>
And Jay Leno is bringing back Rodney Dangerfield from the dead.
--
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"if you stand on my instep, lean into my face with your salami-breathed
bad manners and bellow "HOWYADOIN' THERE, BUCKO?," you ultimately have
no one to blame but YOU for the pineapple suppository."
- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 6 Oct 2004 09:07:32 -0700
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nenslo wrote in message news:<41633E4A.EF6737C6@yahoox.com>...
> > Have BK resurrected the Burger King? What next, QuikTrip bringing Lamar
> > back?
>
> I hear Jack in the Crack is bringing back Rodney Allen Rippey.
Yeah, as a sandwich.
--
HellPope Huey
That's what you get when
your mama smokes during gestation
and then weans you on limes.
I loathe people who keep dogs.
They are cowards who haven't got the guts
to bite people themselves.
- August Strindberg
"And God said:
You are not serving me, you're serving something else
Cause I don't need to be pleased, just get over yourself
You can't suck up to me, I know you all too well
But I don't dwell upon you, so get over yourself
Cause you're not praying to me, you're praying to yourself
And you're not worshipping me you're worshipping yourself
And you will kill in my name and heaven knows what else
When you can't prove I exist so get over yourself."
- Todd Rundgren, "God Said"
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc)
Date: 06 Oct 2004 16:29:06 GMT
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Try the new anus burger.
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 6 Oct 2004 15:21:19 -0700
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asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc) wrote in message news:<20041006122906.15823.00001788@mb-m28.aol.com>...
>>> Try the new anus burger.
Now with 15% more conservative evangelist!!
--
HellPope Huey
That's what you get when
your mama smokes during gestation
and then weans you on limes.
I loathe people who keep dogs.
They are cowards who haven't got the guts
to bite people themselves.
- August Strindberg
"And God said:
You are not serving me, you're serving something else
Cause I don't need to be pleased, just get over yourself
You can't suck up to me, I know you all too well
But I don't dwell upon you, so get over yourself
Cause you're not praying to me, you're praying to yourself
And you're not worshipping me you're worshipping yourself
And you will kill in my name and heaven knows what else
When you can't prove I exist so get over yourself."
- Todd Rundgren, "God Said"
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 6 Oct 2004 21:02:41 -0700
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Nenslo's menses.
--
HellPope Huey
Welcome to Tourette's practice.
Today we begin with the letter "F."
"Who are these Swine ? These flag-sucking half-wits
who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush?
..... They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious
in the American character....
I piss down the throats of these Nazis.
And I am too old to worry about
whether they like it or not. Fuck Them."
- Hunter S. Thompson, "Kingdom of Fear"
FOR SHITS SAKE WILL YOU FUCKING SPELLCHECK
YOU STUPID GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH.
- Nenslo
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 14:46:07 +1000
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HellPopeHuey wrote:
> Nenslo's menses.
Nenses - that one time of the month when people just go apeshit.