You know I hate you when...
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 01 Oct 2004 14:54:14 -0700
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You know I hate you when...
The gleam in your eyes is from ME KICKING YOUR ASS.
You feel like the night after, and you haven't been SHUT UP.
Your little black book contains only names ending in FUCK YOU.
You get winded playing YOU SUCK.
Your children begin to look SUCK.
You're still chasing women but can't remember EAT SHIT.
A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable DROP DEAD.
You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID
FUCKER.
You look forward to KISSING MY ASS.
You walk with your head high trying to get used to MY BOOT UP YOUR ASS.
Your favorite part of the newspaper is YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than UP YOURS.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't FUCK OFF.
Your knees buckle and your belt SHUT UP.
You regret all those mistakes resisting KISSING MY ASS.
After painting the town red, you have to take a long rest before DROP
DEAD.
Dialing long distance wears you SUCK.
You're startled the first time you are addressed as an FUCKING IDIOT.
You just can't stand people who are FUCK YOU.
The best part of your day is over when your alarm clock goes YOU SUCK.
You burn the midnight oil until YOU SUCK.
Your back goes out more often than you SUCK.
A fortune teller offers to read your SUCK.
Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl
go SUCK.
The little grey haired lady you help across the street is your STUPID
FUCKING ASS.
You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the STUPID
FUCKING ASS.
You sink your teeth into a steak and they FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING STUPID
FUCKING JACKASS ASSWIPE CRAP SACK BAG OF SHIT PUKE BUCKET FUCKFACED FREAK.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 01 Oct 2004 22:29:31 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
> You know I hate you when...
>
> The gleam in your eyes is from ME KICKING YOUR ASS.
> You feel like the night after, and you haven't been SHUT UP.
> Your little black book contains only names ending in FUCK YOU.
> You get winded playing YOU SUCK.
> Your children begin to look SUCK.
> You're still chasing women but can't remember EAT SHIT.
> A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable DROP DEAD.
> You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID
> FUCKER.
> You look forward to KISSING MY ASS.
> You walk with your head high trying to get used to MY BOOT UP YOUR ASS.
> Your favorite part of the newspaper is YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
> You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than UP YOURS.
> You sit in a rocking chair and can't FUCK OFF.
> Your knees buckle and your belt SHUT UP.
> You regret all those mistakes resisting KISSING MY ASS.
> After painting the town red, you have to take a long rest before DROP
> DEAD.
> Dialing long distance wears you SUCK.
> You're startled the first time you are addressed as an FUCKING IDIOT.
> You just can't stand people who are FUCK YOU.
> The best part of your day is over when your alarm clock goes YOU SUCK.
> You burn the midnight oil until YOU SUCK.
> Your back goes out more often than you SUCK.
> A fortune teller offers to read your SUCK.
> Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl
> go SUCK.
> The little grey haired lady you help across the street is your STUPID
> FUCKING ASS.
> You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the STUPID
> FUCKING ASS.
> You sink your teeth into a steak and they FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING STUPID
> FUCKING JACKASS ASSWIPE CRAP SACK BAG OF SHIT PUKE BUCKET FUCKFACED FREAK.
Bad hair day?
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 1 Oct 2004 21:16:48 -0700
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König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in message news:<415DDA42.528E3FBB@Rununculus.org>...
>>>> Bad hair day?
Now with extra SCABIES. When I think about how disgusted *I* am and
then see a Nenslo post and see that he is about SEVENTY-EIGHT TIMES as
disgusted as I, somehow, I feel a little better. THANKS, Nenslo!
You're a real pal!
I'll just SEE yer Social Disaffection and raise ya a simmering case
of One Day He Just Exploded, Officer.
--
HellPope Huey
Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof,
but there is also a night shift
"... we sometimes betray our truest intentions
while pretending that we were just kidding around."
- Richard Shickel
There is something creepy
about a trucker's wet dream.
- Joe Cosby
Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 23:30:20 +0100
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On Fri, 01 Oct 2004 22:29:31 GMT, in reply to König Prüß, GfbAEV
:
>
>
>nenslo wrote:
>
>> You know I hate you when...
>>
>> The gleam in your eyes is from ME KICKING YOUR ASS.
>> You feel like the night after, and you haven't been SHUT UP.
>> Your little black book contains only names ending in FUCK YOU.
>> You get winded playing YOU SUCK.
>> Your children begin to look SUCK.
>> You're still chasing women but can't remember EAT SHIT.
>> A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable DROP DEAD.
>> You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID
>> FUCKER.
>> You look forward to KISSING MY ASS.
>> You walk with your head high trying to get used to MY BOOT UP YOUR ASS.
>> Your favorite part of the newspaper is YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
>> You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than UP YOURS.
>> You sit in a rocking chair and can't FUCK OFF.
>> Your knees buckle and your belt SHUT UP.
>> You regret all those mistakes resisting KISSING MY ASS.
>> After painting the town red, you have to take a long rest before DROP
>> DEAD.
>> Dialing long distance wears you SUCK.
>> You're startled the first time you are addressed as an FUCKING IDIOT.
>> You just can't stand people who are FUCK YOU.
>> The best part of your day is over when your alarm clock goes YOU SUCK.
>> You burn the midnight oil until YOU SUCK.
>> Your back goes out more often than you SUCK.
>> A fortune teller offers to read your SUCK.
>> Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl
>> go SUCK.
>> The little grey haired lady you help across the street is your STUPID
>> FUCKING ASS.
>> You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the STUPID
>> FUCKING ASS.
>> You sink your teeth into a steak and they FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING STUPID
>> FUCKING JACKASS ASSWIPE CRAP SACK BAG OF SHIT PUKE BUCKET FUCKFACED FREAK.
>
> Bad hair day?
Bad head day.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 5 Oct 2004 12:36:48 GMT
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IMBJR wrote in
news:knj3m05fn3b2ailuu9684nhjrot45ibf09@4ax.com:
> On Fri, 01 Oct 2004 22:29:31 GMT, in reply to König Prüß, GfbAEV
> :
>
>>
>>
>>nenslo wrote:
>>
>>> You know I hate you when...
>>>
>>> The gleam in your eyes is from ME KICKING YOUR ASS.
>>> You feel like the night after, and you haven't been SHUT UP.
>>> Your little black book contains only names ending in FUCK YOU.
>>> You get winded playing YOU SUCK.
>>> Your children begin to look SUCK.
>>> You're still chasing women but can't remember EAT SHIT.
>>> A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable DROP DEAD.
>>> You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the I HATE YOU, YOU
>>> STUPID FUCKER.
>>> You look forward to KISSING MY ASS.
>>> You walk with your head high trying to get used to MY BOOT UP YOUR
>>> ASS. Your favorite part of the newspaper is YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
>>> You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than UP YOURS.
>>> You sit in a rocking chair and can't FUCK OFF.
>>> Your knees buckle and your belt SHUT UP.
>>> You regret all those mistakes resisting KISSING MY ASS.
>>> After painting the town red, you have to take a long rest before DROP
>>> DEAD.
>>> Dialing long distance wears you SUCK.
>>> You're startled the first time you are addressed as an FUCKING IDIOT.
>>> You just can't stand people who are FUCK YOU.
>>> The best part of your day is over when your alarm clock goes YOU SUCK.
>>> You burn the midnight oil until YOU SUCK.
>>> Your back goes out more often than you SUCK.
>>> A fortune teller offers to read your SUCK.
>>> Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty
>>> girl go SUCK.
>>> The little grey haired lady you help across the street is your STUPID
>>> FUCKING ASS.
>>> You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the STUPID
>>> FUCKING ASS.
>>> You sink your teeth into a steak and they FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING STUPID
>>> FUCKING JACKASS ASSWIPE CRAP SACK BAG OF SHIT PUKE BUCKET FUCKFACED
>>> FREAK.
>>
>> Bad hair day?
>
> Bad head day.
>
>
Bad FUCKING JACKASS ASSWIPE CRAP SACK BAG OF SHIT Day.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 5 Oct 2004 20:47:52 -0700
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Rev DJ Epoch wrote in message news:...
>>> Bad FUCKING JACKASS ASSWIPE CRAP SACK BAG OF SHIT Day.
... I call up your grandmother and practice my Tourette's.
--
HellPope Huey
A brighter, whiter smile guaranteed
with just 3 assassinations
"Don't try to be something you're not, namely, food."
- Homer Simpson
"Were you right?"
"Yeah."
"That's all I need to hear; I trust you."
- "The West Wing"
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 6 Oct 2004 11:39:54 GMT
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hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in
news:8cc8cffc.0410051947.60820c72@posting.google.com:
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote in message
> news:...
>
>>>> Bad FUCKING JACKASS ASSWIPE CRAP SACK BAG OF SHIT Day.
>
> ... I call up your grandmother and practice my Tourette's.
>
Oh that's just fucking great... now instead of her usual spinning in her
grave, she's oscillating and creating earthquakes. HAVE YOU NO SHAME?
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
I refuse to live anywhere the ground refuses to STAY STILL for at least 20
years.