Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 19:28:36 -0700
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I did not change one word of the following "humour."
Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes back for more
Yo momma's so black, her legs look like leather pants at night.
Yo momma's so fat she have to bathe in the ocean
Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple
think shes a beached whale!
Yo momma's so fat shes done with a marathon before it starts.
Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the
ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.
Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.
Yo momma's so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.
Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis!
Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival
Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side
Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.
Yo momma's so stupid she sold his cramra to buy film.
Yo momma's so stupid she thought a one star hotel was the best rating
[BEANS ON TOAST AT CARNIVAL!!! Now THAT is POOR.]
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina Date: Fri, 08 Oct 2004 02:30:27 -0400
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yo mommas so fat she wears underwear that are too big for most other women
yo mommas so stupid so doesn't know what a 'yo momma' joke is
yo mommas so black the police are much more likely to assume shes a crack
whore and feel justified in treating her abusively than they would if she
had lighter toned skin.
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Sat, 09 Oct 2004 10:40:37 GMT
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"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
news:pan.2004.10.08.06.30.26.585867@sheayright.com...
> yo mommas so fat she wears underwear that are too big for most other
women
>
> yo mommas so stupid so doesn't know what a 'yo momma' joke is
>
> yo mommas so black the police are much more likely to assume shes a
crack
> whore and feel justified in treating her abusively than they would if
she
> had lighter toned skin.
Your mother has an eating disorder and reclines inside the house,
excessively. And when she is outside of the house her body takes up
excessive space thereabout.
--
ArWeLarge
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sat, 09 Oct 2004 10:46:53 -0700
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On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 10:40:37 GMT, "ArWeGod"
wrote:
>"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
>news:pan.2004.10.08.06.30.26.585867@sheayright.com...
>> yo mommas so fat she wears underwear that are too big for most other
>women
>>
>> yo mommas so stupid so doesn't know what a 'yo momma' joke is
>>
>> yo mommas so black the police are much more likely to assume shes a
>crack
>> whore and feel justified in treating her abusively than they would if
>she
>> had lighter toned skin.
>
>Your mother has an eating disorder and reclines inside the house,
>excessively. And when she is outside of the house her body takes up
>excessive space thereabout.
Yo' momma so fat ... yo' momma so fat ... yo' momma fuckin FAT man,
she FAT!
sheeit.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
For any given good idea, a majority of Americans will be
opposed to it.
- Cardinal Vertigo
Correspondent:: chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Date: 10 Oct 2004 13:15:05 -0700
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Zapanaz wrote in message news:<0t8gm091k8jn9lk10hl1q4nla7sveaos7e@4ax.com>...
> On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 10:40:37 GMT, "ArWeGod"
> wrote:
>
> >"Artemia Salina" wrote in message
> >news:pan.2004.10.08.06.30.26.585867@sheayright.com...
> >> yo mommas so fat she wears underwear that are too big for most other
> women
> >>
> >> yo mommas so stupid so doesn't know what a 'yo momma' joke is
> >>
> >> yo mommas so black the police are much more likely to assume shes a
> crack
> >> whore and feel justified in treating her abusively than they would if
> she
> >> had lighter toned skin.
> >
> >Your mother has an eating disorder and reclines inside the house,
> >excessively. And when she is outside of the house her body takes up
> >excessive space thereabout.
>
> Yo' momma so fat ... yo' momma so fat ... yo' momma fuckin FAT man,
> she FAT!
>
> sheeit.
>
Yo momma so fat she gots her own zip code.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Beergoggles" Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 15:18:26 -0500
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The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel did pass the time by typing:
> Zapanaz wrote in message
> news:<0t8gm091k8jn9lk10hl1q4nla7sveaos7e@4ax.com>...
>> On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 10:40:37 GMT, "ArWeGod"
>> wrote:
>>
>>> "Artemia Salina" wrote in message
>>> news:pan.2004.10.08.06.30.26.585867@sheayright.com...
>>>> yo mommas so fat she wears underwear that are too big for most other
>> women
>>>>
>>>> yo mommas so stupid so doesn't know what a 'yo momma' joke is
>>>>
>>>> yo mommas so black the police are much more likely to assume shes a
>> crack
>>>> whore and feel justified in treating her abusively than they would if
>> she
>>>> had lighter toned skin.
>>>
>>> Your mother has an eating disorder and reclines inside the house,
>>> excessively. And when she is outside of the house her body takes up
>>> excessive space thereabout.
>>
>> Yo' momma so fat ... yo' momma so fat ... yo' momma fuckin FAT man,
>> she FAT!
>>
>> sheeit.
>>
>
> Yo momma so fat she gots her own zip code.
Yo momma so fat she gots her own senator.
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Fri, 08 Oct 2004 23:01:08 +1000
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> Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes back for more
yo' mama play DICE with the midnight MICE.
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 10 Oct 2004 17:46:53 -0700
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Here's an old favorite:
"Yo' mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter & squeezed a booger outta
George Washington's NOSE."
--
HellPope Huey
Welcome to Tourette's practice.
Today we begin with the letter "F."
"Who are these Swine ? These flag-sucking half-wits
who get fleeced and fooled
by stupid little rich kids like George Bush?
..... They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious
in the American character....
I piss down the throats of these Nazis.
And I am too old to worry about
whether they like it or not. Fuck Them."
- Hunter S. Thompson, "Kingdom of Fear"
FOR SHITS SAKE WILL YOU FUCKING SPELLCHECK
YOU STUPID GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH.
- Nenslo
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 10:09:54 GMT
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"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0410101646.777e1968@posting.google.com...
> Here's an old favorite:
>
> "Yo' mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter & squeezed a booger outta
> George Washington's NOSE."
No, no, no, you're doing it wrong!
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 11 Oct 2004 10:20:43 -0700
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"ArWeGod" wrote in message news:...
> "HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
> news:8cc8cffc.0410101646.777e1968@posting.google.com...
> > Here's an old favorite:
> > "Yo' mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter & squeezed a booger outta
> > George Washington's NOSE."
>
> No, no, no, you're doing it wrong!
Oh, bitch bitch bitch! "Yo' mama's such a big bitch, even Cartman
couldn't make up song about her that'd cover all the bases." Now
that's a big'un.
--
HellPope Huey
Suddenly,
she let out a sharp shriek
which fractured her ceramic rooster.
I've been in 50 car accidents this year.
I sure wish others would learn how to drive.
- Baldin Pramer
"Its like little shards of Heaven."
- "Frasier"
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 00:21:37 GMT
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"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0410110920.61ee455f@posting.google.com...
> "ArWeGod" wrote in message
news:...
> > "HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
> > news:8cc8cffc.0410101646.777e1968@posting.google.com...
>
> > > Here's an old favorite:
> > > "Yo' mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter & squeezed a booger
outta
> > > George Washington's NOSE."
> >
> > No, no, no, you're doing it wrong!
>
> Oh, bitch bitch bitch! "Yo' mama's such a big bitch, even Cartman
> couldn't make up song about her that'd cover all the bases." Now
> that's a big'un.
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 15:47:29 +1000
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> Gee DUHbya Is Sooooooooooo
> FUCKING OUTTA HERE!
> Buh Bye Boosh!
> Three More Weeks!
ha ha ha! you americans amuse me.
*we* thought the same thing. i saw posts on web-boards that said "Come
9th October, you are SO DEAD, John Howard." the man was stammering in TV
interviews; his opposition kept coming forward with evidence he'd been
lying through his teeth for the past four years. he had (still has) all
the charm of a used condom.
guess what? he got re-elected with a bigger majority than before. his
party now controls the senate; they can rush through any crap they think
of without opposition.
so sitting there chirping "Buh bye Boosh!" isn't going to help. it's
time all the SANE people moved to new zealand.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 23:26:31 -0700
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On Tue, 12 Oct 2004 15:47:29 +1000, nikolai kingsley
wrote:
>
>> Gee DUHbya Is Sooooooooooo
>> FUCKING OUTTA HERE!
>> Buh Bye Boosh!
>> Three More Weeks!
>
>
>ha ha ha! you americans amuse me.
>
>*we* thought the same thing. i saw posts on web-boards that said "Come
>9th October, you are SO DEAD, John Howard." the man was stammering in TV
>interviews; his opposition kept coming forward with evidence he'd been
>lying through his teeth for the past four years. he had (still has) all
>the charm of a used condom.
>
>guess what? he got re-elected with a bigger majority than before. his
>party now controls the senate; they can rush through any crap they think
>of without opposition.
>
>so sitting there chirping "Buh bye Boosh!" isn't going to help. it's
>time all the SANE people moved to new zealand.
"it's the EEEEND of the world as you know it"
how does that subgenius song go?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Careful how you respond, noting who I am, how well I'm in tune with
communicating near future events.....with an established history of
accuracy.
- Another year and another classic Tim Rue quote!
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 23:46:19 +1000
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> "it's the EEEEND of the world as you know it"
> how does that subgenius song go?
i'm trying to recall one that goes
OMG WE'RE ALL FUCKED
MIGHT AS WELL BEND OVER
AND KISS "BOB"'S ASS GOOD-BYE
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004 10:30:23 GMT
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"nikolai kingsley" wrote in message
news:2t25e9F1qh1b2U1@uni-berlin.de...
>
> > "it's the EEEEND of the world as you know it"
> > how does that subgenius song go?
That's great
it starts with an earthquake,
birds and snakes,
an aeroplane,
Lenny Bruce is not afraid
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world Serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs. Feed it off
an aux speak,
grunt, no, strength,turn,
ladder Start to clatter
with fear fight down height.
Wire In a fire, representing seven games,
in a government for hire and a combat site.
Left of west and coming in
A hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped
Look at that low playing! Fine, then.
Uh oh, Overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
Save yourself, serve yourself.
World serves its own needs,
Listen to your heart bleed
dummy with the rapture and
The revered and the right, right.
You vitriolic, Patriotic, slam, fight, bright light,
feeling pretty Psyched
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
Six o'clock - TV hour.
Don't get caught in foreign towers.
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself Churn.
Locking in, uniforming,and book burning, blood Letting.
Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive. Step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh,
this means no fear cavalier.
Renegade steer clear!
A tournament,
a Tournament,
a tournament of lies.
Offer me solutions,
Offer me alternatives and I decline
(chorus)
It's the end of the world as we know it (it's time I had some time
alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (it's time I had some time
alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (it's time I had
some time alone)
I feel fine
(repeat chorus)
The other night I dreamt of knives,
continental Drift divide.
Mountains sit in a line,
Leonard Bernstein.
Leonid Brezhnev,
Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You Symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right
(repeat chorus)
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (it's time I had
some
time alone)
(repeat chorus 2x)
Fine
It's the end of the world as we know it (it's time I had some time
alone)
--------
Yo momma's so fat,
when she walks from bed to the bathroom,
radio skips.
"ArWeGod" wrote in message
news:3t7bd.3058$6q2.1392@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com...
> "nikolai kingsley" wrote in message
> news:2t25e9F1qh1b2U1@uni-berlin.de...
>>
>> > "it's the EEEEND of the world as you know it"
>> > how does that subgenius song go?
>
> That's great
> it starts with an earthquake,
> birds and snakes,
> an aeroplane,
> Lenny Bruce is not afraid
> Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
> world Serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs. Feed it off
> an aux speak,
> grunt, no, strength,turn,
> ladder Start to clatter
> with fear fight down height.
> Wire In a fire, representing seven games,
> in a government for hire and a combat site.
> Left of west and coming in
> A hurry with the furies breathing down your neck.
> Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped
> Look at that low playing! Fine, then.
> Uh oh, Overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.
> Save yourself, serve yourself.
> World serves its own needs,
> Listen to your heart bleed
> dummy with the rapture and
> The revered and the right, right.
> You vitriolic, Patriotic, slam, fight, bright light,
> feeling pretty Psyched
>
> It's the end of the world as we know it
> It's the end of the world as we know it
> It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
>
> Six o'clock - TV hour.
> Don't get caught in foreign towers.
> Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself Churn.
> Locking in, uniforming,and book burning, blood Letting.
> Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate
> Light a candle, light a motive. Step down, step down
> Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh,
> this means no fear cavalier.
> Renegade steer clear!
> A tournament,
> a Tournament,
> a tournament of lies.
> Offer me solutions,
> Offer me alternatives and I decline
>
> (chorus)
> It's the end of the world as we know it (it's time I had some time
> alone)
> It's the end of the world as we know it (it's time I had some time
> alone)
> It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (it's time I had
> some time alone)
>
> I feel fine
>
> (repeat chorus)
>
> The other night I dreamt of knives,
> continental Drift divide.
> Mountains sit in a line,
> Leonard Bernstein.
> Leonid Brezhnev,
> Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
> Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
> You Symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right
>
> (repeat chorus)
>
> It's the end of the world as we know it
> It's the end of the world as we know it
> It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (it's time I had
> some
> time alone)
>
> (repeat chorus 2x)
>
> Fine
> It's the end of the world as we know it (it's time I had some time
> alone)
>
>
> --
> ArWeEnding
>
>
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 12 Oct 2004 09:13:51 -0700
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nikolai kingsley wrote in message news:<2t19cjF1pu0aiU1@uni-berlin.de>...
> ha ha ha! you americans amuse me.
>
> *we* thought the same thing. i saw posts on web-boards that said "Come
> 9th October, you are SO DEAD, John Howard." the man was stammering in TV
> interviews; his opposition kept coming forward with evidence he'd been
> lying through his teeth for the past four years. he had (still has) all
> the charm of a used condom.
> guess what? he got re-elected with a bigger majority than before. his
> party now controls the senate; they can rush through any crap they think
> of without opposition.
Oddly enough, I have friends there who described that "Family First"
platform, which clearly echoes the same bullshit we hear from Our
Leaders. The rest of the world (aside from the main White Guys) looks
at us with bemused contempt for melding religion and politics. Even
England doesn't emit as much God-BS as we do, so its dreary to hear
that AU has leapt on that bandwagon so firmly as of late. Great for
marketing to rubes, bad as triple hell for day-to-day life as we know
it and getting real work done.
To prepare for what seems to be the inevitable march towards
neo-fascism triple-dipped in chocolate so people will swallow it
before they know what's in the middle, I recommend a reading of Norman
Spinrad's "Iron Dream," a very interesting take on a world where
Hitler won. Then take 4 issues of The New Republic washed down with a
bottle of cheap scotch and call me in the morning.
--
HellPope Huey
I have a Charlie Chaplin tattoo on my dick
because its a little tramp.
"Never moon a werewolf."
- Mike Binder
I visualized world peace
and all I got was this town drunk
masquerading as President.
- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004 02:32:04 +1000
--------
> Oddly enough, I have friends there who described that "Family First"
> platform, which clearly echoes the same bullshit we hear from Our
> Leaders.
all i know about "Family First" is that it's made up mostly of "Assembly
of God" preachers, its leader insists it's not a religious organisation,
and that one of its adherents apparently (stated in a letter to a
newspaper, i think) wants lesbians burned at the stake.
> England doesn't emit as much God-BS as we do, so its dreary to hear
> that AU has leapt on that bandwagon so firmly as of late. Great for
> marketing to rubes, bad as triple hell for day-to-day life as we know
> it and getting real work done.
you know that little twinge of anxiety you get when you realise you're
on the wrong bus? we have it ALL THE TIME.
i can see now why SAUCER CULTS are so popular. everyone wants to get away.
> ... I recommend a reading of Norman
> Spinrad's "Iron Dream," a very interesting take on a world where
> Hitler won.
also known as "the big book of phallic symbols". Spinrad could have
brought the book to a complete halt if some towns-dude, a smart-alec
teenager perhaps, had taken one look at them waving their truncheons
about and said "dude... that is *so* gay", they would have all slunk
home in a frenzy of homoerotic shame.
--
"The industrial western suburbs is where the working class lives (using
the word 'lives' loosely). The kids there are into genuine rock; they
hate their school, their parents, their lives. The music they like is
for people like them: Bon Jovi, Starship, any other dreadful American
supergroup that is thrown at them. Neither I nor any of my friends have
ever been there."
- This Is Serious Mum, "Melbourne Explained",
from "The TISM Guide to Little Aesthetics"
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 19:08:21 GMT
--------
HellPopeHuey wrote:
> nikolai kingsley wrote in message news:<2t19cjF1pu0aiU1@uni-berlin.de>...
>
> > ha ha ha! you americans amuse me.
> >
> > *we* thought the same thing. i saw posts on web-boards that said "Come
> > 9th October, you are SO DEAD, John Howard." the man was stammering in TV
> > interviews; his opposition kept coming forward with evidence he'd been
> > lying through his teeth for the past four years. he had (still has) all
> > the charm of a used condom.
> > guess what? he got re-elected with a bigger majority than before. his
> > party now controls the senate; they can rush through any crap they think
> > of without opposition.
>
> Oddly enough, I have friends there who described that "Family First"
> platform, which clearly echoes the same bullshit we hear from Our
> Leaders. The rest of the world (aside from the main White Guys) looks
> at us with bemused contempt for melding religion and politics. Even
> England doesn't emit as much God-BS as we do, so its dreary to hear
> that AU has leapt on that bandwagon so firmly as of late. Great for
> marketing to rubes, bad as triple hell for day-to-day life as we know
> it and getting real work done.
>
> To prepare for what seems to be the inevitable march towards
> neo-fascism triple-dipped in chocolate so people will swallow it
> before they know what's in the middle, I recommend a reading of Norman
> Spinrad's "Iron Dream," a very interesting take on a world where
> Hitler won. Then take 4 issues of The New Republic washed down with a
> bottle of cheap scotch and call me in the morning.
>
> --
>
"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0410120813.17b8225a@posting.google.com...
> nikolai kingsley wrote in message
> news:<2t19cjF1pu0aiU1@uni-berlin.de>...
>
>> ha ha ha! you americans amuse me.
>>
>> *we* thought the same thing. i saw posts on web-boards that said "Come
>> 9th October, you are SO DEAD, John Howard." the man was stammering in TV
>> interviews; his opposition kept coming forward with evidence he'd been
>> lying through his teeth for the past four years. he had (still has) all
>> the charm of a used condom.
>> guess what? he got re-elected with a bigger majority than before. his
>> party now controls the senate; they can rush through any crap they think
>> of without opposition.
>
> Oddly enough, I have friends there who described that "Family First"
> platform, which clearly echoes the same bullshit we hear from Our
> Leaders. The rest of the world (aside from the main White Guys) looks
> at us with bemused contempt for melding religion and politics. Even
> England doesn't emit as much God-BS as we do, so its dreary to hear
> that AU has leapt on that bandwagon so firmly as of late. Great for
> marketing to rubes, bad as triple hell for day-to-day life as we know
> it and getting real work done.
>
> To prepare for what seems to be the inevitable march towards
> neo-fascism triple-dipped in chocolate so people will swallow it
> before they know what's in the middle, I recommend a reading of Norman
> Spinrad's "Iron Dream," a very interesting take on a world where
> Hitler won. Then take 4 issues of The New Republic washed down with a
> bottle of cheap scotch and call me in the morning.
>
Can we dabate the true existence of DUH CON some day here in SLACK land?
PULLEEEEEEZE?
I mean, really.
This CON shit Has Got To STOP!
Exit StageDoorDownHell.
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
> I have a Charlie Chaplin tattoo on my dick
> because its a little tramp.
>
> "Never moon a werewolf."
> - Mike Binder
>
> I visualized world peace
> and all I got was this town drunk
> masquerading as President.
> - HellPope Huey
"nikolai kingsley" wrote in message
news:2t19cjF1pu0aiU1@uni-berlin.de...
>
>> Gee DUHbya Is Sooooooooooo
>> FUCKING OUTTA HERE!
>> Buh Bye Boosh!
>> Three More Weeks!
>
>
> ha ha ha! you americans amuse me.
>
> *we* thought the same thing. i saw posts on web-boards that said "Come 9th
> October, you are SO DEAD, John Howard." the man was stammering in TV
> interviews; his opposition kept coming forward with evidence he'd been
> lying through his teeth for the past four years. he had (still has) all
> the charm of a used condom.
>
> guess what? he got re-elected with a bigger majority than before. his
> party now controls the senate; they can rush through any crap they think
> of without opposition.
>
> so sitting there chirping "Buh bye Boosh!" isn't going to help. it's time
> all the SANE people moved to new zealand.
Yeah, you so right...
I Live In My Own PRIVATE IDAHO.
Here in the grand old defunct USofA,
"Whirled Dove Foot Fetish Land",
we conjure the lowliest demons on DUH planet.
None worthy of taking DUH place of "BOB"!
Lick CONNIE!
Braise "BOB"!
dump bush
Four More Beers!
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 12 Oct 2004 09:03:21 -0700
--------
"ArWeGod" wrote in message news:...
> "HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
> news:8cc8cffc.0410110920.61ee455f@posting.google.com...
> > Oh, bitch bitch bitch! "Yo' mama's such a big bitch, even Cartman
> > couldn't make up song about her that'd cover all the bases." Now
> > that's a big'un.
>
> And you are a Super King Kamehameha Biotch!
with amazing prehensile nipples with which I can play tennis.
--
HellPope Huey
I have a Charlie Chaplin tattoo on my dick
because its a little tramp.
"Never moon a werewolf."
- Mike Binder
I visualized world peace
and all I got was this town drunk
masquerading as President.
- HellPope Huey