"Neural Prosthesis"
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2004 08:00:43 -0700
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("Center for Neural Engineering?")
http://www.wired.com/news/medtech/0,1286,65422,00.html
Professor Theodore W. Berger, director of the
Center for Neural Engineering at the University
of Southern California, is creating a silicon
chip implant that mimics the hippocampus, an
area of the brain known for creating memories.
If successful, the artificial brain prosthesis
could replace its biological counterpart,
enabling people who suffer from memory disorders
to regain the ability to store new memories...
--
"Military intelligence is sifting
through your brain..."
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 02:31:31 +1000
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> If successful, the artificial brain prosthesis
> could replace its biological counterpart,
> enabling people who suffer from memory disorders
> to regain the ability to store new memories...
"Your honor, my client claims he can't remember details of the illegal
fund transactions because of a damaged memory circuit in his hippocampal
implant."
--
"Objection!"
"Overruled!"
"If I hear those words one more time, I'm gonna scream!"
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2004 22:10:21 -0400
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OK, whut they rilly need is a chip that
MAKES YOU FORGET THINGS!
Erases traumatic events and clears space in the memory banks of all those
meaningless memories you accumulate in life while waiting for planes in
airports...the dead time.
I wish they would hurry, I'm about to retire, and there is PLENTY of stuff
I'd like to forget about completely.
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Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 10:03:55 -0400
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"iDRMRSR" wrote in message
news:QICdnbmLJZwQIOTcRVn-rQ@giganews.com...
> OK, whut they rilly need is a chip that
>
> MAKES YOU FORGET THINGS!
>
> Erases traumatic events and clears space in the memory banks of all those
> meaningless memories you accumulate in life while waiting for planes in
> airports...the dead time.
>
> I wish they would hurry, I'm about to retire, and there is PLENTY of stuff
> I'd like to forget about completely.
Oh, man, you nailed it there. I couldn't agree more. Like the time when I
was a kid my when father would get drunk and follow me into the bathroom...
You DON'T wanna know. And neither do *I*. The current technique for this is
far to global and random (electroshock or lobotomy).
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 14:33:38 GMT
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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
> OK, whut they rilly need is a chip that
> MAKES YOU FORGET THINGS!
> Erases traumatic events and clears space in the memory banks of all those
> meaningless memories you accumulate in life while waiting for planes in
> airports...the dead time.
> I wish they would hurry, I'm about to retire, and there is PLENTY of stuff
> I'd like to forget about completely.
No problem! No chip needed. Just mix your meds with liquor and after a
while, you'll need Post-Its to even remember where you keep the meds.
--
HellPope Huey
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It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain
and gag himself.
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- George Carlin
Correspondent:: "ghost"
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 00:17:53 GMT
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:hulkturds-6122AA.09340923102004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article ,
> "iDRMRSR" wrote:
>
> > OK, whut they rilly need is a chip that
> > MAKES YOU FORGET THINGS!
> > Erases traumatic events and clears space in the memory banks of all
those
> > meaningless memories you accumulate in life while waiting for planes in
> > airports...the dead time.
> > I wish they would hurry, I'm about to retire, and there is PLENTY of
stuff
> > I'd like to forget about completely.
>
> No problem! No chip needed. Just mix your meds with liquor and after a
> while, you'll need Post-Its to even remember where you keep the meds.
Even that's too complicated.
I got a shovel named Betsy I'll introduce you to.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 25 Oct 2004 12:18:55 GMT
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"ghost" wrote in news:RwCed.22654$OD2.2526@bgtnsc05-
news.ops.worldnet.att.net:
>
> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
> news:hulkturds-6122AA.09340923102004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
>> In article ,
>> "iDRMRSR" wrote:
>>
>> > OK, whut they rilly need is a chip that
>> > MAKES YOU FORGET THINGS!
>> > Erases traumatic events and clears space in the memory banks of all
> those
>> > meaningless memories you accumulate in life while waiting for planes
in
>> > airports...the dead time.
>> > I wish they would hurry, I'm about to retire, and there is PLENTY of
> stuff
>> > I'd like to forget about completely.
>>
>> No problem! No chip needed. Just mix your meds with liquor and after a
>> while, you'll need Post-Its to even remember where you keep the meds.
>
> Even that's too complicated.
>
> I got a shovel named Betsy I'll introduce you to.
>
>
"Look, we know you have issues, but
garden impliments are not the solution! Just put down the shovel and come
out with your hands up!"
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day, DIDN'T YOU! (with crabapples, no less!)
Correspondent:: Don Radford
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 22:37:12 GMT
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> OK, whut they rilly need is a chip that
>
> MAKES YOU FORGET THINGS!
>
> Erases traumatic events and clears space in the memory banks of all those
> meaningless memories you accumulate in life while waiting for planes in
> airports...the dead time.
>
> I wish they would hurry, I'm about to retire, and there is PLENTY of stuff
> I'd like to forget about completely.
Here you go:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A43210-2004Oct18.html
--
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the Mystical RevvedErrand Rockin' Don Radford
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 22 Oct 2004 13:47:24 -0700
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message news:<4179209B.47E3@succeeds.com>...
> ("Center for Neural Engineering?")
> http://www.wired.com/news/medtech/0,1286,65422,00.html
> Professor Theodore W. Berger, director of the
> Center for Neural Engineering at the University
> of Southern California, is creating a silicon
> chip implant that mimics the hippocampus, an
> area of the brain known for creating memories.
> If successful, the artificial brain prosthesis
> could replace its biological counterpart,
> enabling people who suffer from memory disorders
> to regain the ability to store new memories...
Not if it uses Windows software, it won't. Demand Unix or FUCK YOU
BRAIN. I'm already chortling over the image of the first criminal case
where the defense is that "My flu shot was tainted and made my plastic
hippocampus go kerflooey."
--
HellPope Huey
Behind almost every successful man
is a woman who doesn't want to kill him, yet.
Praise will come to those
whose kindness leaves you without debt.
- Neil Finn, "Try Whistling This"
"Bring me a bag of Bigfoot's droppings or SHUT UP!"
- "Futurama"
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 15:40:29 +1000
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> Not if it uses Windows software, it won't. Demand Unix or FUCK YOU
> BRAIN.
riiiiiight. i knew i had an appointment with my neuroprostheticist some
time next week, but every time i ask my BRANE about it, all it says is
"Inode has zero dtime".
Correspondent:: "Deekoo L."
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 10:14:49 -0500
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For reasons that would not become apparent until far too late,
nikolai publically announced:
>
>> Not if it uses Windows software, it won't. Demand Unix or FUCK YOU
>> BRAIN.
>
> riiiiiight. i knew i had an appointment with my neuroprostheticist some
> time next week, but every time i ask my BRANE about it, all it says is
> "Inode has zero dtime".
Augh. The thing won't even COMPILE with the brain block device support
enabled unless you either type "I have read the documentation" into the
appropriate prompt or edit the makefile to remove said prompt.
And yet, there are STILL people who mount their brains without fscking
them first, then complain that the filesystem is screwed up.
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