Why I Think Al Gore Will Win

Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 14:13:09 -0500

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Think about it. In the past week there has been a lunar eclipse,
the Red Socks won the World Series, bin Laden reared his ugly head,
we gained an hour, it's Halloween, Bill O'Reilly settled a sexual
harassment suit, and Ru Paul was on CNN showing his baby pictures.
This all adds up to Al Gore winning the presidency. What ELSE could
it mean?




Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 15:50:32 -0500

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So you don't think KILL BOB FOR PRESIDENT will win?

Rilly, why do we have to vote for a PERSON, why can't we vote for an ACTION,
like KILL BOB, which we carry out religiously (no pun intended) for the full
four years of the term?

But more a propos, if Gore really wins Tuesday, he'd prolly shit a brick
because he's got no entourage in attendance. You can't go into presidency
alone!

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Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 21:04:32 +0000

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On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 15:50:32 -0500, in reply to "iDRMRSR"
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>So you don't think KILL BOB FOR PRESIDENT will win?
>
>Rilly, why do we have to vote for a PERSON, why can't we vote for an ACTION,
>like KILL BOB, which we carry out religiously (no pun intended) for the full
>four years of the term?

In that case, if I were a Shatner-Stealing-Mexican-Toucher, I'd like
to vote for Ecstasy Face.

>
>But more a propos, if Gore really wins Tuesday, he'd prolly shit a brick
>because he's got no entourage in attendance. You can't go into presidency
>alone!
>
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Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 18:55:48 -0500

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On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 15:50:32 -0500, iDRMRSR wrote:

> So you don't think KILL BOB FOR PRESIDENT will win?

Holy shunnizzles! You're RIGHT! I completely forgot about
Arafat going to Paris! That changes everything!



Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 31 Oct 2004 21:01:01 GMT

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>Think about it. In the past week there has been a lunar eclipse,
>the Red Socks won the World Series, bin Laden reared his ugly head,
>we gained an hour, it's Halloween, Bill O'Reilly settled a sexual
>harassment suit, and Ru Paul was on CNN showing his baby pictures.
>This all adds up to Al Gore winning the presidency. What ELSE could
>it mean?
>

That the population is so braindead that they actually give a fuck about this
shit.


MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 01 Nov 2004 02:55:13 GMT

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In article ,
Artemia Salina wrote:

> Think about it. In the past week there has been a lunar eclipse,
> the Red Socks won the World Series, bin Laden reared his ugly head,
> we gained an hour, it's Halloween, Bill O'Reilly settled a sexual
> harassment suit, and Ru Paul was on CNN showing his baby pictures.
> This all adds up to Al Gore winning the presidency. What ELSE could
> it mean?

That the level of SubGenius farts has risen to such a high
concentration that they are in the jet stream and coloring the world
more OUR way alla time. Say, isn't Ru Paul a natural double SubGenius?

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HellPope Huey
Douche or turd sandwich,
your vote still counts, maybe

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that went from barbarism to decadence
without civilization in between.
- Oscar Wilde

"Oral sex should be an Olympic sport,
because its harder than curling
and if you're any good at it,
you deserve a medal."
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Correspondent:: Priestess Pisces
Date: Mon, 01 Nov 2004 04:01:03 GMT

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HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
4CD39D.20553631102004@news1.west.earthlink.net:

> In article ,
> Artemia Salina wrote:
>
>> Think about it. In the past week there has been a lunar eclipse,
>> the Red Socks won the World Series, bin Laden reared his ugly head,
>> we gained an hour, it's Halloween, Bill O'Reilly settled a sexual
>> harassment suit, and Ru Paul was on CNN showing his baby pictures.
>> This all adds up to Al Gore winning the presidency. What ELSE could
>> it mean?
>
> That the level of SubGenius farts has risen to such a high
> concentration that they are in the jet stream and coloring the world
> more OUR way alla time. Say, isn't Ru Paul a natural double SubGenius?
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey


You might want to add to the weird list...
just about the time there are "finalizing" the vote it will be friday
November 13th.

I am convinced the xists are in route... I just cant do the astrophysics
type math to give you all an ETA.



Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 01 Nov 2004 04:07:54 GMT

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Priestess Pisces wrote:

> HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
> 4CD39D.20553631102004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>
> > In article ,
> > Artemia Salina wrote:
> >
> >> Think about it. In the past week there has been a lunar eclipse,
> >> the Red Socks won the World Series, bin Laden reared his ugly head,
> >> we gained an hour, it's Halloween, Bill O'Reilly settled a sexual
> >> harassment suit, and Ru Paul was on CNN showing his baby pictures.
> >> This all adds up to Al Gore winning the presidency. What ELSE could
> >> it mean?
> >
> > That the level of SubGenius farts has risen to such a high
> > concentration that they are in the jet stream and coloring the world
> > more OUR way alla time. Say, isn't Ru Paul a natural double SubGenius?
> >
> > --
> >
> > HellPope Huey
>
> You might want to add to the weird list...
> just about the time there are "finalizing" the vote it will be friday
> November 13th.
>
> I am convinced the xists are in route... I just cant do the astrophysics
> type math to give you all an ETA.

I will never have been so glad that an election is over
than this one. I had heard that it could be a week or two
before they get it tabbed-up, and that is not helping my ulcer any.
Maybe I should just get enough Scotch and condiments to stay
sideways until the smoke clears. But I would like an election
that is not close for a change, just to make it seem like less
of a coin-flip..



Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 1 Nov 2004 19:03:17 -0800

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Because you have knocked back so much Stoly for breakfast over time
that you lost track of that pesky Bush-Kerry thing?

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HellPope Huey
Pull my lever, you lush hottie

Doesn't matter who you vote for,
the Goverment gets elected.
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