Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR" Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 20:26:58 -0400
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Well, since my idrmrsr@subgenius.com address has been disconnected, I am
receiving 120 less pieces of SPAM each day. Practically half the Emails I
get (which aren't further filtered by my ISP) are indeed genuine and
germane.
But it's getting SO DULL not to read a subject line describing how cum is
fileling some MILF's udders, cooch, or hemorrhoid zone, with all the jumbled
transposed forms of Whroes, Wheors, and so on.
There must have been a time before SPAM because I can remember a time before
Email. Whatever DID we do back then?
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 17:51:32 -0700
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On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 20:26:58 -0400, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>Well, since my idrmrsr@subgenius.com address has been disconnected, I am
>receiving 120 less pieces of SPAM each day. Practically half the Emails I
>get (which aren't further filtered by my ISP) are indeed genuine and
>germane.
>
>But it's getting SO DULL not to read a subject line describing how cum is
>fileling some MILF's udders, cooch, or hemorrhoid zone, with all the jumbled
>transposed forms of Whroes, Wheors, and so on.
>
>There must have been a time before SPAM because I can remember a time before
>Email. Whatever DID we do back then?
We FROLICKED IN SUNLIT PARKS! And BAKED COOKIES! And young'uns had
RESPECT for their elders! And we threw virgins in volcanoes!
But those days are gone now.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
An unborn fetus cannot be charged with the same crime twice.
Not in America.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 20:11:04 -0500
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On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 20:26:58 -0400, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>Well, since my idrmrsr@subgenius.com address has been disconnected, I am
>receiving 120 less pieces of SPAM each day. Practically half the Emails I
>get (which aren't further filtered by my ISP) are indeed genuine and
>germane.
>
>But it's getting SO DULL not to read a subject line describing how cum is
>fileling some MILF's udders, cooch, or hemorrhoid zone, with all the jumbled
>transposed forms of Whroes, Wheors, and so on.
>
>There must have been a time before SPAM because I can remember a time before
>Email. Whatever DID we do back then?
>
>[*]
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>
Those were back in the day of cheaper snail mail postage and p.o.
boxes clogged with smut.
i'm guessing.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 19:03:10 -0700
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On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 20:11:04 -0500, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:
>On Sun, 24 Oct 2004 20:26:58 -0400, "iDRMRSR"
> wrote:
>
>>Well, since my idrmrsr@subgenius.com address has been disconnected, I am
>>receiving 120 less pieces of SPAM each day. Practically half the Emails I
>>get (which aren't further filtered by my ISP) are indeed genuine and
>>germane.
>>
>>But it's getting SO DULL not to read a subject line describing how cum is
>>fileling some MILF's udders, cooch, or hemorrhoid zone, with all the jumbled
>>transposed forms of Whroes, Wheors, and so on.
>>
>>There must have been a time before SPAM because I can remember a time before
>>Email. Whatever DID we do back then?
>>
>>[*]
>>-----
>>
>
>Those were back in the day of cheaper snail mail postage and p.o.
>boxes clogged with smut.
>
>i'm guessing.
"clogged with smut"
there is another turn of phrase I am completely in love with now.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Here's to PermaGrin.
- alliekatt
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 15:25:26 GMT
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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:
>>> "clogged with smut"
OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK.
--
HellPope Huey
I'm hopped up on goofballs
and I VOTED.
Praise boss when morning work bells chime
Praise him for bits of overtime
Praise him whose wars we love to fight
Praise him, fat leech and parasite
Amen.
- Utah Phillips
"What, me worry about YOU??
But I'm the Prezerdent!"
- Alfred E. Bush
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 10:13:46 -0400
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In article , iDRMRSR
wrote:
> Well, since my idrmrsr@subgenius.com address has been disconnected, I am
> receiving 120 less pieces of SPAM each day. Practically half the Emails I
> get (which aren't further filtered by my ISP) are indeed genuine and
> germane.
>
> But it's getting SO DULL not to read a subject line describing how cum is
> fileling some MILF's udders, cooch, or hemorrhoid zone, with all the jumbled
> transposed forms of Whroes, Wheors, and so on.
>
> There must have been a time before SPAM because I can remember a time before
> Email. Whatever DID we do back then?
Since I split my mail into two, subgenius.com and local ISP, I get
TWICE as much spam. The local one (which is filtered) still gets as
much as subgenius.com. Except that this morning there was practically
NO spam at SubGenius.com, and Monday morning is usually the biggest
flood of spam, when the Pinks get to work and start up their
newly-infected Outlook Expresses.
What's bugging me is I've gotten NO response to the bulk form letter I
sent out about this issue, from HALF the 150 people I sent it to.
Blocked by THEIR spam filters? MAY HAPS!!
Of the 75 people others, half bounced, many could not understand a
single word of my letter, and so far, four have given coherent answers
(two dropped out, two stayed in and got the mail accounts).
So I guess I have to send it again only not using BCC, huh.
>
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 13:59:52 -0400
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In article <251020041013460657%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, Rev. Ivan
Stang wrote:
>
> Since I split my mail into two, subgenius.com and local ISP, I get
> TWICE as much spam. The local one (which is filtered) still gets as
> much as subgenius.com. Except that this morning there was practically
> NO spam at SubGenius.com, and Monday morning is usually the biggest
> flood of spam, when the Pinks get to work and start up their
> newly-infected Outlook Expresses.
>
> What's bugging me is I've gotten NO response to the bulk form letter I
> sent out about this issue, from HALF the 150 people I sent it to.
> Blocked by THEIR spam filters? MAY HAPS!!
>
OOOPS! Turned out I was looking at my OLD ISP mail, which was indeed
ALL SPAM. When I finally got wise and switched it back to
subgenius.com, it turned out that since yesterday morning we got FOUR
NEW MEMBERSHIP ORDERS!! And the Nigerian one WASN'T a Sterno set-up!
And I had been wondering if anybody cared anymore. See, just this
weekend I switched the important stuff from CafePress back to me. I
guess that was a GOOD IDEA, huh.
Onliest thing is, today I must relocate the "AD SHEETS" and other
Membership Pack parapernalia's ORIGINALS, and change the addresses!
CHANGE THE ADDRESSES ON THOSE AD STICKER SHEETS I SAID.
Hooo boy. I think this is a job for my scanner and PHOTOSHOP.
But when that's done and I've printed the things and mailed out the new
swag, I get to put together THREE Hours of Slack using the FLASH FLOOD
of great stuff that has accrued from LeMur and Heart Ignition and
everybody else on a.b.s.! And make the final 3-MINUTE version of the
6X-Day film! And pick artwork for 3 new CD collections of Hour of
Slack! It's very three-y around here today.
And slowly but surely I am adding PayPal buttons to every product on
SubSITE. Kind of stuff that should have been done years ago. Amazing
how motivated a person can be once he starts running low on cash.
I should be getting my first bulk shipment of THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS
today!! It's been YEARS since there were stacks of those in my house.
One of these days I'll have to try selling something on eBay instead of
prosecuting fuckers for selling BOOTLEGS of OUR SHIT on eBay. You would
not BELIEVE the NERVE of some of these bastards. Well, I suppose if you
ever had a quasi-religious-seeming intellectual property that was
deeply coveted by the mentally ill, maybe you WOULD believe the nerve.
Also in the news today, for some reason Rev ERRor in England got some
mail addressed to ME and ME ONLY. (And it was FAN mail for a change!)
His edress did not seem to have been anywhere on it. Only mine. And he
is not a subgenius.com user. So... ????!?!?
Mercury in retrograde again? Sunspots? Voodoo? Ghosts?
Or even... no... no way... but... could it even possibly be HUMAN
ERRor??
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 19:33:31 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:251020041359525575%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> In article <251020041013460657%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, Rev. Ivan
> Stang wrote:
> One of these days I'll have to try selling something on eBay instead
of
> prosecuting fuckers for selling BOOTLEGS of OUR SHIT on eBay. You
would
> not BELIEVE the NERVE of some of these bastards. Well, I suppose if
you
> ever had a quasi-religious-seeming intellectual property that was
> deeply coveted by the mentally ill, maybe you WOULD believe the nerve.
I thought PROPHIT was a Church tenet...
--
ArWeSlumlords
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 14:22:47 -0700
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On Mon, 25 Oct 2004 13:59:52 -0400, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>Also in the news today, for some reason Rev ERRor in England got some
>mail addressed to ME and ME ONLY. (And it was FAN mail for a change!)
>His edress did not seem to have been anywhere on it. Only mine. And he
>is not a subgenius.com user. So... ????!?!?
>
>Mercury in retrograde again? Sunspots? Voodoo? Ghosts?
>
>Or even... no... no way... but... could it even possibly be HUMAN
>ERRor??
Frankly, I wouldn't worry myself about that if I were you, Dave.
We've seen this sort of thing crop up before, and it can always be
attributed to human error. Why don't you take a stress pill and think
things over?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
You know how dumb the average guy is? Well by definition, half of them are
even dumber than that."
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 20:40:59 -0400
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In article , Zapanaz wrote:
> On Mon, 25 Oct 2004 13:59:52 -0400, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
>
> >Also in the news today, for some reason Rev ERRor in England got some
> >mail addressed to ME and ME ONLY. (And it was FAN mail for a change!)
> >His edress did not seem to have been anywhere on it. Only mine. And he
> >is not a subgenius.com user. So... ????!?!?
> >
> >Mercury in retrograde again? Sunspots? Voodoo? Ghosts?
> >
> >Or even... no... no way... but... could it even possibly be HUMAN
> >ERRor??
>
> Frankly, I wouldn't worry myself about that if I were you, Dave.
> We've seen this sort of thing crop up before, and it can always be
> attributed to human error. Why don't you take a stress pill and think
> things over?
"You have to remember to hit "Dave" every few minutes, or you lose it."
-- Hour of Slack adage
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 02 Nov 2004 18:14:30 GMT
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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
>>> There must have been a time before SPAM because I can remember a
time before Email. Whatever DID we do back then?
Sat and listlessly masturbated like bored capuchin monkeys, gaping at
one of 3 fuzzy, basic TV stations. We still do that now, but with pricey
ripped anime or porn featuring acts we could not have committed even
back when our backs WERE that flexible. Fwap fwap fwap, the boys are
maaaarching.....
I once spooged in Nenslo's stew when he was taking a whiz and I approve
this message.
--
HellPope Huey
Pull my lever, you lush hottie
Doesn't matter who you vote for,
the Goverment gets elected.
- Mr. M. J. Lush
"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos."
- Homer Simpson