What to do if Possessed by Demons?
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 19:09:35 -0600
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What to do if Possessed by Demons?
Warning! Don't trust me, but do what seems best to you in your better
judgement.
1. Tell as many people that you are possessed as you can. I waited a
long time before telling anybody else; I thought that heaven would just
approve of me and remove them. Don't wait to tell people! Remember
that if people know there is a hell, they also know there is a heaven.
This means that they hate it when you tell other people there are
demons. Often other people are bright enough to start behaving better
or going to church.
2. Pray to Jesus for banishing the demons. Accept Jesus as your Lord
and Savior. Jesus is the only person that can help you, and has the
power to "bind up" hell. Try to love God well, meaning don't
blasphemize heaven. I blasphemized heaven often and this became one of
the primary reasons the demons were allowed to stay in me.
3. Be quiet and see if the demons will leave--make it very boring to
possess you. Heaven told me that the Catholic church recommends being
quiet when demons are possessing you.
4. You could try to seek out an exorcism. Try to find a good, Holy
Spirit filled, or evangelical, person to give you the exorcism. In
America, it is often so that people settle for an exorcism that is not
quite what they wanted.
5. Love other people well. Try to be very good, meaning selfless.
Try to help the poor in your area and give away possessions.
6. Don't believe anything that the demons or heaven says with the
demons present. Read and stick to the Holy Bible.
7. Remember that the demons love to blackmail people. Don't make any
deals with them.
8. Society, even Christians, often think that demons are simply
schizophrenia--but they are in reality not. Don't expect everybody (or
anybody) to believe you that you are possessed.
9. Pray especially to be kept safe, or not lead into temptation, as
you may be tested in dreams where hell can get into your dreams and try
to seduce you.
10. Don't worry about things you cannot control. Don't worry if you
are going to live or die--that is in God's hands. Don't worry if you
are saved or not; make up your own mind. It's probably best that you
believe you will be saved. You should know, however, that believing you
are saved will make demons angry. I was stupid and for a long period of
time kept asking heaven what would happen to me, encouraging heaven to
lie to me.
11. Remember that heaven is allowed to lie to Great Evil.
12. Only 1% of people are hurtable by demons. What is it about you
that is letting you be hurt? Perhaps there is some private sin in your
life nobody else knows about--you thought. Confess your sins to Jesus
and ask for forgiveness.
13. Heaven recommended not using mental health medications. I thought
it made sense for me to take anti-psychotics to make it harder for
heaven/hell to change/perturbe my behavior. I am currently diagnosed as
manic depressive, or bipolar.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
"Tell the Queen I will call her back as soon as I have finished my tea."
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 19:34:12 -0700
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On Mon, 04 Oct 2004 19:09:35 -0600, Baldin Pramer
wrote:
>13. Heaven recommended not using mental health medications. I thought
>it made sense for me to take anti-psychotics to make it harder for
>heaven/hell to change/perturbe my behavior. I am currently diagnosed as
>manic depressive, or bipolar.
Slam on the brakes, flash the warning siren, do not pass go, stop
right there.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
You've been sane too long Dan, it's time now to be BETTER than sane!
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 5 Oct 2004 09:27:24 -0700
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Gee, its been so long, I just got used to them. Maybe the turning
point was when I wriggled out from under the saddle and ended up being
the rider. They sure looked surprised as shit. It must have been much
the same when Satan came home early and caught his wife blowing "Bob."
Wasn't that right around the time Tunguska happened?
--
HellPope Huey
I'll just SEE yer Social Disaffection and raise ya
a simmering case of One Day He Just Exploded, Officer.
"If I were to lose my mind right now
and pick up one of you and dash your head against the floor,
right now and kill you, would that be right?"
- Alan Keyes (2004 Illinois Senate Republican candidate)
"I want you to suck my dick like you think the antidote is in it."
- Chris Rock
Correspondent:: "paco"
Date: Tue, 5 Oct 2004 07:30:59 -0400
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"Baldin Pramer" wrote in message
news:4161f355$1@nntp.zianet.com...
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> What to do if Possessed by Demons?
>
> Warning! Don't trust me, but do what seems best to you in your better
> judgement.
> 8. Society, even Christians, often think that demons are simply
> schizophrenia--but they are in reality not. Don't expect everybody (or
> anybody) to believe you that you are possessed.
> 13. Heaven recommended not using mental health medications. I thought
> it made sense for me to take anti-psychotics to make it harder for
> heaven/hell to change/perturbe my behavior. I am currently diagnosed as
> manic depressive, or bipolar.
>
I'm not crazy I'm just possessed. What every you do don't listen to your
doctor simply allow the baby jesus come into your life and ye shall be
saved. Not that I'm an advocate of big pharma corp. But my family doctor
is less kooky than most pinks.
I love how this persons problems are not his fault but are inflicted upon
him by the demon.
to summarize:
I've been in 50 car accidents this year. I sure wish others would learn how
to drive.
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 5 Oct 2004 14:50:16 -0700
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"paco" wrote in message news:...
> I've been in 50 car accidents this year. I sure wish others would learn how
> to drive.
Sounds like a mantra for everyone from the stupid President on down
to Springer guests. Yep, its all about ME unless you make it about YOU
and then I'm MAD because its supposed to be all about ME. Fuck that.
LET it be "all about you." Its too much work to make you see that its
all about ME, so I'll tend to ME and you can blow Nenslo. Wear a lot
of cheap, greasy lipstick, the goo adds real zing to the experience
for him. I think some bovine aunt started planting those on him just
as he started gettin' his precocious boners at 8 and it became a
fetish. Won't you please help? Let us know how it goes; after all, we
CARE, because its all about YOU.
--
HellPope Huey
A brighter, whiter smile guaranteed
with just 3 assassinations
"Don't try to be something you're not, namely, food."
- Homer Simpson
"Were you right?"
"Yeah."
"That's all I need to hear; I trust you."
- "The West Wing"