What did
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 09 Oct 2004 20:02:30 -0700
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What did the magnet say to the other magnet?
"YOU SUCK".
What did the strawberry say to the other strawberry?
"I HATE YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
What did the blackbird say to the scarecrow?
"EAT SHIT AND DIE!"
"What did the tap say to the washer"
"I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU!"
What did one Egyptian say to another?
"MAN YOU ARE REALLY PISSING ME OFF!"
Why did the tap run?
FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY.
Why did the cracker cry?
JUST KEEP PUSHING ME.
What is the best thing to take on a trip to the desert?
YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKER, MAN! I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sat, 09 Oct 2004 22:28:11 -0500
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On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 20:02:30 -0700, nenslo wrote:
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>What did the magnet say to the other magnet?
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>"YOU SUCK".
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>What did the strawberry say to the other strawberry?
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>"I HATE YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
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>What did the blackbird say to the scarecrow?
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>"EAT SHIT AND DIE!"
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>"What did the tap say to the washer"
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>"I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU!"
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>What did one Egyptian say to another?
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>"MAN YOU ARE REALLY PISSING ME OFF!"
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>Why d
>FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY.
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>Why did the cracker cry?
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>JUST KEEP PUSHING ME.
>
>What is the best thing to take on a trip to the desert?
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>YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MOTHERFUCKER, MAN! I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!
MOE: HEY THOSE ARE FIGHTIN' WORDS!
CURLY: WHY I'LL MURDALIZE YA! NIYUHHHHHH!
boink boink boink
MOE: OH Yeah!
Numbskull!
boink boink boink flap flap flap
CURLY:*nyah *nayh *nyah *nyah
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 10 Oct 2004 18:36:02 GMT
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>MOE: HEY THOSE ARE FIGHTIN' WORDS!
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>CURLY: WHY I'LL MURDALIZE YA! NIYUHHHHHH!
>
>boink boink boink
>
>MOE: OH Yeah!
>Numbskull!
>
>boink boink boink flap flap flap
>
>CURLY:*nyah *nayh *nyah *nyah
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LARRY: Leave Him Alone!
MOE: Am I goin' to have trouble with you too? "SLAP"
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Date: 10 Oct 2004 12:53:24 -0700
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Nentenslo 64: Get N or SHUT UP.