WINK if ya got 'em
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 6 Oct 2004 17:23:55 -0700

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For those among you who are shy and need an icebreaker for party use.
This one WILL get you majorly laid, I GUARANTEE IT.

"Brief contraction of the anal sphincter is known to occur in
response
to local scratching or pricking of the perianal skin or mucosa. This
classical anal reflex has been shown to be mediated through the S4
spinal
sensory and motor nerve roots. Contraction of the anal sphincter after
voluntary cough is used in colorectal and urologic practices for the
assessment of fecal and stress urinary incontinence.

Direct stimulation of the S3 nerve root is used in the treatment of
some urinary voiding
disorders. Stimulation of the S3 nerve root leading to a brief
contraction of the EAS is considered a polysynaptic reflex response.
After
midthoracic spinal cord injury, the anal response to cough has been
observed
to be preserved, and there is some evidence that the cough-induced
anal
response is a polysynaptic spinal reflex that resembles the
conventional scratch-induced anal response rather than a central
response mediated
by the cerebral cortex or a brainstem "cough center."

In clinical examination, an "anal wink" response is seen during a
voluntary cough or sniff. The authors of this study sought to
determine
whether the cough and sniff EAS response originates centrally through
the
brainstem cough center or is a polysynaptic spinal reflex in response
to
the displacement of the pelvic floor due to transiently elevated
intra-abdominal pressure from cough or sniff, by using classical
neurophysiologic methods applied to a single human subject."

--

HellPope Huey
That's what you get when
your mama smokes during gestation
and then weans you on limes.

I loathe people who keep dogs.
They are cowards who haven't got the guts
to bite people themselves.
- August Strindberg

"And God said:
You are not serving me, you're serving something else
Cause I don't need to be pleased, just get over yourself
You can't suck up to me, I know you all too well
But I don't dwell upon you, so get over yourself
Cause you're not praying to me, you're praying to yourself
And you're not worshipping me you're worshipping yourself
And you will kill in my name and heaven knows what else
When you can't prove I exist so get over yourself."
- Todd Rundgren, "God Said"


Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Wed, 6 Oct 2004 21:20:26 -0400

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HPH:
>>anal wink research<<

Sorry if I am going to keep you up all night, hunched over a mirror, with
your SO aiming a STRONG FLASHLIGHT at your sphincter to see if this is all
true or not.

I think the "pricking" part is what really makes it contract.

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Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello"
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 02:41:47 GMT

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"iDRMRSR" wrote in message
news:ZYudnafBErJHBPncRVn-ug@giganews.com...
> HPH:
>>>anal wink research<<
>
> Sorry if I am going to keep you up all night, hunched over a mirror, with
> your SO aiming a STRONG FLASHLIGHT at your sphincter to see if this is all
> true or not.
>
> I think the "pricking" part is what really makes it contract.
>

I can imagine exactly what HPH uses for the pricking test.

One of those cute little G. W. Bush Fighter Pilot Action Fingers.





Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 7 Oct 2004 09:26:49 -0700

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"iDRMRSR" wrote in message news:...
> HPH:

> >>anal wink research<<
>
> Sorry if I am going to keep you up all night, hunched over a mirror, with
> your SO aiming a STRONG FLASHLIGHT at your sphincter to see if this is all
> true or not.
> I think the "pricking" part is what really makes it contract.

Pricks make almost everything contract. It all stays so tight, even
nice guys like YOU are fucking INSANE. That's why anticipation is so
keen for the new fall kids' program "Poppin' Pets," a semi-educational
program featuring children smushing frogs with bricks and putting
kittens in the microwave. I wonder what the opening theme song will
be?

--

HellPope Huey
Welcome to Tourette's practice.
Today we begin with the letter "F."

"Who are these Swine ? These flag-sucking half-wits
who get fleeced and fooled
by stupid little rich kids like George Bush?
..... They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious
in the American character....
I piss down the throats of these Nazis.
And I am too old to worry about
whether they like it or not. Fuck Them."
- Hunter S. Thompson, "Kingdom of Fear"

FOR SHITS SAKE WILL YOU FUCKING SPELLCHECK
YOU STUPID GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH.
- Nenslo


Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello"
Date: Sat, 09 Oct 2004 06:09:01 GMT

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Pricks don't mean a fucking thing if you can't keep
at least fifty one flags plus territories UP
at once with FRED!


FUCK "BOB"!



"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0410070826.4a52f7da@posting.google.com...
> "iDRMRSR" wrote in message
> news:...
>> HPH:
>
>> >>anal wink research<<
>>
>> Sorry if I am going to keep you up all night, hunched over a mirror, with
>> your SO aiming a STRONG FLASHLIGHT at your sphincter to see if this is
>> all
>> true or not.
>> I think the "pricking" part is what really makes it contract.
>
> Pricks make almost everything contract. It all stays so tight, even
> nice guys like YOU are fucking INSANE. That's why anticipation is so
> keen for the new fall kids' program "Poppin' Pets," a semi-educational
> program featuring children smushing frogs with bricks and putting
> kittens in the microwave. I wonder what the opening theme song will
> be?
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
> Welcome to Tourette's practice.
> Today we begin with the letter "F."
>
> "Who are these Swine ? These flag-sucking half-wits
> who get fleeced and fooled
> by stupid little rich kids like George Bush?
> ..... They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious
> in the American character....
> I piss down the throats of these Nazis.
> And I am too old to worry about
> whether they like it or not. Fuck Them."
> - Hunter S. Thompson, "Kingdom of Fear"
>
> FOR SHITS SAKE WILL YOU FUCKING SPELLCHECK
> YOU STUPID GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH.
> - Nenslo




Correspondent:: Contents May Have Settled
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 13:46:56 GMT

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HellPopeHuey observes:

> In clinical examination, an "anal wink" response is seen during a
> voluntary cough or sniff. The authors of this study sought to
> determine
> whether the cough and sniff EAS response originates centrally through
> the
> brainstem cough center or is a polysynaptic spinal reflex in response
> to
> the displacement of the pelvic floor due to transiently elevated
> intra-abdominal pressure from cough or sniff, by using classical
> neurophysiologic methods applied to a single human subject."

Now this is exactly why I never answered those "earn money as an
experimental subject" ads in the college newspaper. I'm sure that many
grad students have figured out that hiring "experimental subjects" is much
less expensive than hiring strippers. And you get to do humiliating things
that no professional sex worker would put up with.

Since they also mention the response to scratching the perianal skin, would
the sign on their door read "Anal Scratch and Sniff Lab"?


Correspondent:: hjkl@hjkl.com (hjkl)
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 14:45:57 GMT

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On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 13:46:56 GMT, Contents May Have Settled
wrote:

>Now this is exactly why I never answered those "earn money as an
>experimental subject" ads in the college newspaper. I'm sure that many
>grad students have figured out that hiring "experimental subjects" is much
>less expensive than hiring strippers. And you get to do humiliating things
>that no professional sex worker would put up with.

Or you could get into one of those cool drinking and driving studies.
Free booze and they insist you drive their car drunk. Still kicking
myself for missing that one.

For the medical stuff, they're usually pretty up-front about what's
involved, but the rule of thumb is, the more it pays, the more it
sucks. A lot of that stuff involves a whole lot of blood tests and
other invasive shit that would make perineal scratching and
ass-freakery look like a holiday.



Correspondent:: reflex
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 13:19:07 -0400

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In article ,
Contents May Have Settled wrote:

> Now this is exactly why I never answered those "earn money as an
> experimental subject" ads in the college newspaper.

I needed money once, and responded to one of those ads. They were
going to pay me $400 to stay overnight in a clinic and administer
some sort of something to me, measuring my blood levels all along
the way. I got to the clinic and there were a whole bunch of us
there who'd signed up. I was the only white one there, but that
didn't matter to me. What mattered to me was that the other
"inmates" were all scabby, withered, and diseased-looking. As I
filled out my questionnaire, a fight broke out in the corner with
some guy shrieking like a rabbit with eyeliner forced into its
eyes, which had to be quelled by some starch-shirted orderlies.
Then they started reading the "overnight" rules to us. I got past
the part about no sex being permitted okay, but then when they
told us that we'd have to relinquish any knives, firearms, or
other weapons for the evening I figured that I didn't want to
know the reason why they had to tell us that, that I didn't need
the money that bad, and so it was then that I walked out the
door.

And I haven't had any trembling or crossed-vision since.


Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 19:09:25 GMT

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reflex wrote:
> In article ,
> Contents May Have Settled wrote:
>
>> Now this is exactly why I never answered those "earn money as an
>> experimental subject" ads in the college newspaper.
>
> I needed money once, and responded to one of those ads. They were
> going to pay me $400 to stay overnight in a clinic and administer
> some sort of something to me, measuring my blood levels all along
> the way. I got to the clinic and there were a whole bunch of us
> there who'd signed up. I was the only white one there, but that
> didn't matter to me. What mattered to me was that the other
> "inmates" were all scabby, withered, and diseased-looking. As I
> filled out my questionnaire, a fight broke out in the corner with
> some guy shrieking like a rabbit with eyeliner forced into its
> eyes, which had to be quelled by some starch-shirted orderlies.
> Then they started reading the "overnight" rules to us. I got past
> the part about no sex being permitted okay, but then when they
> told us that we'd have to relinquish any knives, firearms, or
> other weapons for the evening I figured that I didn't want to
> know the reason why they had to tell us that, that I didn't need
> the money that bad, and so it was then that I walked out the
> door.
>
> And I haven't had any trembling or crossed-vision since.

Find a lab near a big college campus. Your fellow inmates will mostly
be collegiate potheads.


Correspondent:: Don Bruder
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 20:40:00 GMT

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In article ,
Cardinal Vertigo wrote:

> Find a lab near a big college campus. Your fellow inmates will mostly
> be collegiate potheads.

Which, in practical terms, means "99 & 44/100s percent harmless".

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See for full details.


Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Fri, 08 Oct 2004 02:22:32 GMT

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Don Bruder wrote:
> In article ,
> Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
>
>> Find a lab near a big college campus. Your fellow inmates will mostly
>> be collegiate potheads.
>
> Which, in practical terms, means "99 & 44/100s percent harmless".

Exactly.


Correspondent:: Mekinnika Mekennika
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 02:09:20 GMT

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In article <8cc8cffc.0410061623.64bc6daa@posting.google.com>,
hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote:
> In clinical examination, an "anal wink" response is seen during a
> voluntary cough or sniff. The authors of this study sought to
> determine
> whether the cough and sniff EAS response originates centrally through
> the
> brainstem cough center or is a polysynaptic spinal reflex in response
> to
> the displacement of the pelvic floor due to transiently elevated
> intra-abdominal pressure from cough or sniff, by using classical
> neurophysiologic methods applied to a single human subject."

Anal wink - deliberately induced - occures a lot in anal sex, and in
enema play as well. When I have an enema, I deliberately induce a
repeated anal wink as I expel it to accentuate the pleasurable
sensations, and to prolong them.

Also I know that a repeated anal wink is used to aid in taking in a
large object - a penis perhaps. On each wink, given a little to moderate
pressure, the object penetrates further. And again, the sensations are
enhanced, and prolonged.

Yes, the anal wink is a very good thing indeed.