WHY YOU ARE A DUMBFUCK
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 1 Oct 2004 11:17:08 -0700
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You are a dumbfuck because you either have no perspective to begin
with, having been raised in some sort of squirrely environment by
Christians or White Power gorks or you think your intellect is so
hotsy-totsy, it gives you carte blanche to crap in the hot tub and
grin as if that's SO COOL, MAN. Since you cain't write no good
book-learnin' stuff, cain't play the fiddle and have only spotty wit,
if any, you'll gladly settle for a fight over simple banter any day,
just for the excitement. You're so clumsy, you TRIP while masturbating
and hurt your wanger, yet are part of an effete corps of impudent
Internet snobs. Even in a $600 suit with 40 gigabytes of hubris in the
liner, you are still a dumbfuck.
Its like Bill Hicks' great bit.... "A waitress in a Waffle House in
Fife, Alabama walked up to my booth as I was checking out this book
and said 'What are you reading for?' Not 'What are you reading?,' but
what FOR. I said 'Well, sometimes I read for pleasure and sometimes
for information, but mostly I read so I don't wind up as a waitress in
a Waffle House in Fife, Alabama!'" That waitress is part of the
backbone of This Great Nation: dumbfucks.
On one "side," you have Fifers of various sorts and on the other,
savvy, self-elected slashers who hate the Fifers so much, they behave
like their mirror opposites in a perverse bid NOT to be like them.
They end up not 180 degrees diffferent, but 360 degrees the SAME, in
REVERSE. This is why you are a dumbfuck. I can lord this over you
because I am NOT a dumbfuck, merely a part-time shithead and you
should listen to me 'cause my name is Charlie Mug and brudda, I been
AROUND. Discuss as you kiss my goddamned ass.
--
HellPope Huey
Mere Words:
eat 'em; wipe 'em off; eat 'em again.
The SubGenius manufactures a target
that he or she or it THINKS needs to be hit
and then gets mad when nobody gives a rat's.
- MC Phat Dope HellPope
"Don't you boys know any NICE songs?"
- Frank Zappa's "Joe's Garage"
Correspondent:: Vaylor Trucks
Date: Fri, 01 Oct 2004 14:44:53 -0400
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HellPopeHuey beautifully wrote (about someone else, apparently):
> You are a dumbfuck because you either have no perspective to begin
> with, having been raised in some sort of squirrely environment by
> Christians or White Power gorks or
Raised by rock musicians and hippies (check the front of the Allman
Brothers Band album "Brothers and Sisters" - that's me), does that count?
> you think your intellect is so
> hotsy-totsy, it gives you carte blanche to crap in the hot tub and
> grin as if that's SO COOL, MAN.
Thought that was John Waters' job.
> Since you cain't write no good
> book-learnin' stuff, cain't play the fiddle and have only spotty wit,
In addition to fiddle, I can play guitar, bass, cello, mandolin,
dulcimer, banjo, pennywhistle, piano, and some saxophone. See
http://www.TheYetiTrio.com for samples.
> if any, you'll gladly settle for a fight over simple banter any day,
> just for the excitement.
This may be true - hence my response.
>You're so clumsy, you TRIP while masturbating
> and hurt your wanger,
Just the opposite - I trip over my wanger which hurts my masturbating.
>yet are part of an effete corps of impudent
> Internet snobs. Even in a $600 suit with 40 gigabytes of hubris in the
> liner, you are still a dumbfuck.
Nothing I wear costs $600
>
> Its like Bill Hicks' great bit.... "A waitress in a Waffle House in
> Fife, Alabama walked up to my booth as I was checking out this book
> and said 'What are you reading for?' Not 'What are you reading?,' but
> what FOR. I said 'Well, sometimes I read for pleasure and sometimes
> for information, but mostly I read so I don't wind up as a waitress in
> a Waffle House in Fife, Alabama!'" That waitress is part of the
> backbone of This Great Nation: dumbfucks.
What has 8 tits and 8 teeth? Graveyard shift at the Waffle House
>
> On one "side," you have Fifers of various sorts and on the other,
> savvy, self-elected slashers who hate the Fifers so much, they behave
> like their mirror opposites in a perverse bid NOT to be like them.
> They end up not 180 degrees diffferent, but 360 degrees the SAME, in
> REVERSE. This is why you are a dumbfuck. I can lord this over you
> because I am NOT a dumbfuck, merely a part-time shithead and you
> should listen to me 'cause my name is Charlie Mug and brudda, I been
> AROUND. Discuss as you kiss my goddamned ass.
>
Which makes me a sucker for the rants of a part-time shithead.
Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Fri, 01 Oct 2004 20:10:54 +0100
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On Fri, 01 Oct 2004 14:44:53 -0400, in reply to Vaylor Trucks
:
>>yet are part of an effete corps of impudent
>> Internet snobs. Even in a $600 suit with 40 gigabytes of hubris in the
>> liner, you are still a dumbfuck.
>
>Nothing I wear costs $600
You cheap-skin you.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 1 Oct 2004 18:55:04 GMT
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hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in
news:8cc8cffc.0410011017.7cb4b4d2@posting.google.com:
> You are a dumbfuck because you either have no perspective to begin
> with, having been raised in some sort of squirrely environment by
> Christians or White Power gorks or you think your intellect is so
> hotsy-totsy, it gives you carte blanche to crap in the hot tub and
> grin as if that's SO COOL, MAN. Since you cain't write no good
> book-learnin' stuff, cain't play the fiddle and have only spotty wit,
> if any, you'll gladly settle for a fight over simple banter any day,
> just for the excitement. You're so clumsy, you TRIP while masturbating
> and hurt your wanger, yet are part of an effete corps of impudent
> Internet snobs. Even in a $600 suit with 40 gigabytes of hubris in the
> liner, you are still a dumbfuck.
>
> Its like Bill Hicks' great bit.... "A waitress in a Waffle House in
> Fife, Alabama walked up to my booth as I was checking out this book
> and said 'What are you reading for?' Not 'What are you reading?,' but
> what FOR. I said 'Well, sometimes I read for pleasure and sometimes
> for information, but mostly I read so I don't wind up as a waitress in
> a Waffle House in Fife, Alabama!'" That waitress is part of the
> backbone of This Great Nation: dumbfucks.
>
> On one "side," you have Fifers of various sorts and on the other,
> savvy, self-elected slashers who hate the Fifers so much, they behave
> like their mirror opposites in a perverse bid NOT to be like them.
> They end up not 180 degrees diffferent, but 360 degrees the SAME, in
> REVERSE. This is why you are a dumbfuck. I can lord this over you
> because I am NOT a dumbfuck, merely a part-time shithead and you
> should listen to me 'cause my name is Charlie Mug and brudda, I been
> AROUND. Discuss as you kiss my goddamned ass.
>
I ain't kissing nothing that ain't been steam cleaned, Lysoled and
sanitised for my protection!! Otherwise, yeah, we're all dumbfucks on this
dumptruck.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Fri, 01 Oct 2004 20:49:36 -0000
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hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in
news:8cc8cffc.0410011017.7cb4b4d2@posting.google.com:
> You are a dumbfuck because you either have no perspective...
This is why I am going to vote for you on election day. Plus I mostly just
want to write the word "hellpope" on an official Alabama election ballot.
-phy
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Fri, 01 Oct 2004 23:18:12 GMT
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phy wrote:
> hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in
> news:8cc8cffc.0410011017.7cb4b4d2@posting.google.com:
>
>> You are a dumbfuck because you either have no perspective...
>
> This is why I am going to vote for you on election day. Plus I mostly just
> want to write the word "hellpope" on an official Alabama election ballot.
See ya in Gitmo.
Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 01:02:01 GMT
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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> phy wrote:
>
>> hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in
>> news:8cc8cffc.0410011017.7cb4b4d2@posting.google.com:
>>
>>> You are a dumbfuck because you either have no perspective...
>>
>>
>> This is why I am going to vote for you on election day. Plus I mostly
>> just want to write the word "hellpope" on an official Alabama election
>> ballot.
>
>
> See ya in Gitmo.
Better than the Fyffe, AL city jail. About 10 years ago whole town was
ABDUCTED and replaced by alien replicants. They look and sound like real
Sand Mountain types but hey don't know JACK about football or meth lab
etiquette. That's how you trip them up, see.
--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net