Correspondent:: "Rich Clark, aka Left Reverend Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG"
Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 18:39:05 -0400
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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> Visible from anywhere on Earth except Australia, the Far East, and most
> of Antarctica. Ideal viewing is from the Americas, Western Europe, and
> northwest Africa.
>
> The eclipse begins in the Americas this Wednesday night at 9:14 pm EDT,
> and in Europe on Thursday morning at 1:14 am GMT. The eclipse will last
> for a bit over three hours, with 82 minutes of totality (from 10:23 to
> 11:45 PM EDT).
>
> Lunar eclipse photo tips: http://tinyurl.com/6pqwp
> Map of eclipse visibility: http://tinyurl.com/3qeqt
>
> Remember, the potential energy that can be drawn from a blood sacrifice
> will be at its greatest during the 41st minute of totality, at 11:04
> EDT. Practice your rituals beforehand to get the timing down -- no
> sense wasting perfectly good virgins.
Should make for some seriously interesting nethack sessions.
Rich
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 00:38:05 GMT
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Rich Clark, aka Left Reverend Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG wrote:
> Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
>> Visible from anywhere on Earth except Australia, the Far East, and most
>> of Antarctica. Ideal viewing is from the Americas, Western Europe, and
>> northwest Africa.
>>
>> The eclipse begins in the Americas this Wednesday night at 9:14 pm EDT,
>> and in Europe on Thursday morning at 1:14 am GMT. The eclipse will last
>> for a bit over three hours, with 82 minutes of totality (from 10:23 to
>> 11:45 PM EDT).
>>
>> Lunar eclipse photo tips: http://tinyurl.com/6pqwp
>> Map of eclipse visibility: http://tinyurl.com/3qeqt
>>
>> Remember, the potential energy that can be drawn from a blood sacrifice
>> will be at its greatest during the 41st minute of totality, at 11:04
>> EDT. Practice your rituals beforehand to get the timing down -- no
>> sense wasting perfectly good virgins.
>
> Should make for some seriously interesting nethack sessions.
I'd be willing to give nethack a try again if I knew of anyone who was
able to ascend unspoiled without it becoming a full-time job.
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 22:09:55 -0400
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Yes, but if elected, would there be MORE or LESS lunar eclipses under Kerry?
I can't decide for myself which is preferable.
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Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 05:27:05 GMT
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> Yes, but if elected, would there be MORE or LESS lunar eclipses under Kerry?
> I can't decide for myself which is preferable.
Just ask yourself one question: "Am I better off now than I was four
years ago?"
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 22:57:39 -0700
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 05:27:05 GMT, Cardinal Vertigo
wrote:
>iDRMRSR wrote:
>> Yes, but if elected, would there be MORE or LESS lunar eclipses under Kerry?
>> I can't decide for myself which is preferable.
>
>Just ask yourself one question: "Am I better off now than I was four
>years ago?"
Well there were no lunar eclipses in the last four years.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
>>The firm truth is that I have defied belief
>>and orders from what I thought was the
>>government, aliens and system operators of
>>Earth my whole entire life and I have never
>>been killed - just bothered to a high degree
>>in my mind.
- Somebody walking the same streets you do, now.
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 17:50:31 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 05:27:05 GMT, Cardinal Vertigo
> wrote:
>
>>iDRMRSR wrote:
>>> Yes, but if elected, would there be MORE or LESS lunar eclipses under Kerry?
>>> I can't decide for myself which is preferable.
>>
>>Just ask yourself one question: "Am I better off now than I was four
>>years ago?"
>
> Well there were no lunar eclipses in the last four years.
Oh, all right, you got me.
Six lunar eclipses visible from the continental US were scheduled to
take place during Bush's first (and hopefully last) term:
2001 Dec 30 (penumbral)
2002 May 26 (penumbral)
2002 Nov 19 (penumbral)
2003 May 16 (total w/53 minutes totality)
2003 Nov 08 (total w/24 minutes totality)
2004 Oct 28 (total w/82 minutes totality)
During a Bush second term, another six are proposed, though many
Republicans in Congress have made efforts to kill the program by cutting
off its funding:
2005 Apr 24 (penumbral)
2005 Oct 17 (partial)
2006 Mar 14 (penumbral)
2007 Mar 03 (total w/74 minutes totality)
2007 Aug 28 (total w/91 minutes totality)
2008 Feb 21 (total w/51 minutes totality)
BUT WAIT! Kerry has promised that, if he were elected, a total of SIX
lunar eclipses would all be visible from the continental US during the
first term of his presidency:
2005 Apr 24 (penumbral)
2005 Oct 17 (partial)
2006 Mar 14 (penumbral)
2007 Mar 03 (total w/74 minutes totality)
2007 Aug 28 (total w/91 minutes totality)
2008 Feb 21 (total w/51 minutes totality)
So maybe Nader's right.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 12:17:25 -0700
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 17:50:31 GMT, Cardinal Vertigo
wrote:
>Zapanaz wrote:
>> On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 05:27:05 GMT, Cardinal Vertigo
>> wrote:
>>
>>>iDRMRSR wrote:
>>>> Yes, but if elected, would there be MORE or LESS lunar eclipses under Kerry?
>>>> I can't decide for myself which is preferable.
>>>
>>>Just ask yourself one question: "Am I better off now than I was four
>>>years ago?"
>>
>> Well there were no lunar eclipses in the last four years.
>
>Oh, all right, you got me.
>
>Six lunar eclipses visible from the continental US were scheduled to
>take place during Bush's first (and hopefully last) term:
>
>2001 Dec 30 (penumbral)
>2002 May 26 (penumbral)
>2002 Nov 19 (penumbral)
>2003 May 16 (total w/53 minutes totality)
>2003 Nov 08 (total w/24 minutes totality)
>2004 Oct 28 (total w/82 minutes totality)
>
>During a Bush second term, another six are proposed, though many
>Republicans in Congress have made efforts to kill the program by cutting
>off its funding:
>
>2005 Apr 24 (penumbral)
>2005 Oct 17 (partial)
>2006 Mar 14 (penumbral)
>2007 Mar 03 (total w/74 minutes totality)
>2007 Aug 28 (total w/91 minutes totality)
>2008 Feb 21 (total w/51 minutes totality)
>
>BUT WAIT! Kerry has promised that, if he were elected, a total of SIX
>lunar eclipses would all be visible from the continental US during the
>first term of his presidency:
>
>2005 Apr 24 (penumbral)
>2005 Oct 17 (partial)
>2006 Mar 14 (penumbral)
>2007 Mar 03 (total w/74 minutes totality)
>2007 Aug 28 (total w/91 minutes totality)
>2008 Feb 21 (total w/51 minutes totality)
>
>So maybe Nader's right.
I think if we elect Kerry he will be better prepared to chase away the
scary sky dragon that eats the moon. VOTE KERRY!
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
The bird sings with it's fingers
- One time
Correspondent:: chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Date: 26 Oct 2004 19:28:48 -0700
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Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:...
> Rich Clark, aka Left Reverend Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG wrote:
> > Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> >> Visible from anywhere on Earth except Australia, the Far East, and most
> >> of Antarctica. Ideal viewing is from the Americas, Western Europe, and
> >> northwest Africa.
> >>
> >> The eclipse begins in the Americas this Wednesday night at 9:14 pm EDT,
> >> and in Europe on Thursday morning at 1:14 am GMT. The eclipse will last
> >> for a bit over three hours, with 82 minutes of totality (from 10:23 to
> >> 11:45 PM EDT).
> >>
> >> Lunar eclipse photo tips: http://tinyurl.com/6pqwp
> >> Map of eclipse visibility: http://tinyurl.com/3qeqt
> >>
> >> Remember, the potential energy that can be drawn from a blood sacrifice
> >> will be at its greatest during the 41st minute of totality, at 11:04
> >> EDT. Practice your rituals beforehand to get the timing down -- no
> >> sense wasting perfectly good virgins.
> >
> > Should make for some seriously interesting nethack sessions.
>
> I'd be willing to give nethack a try again if I knew of anyone who was
> able to ascend unspoiled without it becoming a full-time job.
Krapp. Do you mean to tell me somebody actually included a complete
lunar ephermis in an ascii dungeon-crawl? Or was the old Apple II that
good at trig?
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 02:34:16 GMT
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The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
> Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:...
>> I'd be willing to give nethack a try again if I knew of anyone who was
>> able to ascend unspoiled without it becoming a full-time job.
>
> Krapp. Do you mean to tell me somebody actually included a complete
> lunar ephermis in an ascii dungeon-crawl? Or was the old Apple II that
> good at trig?
http://www.steelypips.org/nethack/341/time-341.html
Correspondent:: itsreal@wouldilie.com (Rev. Thomas Israel)
Date: 7 Nov 2004 15:45:56 -0800
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Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:...
> The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
> > Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:...
> >> I'd be willing to give nethack a try again if I knew of anyone who was
> >> able to ascend unspoiled without it becoming a full-time job.
> >
> > Krapp. Do you mean to tell me somebody actually included a complete
> > lunar ephermis in an ascii dungeon-crawl? Or was the old Apple II that
> > good at trig?
>
> http://www.steelypips.org/nethack/341/time-341.html
"New moon:
"...if you are hit by a cockatrice's or chickatrice's special hissing
attack, and you are NOT carrying a lizard corpse in your main
inventory, you will always start turning to stone. Normally, there is
only a 1/10 chance."
Beautiful.
--
Your sins are forgiven you. Go, and sin no more.
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 01:39:59 GMT
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Rev. Thomas Israel wrote:
> [snip]
Why are you here?
Correspondent:: itsreal@wouldilie.com (Rev. Thomas Israel)
Date: 8 Nov 2004 19:45:27 -0800
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Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:...
> Rev. Thomas Israel wrote:
> > [snip]
>
> Why are you here?
Do I need a reason to be here?
--
Your sins are forgiven you. Go, and sin no more.
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 04:09:01 GMT
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Rev. Thomas Israel wrote:
> Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:...
>> Rev. Thomas Israel wrote:
>> > [snip]
>>
>> Why are you here?
>
> Do I need a reason to be here?
It was a simple question. There's no need for defensiveness.
Correspondent:: itsreal@wouldilie.com (Rev. Thomas Israel)
Date: 9 Nov 2004 17:50:38 -0800
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Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:...
> Rev. Thomas Israel wrote:
> > Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:...
> >> Rev. Thomas Israel wrote:
> >> > [snip]
> >>
> >> Why are you here?
> >
> > Do I need a reason to be here?
>
> It was a simple question. There's no need for defensiveness.
Do I need a reason to be here?
--
Your sins are forgiven you. Go, and sin no more.
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 01:54:09 GMT
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Rev. Thomas Israel wrote:
> Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:...
>> Rev. Thomas Israel wrote:
>> > Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:...
>> >> Rev. Thomas Israel wrote:
>> >> > [snip]
>> >>
>> >> Why are you here?
>> >
>> > Do I need a reason to be here?
>>
>> It was a simple question. There's no need for defensiveness.
>
> Do I need a reason to be here?
Of course not, but that doesn't answer the question I asked.
Correspondent:: chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Date: 9 Nov 2004 19:59:56 -0800
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itsreal@wouldilie.com (Rev. Thomas Israel) wrote in message news:<9859c5ed.0411081945.4cc2e481@posting.google.com>...
> Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:...
> > Rev. Thomas Israel wrote:
> > > [snip]
> >
> > Why are you here?
>
> Do I need a reason to be here?
Probably not.
More to the point,
1) Who are you?
2) Why are you trolling Vertigo?
3) Why the *hell* weren't you at Aunt Golda's funeral, you ungrateful little snot?
--
Substitute no Exceptions.
Correspondent:: chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Date: 9 Nov 2004 20:13:38 -0800
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Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:...
> The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
> > Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:...
> >> I'd be willing to give nethack a try again if I knew of anyone who was
> >> able to ascend unspoiled without it becoming a full-time job.
> >
> > Krapp. Do you mean to tell me somebody actually included a complete
> > lunar ephermis in an ascii dungeon-crawl? Or was the old Apple II that
> > good at trig?
>
> http://www.steelypips.org/nethack/341/time-341.html
Ah.
Got it.
--
C.
Correspondent:: "Hand of Ur"
Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 19:17:02 -0400
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"Cardinal Vertigo" wrote in message
news:LOefd.16314$5b1.14490@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com...
> Visible from anywhere on Earth except Australia, the Far East, and most
> of Antarctica. Ideal viewing is from the Americas, Western Europe, and
> northwest Africa.
>
> The eclipse begins in the Americas this Wednesday night at 9:14 pm EDT,
> and in Europe on Thursday morning at 1:14 am GMT. The eclipse will last
> for a bit over three hours, with 82 minutes of totality (from 10:23 to
> 11:45 PM EDT).
>
> Lunar eclipse photo tips: http://tinyurl.com/6pqwp
> Map of eclipse visibility: http://tinyurl.com/3qeqt
>
> Remember, the potential energy that can be drawn from a blood sacrifice
> will be at its greatest during the 41st minute of totality, at 11:04
> EDT. Practice your rituals beforehand to get the timing down -- no
> sense wasting perfectly good virgins.
Will it still be kosher if I slit their throaties like an Iraqi Insurgent
on a grainy Sony videocam ? (just wonderin)
Correspondent:: Bunn E. Rabbit
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 06:31:21 GMT
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On Mon, 25 Oct 2004 19:17:02 -0400, "Hand of Ur"
wrote:
>
>"Cardinal Vertigo" wrote in message
>news:LOefd.16314$5b1.14490@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com...
>> Visible from anywhere on Earth except Australia, the Far East, and most
>> of Antarctica. Ideal viewing is from the Americas, Western Europe, and
>> northwest Africa.
>>
>> The eclipse begins in the Americas this Wednesday night at 9:14 pm EDT,
>> and in Europe on Thursday morning at 1:14 am GMT. The eclipse will last
>> for a bit over three hours, with 82 minutes of totality (from 10:23 to
>> 11:45 PM EDT).
>>
>> Lunar eclipse photo tips: http://tinyurl.com/6pqwp
>> Map of eclipse visibility: http://tinyurl.com/3qeqt
>>
>> Remember, the potential energy that can be drawn from a blood sacrifice
>> will be at its greatest during the 41st minute of totality, at 11:04
>> EDT. Practice your rituals beforehand to get the timing down -- no
>> sense wasting perfectly good virgins.
>
>Will it still be kosher if I slit their throaties like an Iraqi Insurgent
>on a grainy Sony videocam ? (just wonderin)
Only if you rub Kosher salt into the wounds of your muslim. After
bathing the sociopath generously in Pig fat. Wait until right before
the eclipse passes over mecca. Then from a plane drop the 'peaceful
muslim' onto the holiest part of the city followed by 10 tons of Pig
innards. The end result will be a million grown men engaging in
behavior similar to those on Angel dust.
--
Bunn E. Rabbit
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of a sparrow in the corner of a barn." -Anouk Aimee, French Actor
_____
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Agamemnon
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Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 26 Oct 2004 11:53:03 -0700
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Bunn E. Rabbit wrote in message news:...
> Only if you rub Kosher salt into the wounds of your muslim. After
> bathing the sociopath generously in Pig fat. Wait until right before
> the eclipse passes over mecca. Then from a plane drop the 'peaceful
> muslim' onto the holiest part of the city followed by 10 tons of Pig
> innards. The end result will be a million grown men engaging in
> behavior similar to those on Angel dust.
It has always been my contention that the war in Iraq could be
greatly facilitated by dropping pork rinds on places like a big cloud
of reverse manna. People who are trying to bite their own faces are
hard-pressed to set explosives. I SHOULD KNOW, EIEIEIEIEIEI!!!!
Just a friendly message from your local chapter of The I'M GONNA
GODDAMNED FUCKING WELL KILL EVERY COCKSUCKING LOONY MUTANT ONE OF YOU
HERE! Foundation. Won't you please give generously when the local
psychopathic representative comes to your house? Ah thanks ya! Every
little bit helps!
--
HellPope Huey
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and not a personality flaw.
Marionette porn. Hooray.
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if I find hair in my food, I keep it."
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Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 19:14:45 GMT
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HellPopeHuey wrote:
> Won't you please give generously when the local
> psychopathic representative comes to your house? Ah thanks ya! Every
> little bit helps!
How about I just pick up the check for lunch the next time you swing
through my neck of the woods?
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 12:23:47 -0700
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 19:14:45 GMT, Cardinal Vertigo
wrote:
>HellPopeHuey wrote:
>> Won't you please give generously when the local
>> psychopathic representative comes to your house? Ah thanks ya! Every
>> little bit helps!
>
>How about I just pick up the check for lunch the next time you swing
>through my neck of the woods?
your woods has a neck?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Head my ass
- Field Marshall Slack
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 19:24:44 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 19:14:45 GMT, Cardinal Vertigo
> wrote:
>
>>HellPopeHuey wrote:
>>> Won't you please give generously when the local
>>> psychopathic representative comes to your house? Ah thanks ya! Every
>>> little bit helps!
>>
>>How about I just pick up the check for lunch the next time you swing
>>through my neck of the woods?
>
> your woods has a neck?
MILLIONS of 'em.
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:08:03 +1000
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> It has always been my contention that the war in Iraq could be
> greatly facilitated by dropping pork rinds on places like a big cloud
> of reverse manna.
i don't think you'd even need to *do* it - just say the air force were
regularly spraying the holy cities with water that had diluted pig's blood.
now you don't need to say how much it's been diluted by; even a couple
dozen of the regular proteins you see in pig plasma would do. i don't
think the quantity would matter to them; they'd just go shithouse-rat.
maybe Dave Letterman could do a "Top Ten Holy Cities", in order of holiness.
Correspondent:: Don Radford
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 02:00:29 GMT
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nikolai kingsley wrote:
> now you don't need to say how much it's been diluted by; even a couple
> dozen of the regular proteins you see in pig plasma would do. i don't
> think the quantity would matter to them; they'd just go shithouse-rat.
How do they feel about materials made from pork that you might not
recognize as containing pig-related elements, e.g. napalm made with soap
that was cooked from pork lard? Or soap for that matter?
--
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June 23, 2004