USUALLY PART 4
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 22:57:29 -0700
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A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under
his arm. The dog is wearing a Cincinnati Bengals
jersey and helmet, and is festooned with Bengal
pom-poms. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are
allowed! You'll have to leave."
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 3 Oct 2004 11:36:29 -0700
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nenslo wrote in message news:<415F94C8.844F9906@yahoox.com>...
> A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under
> his arm. The dog is wearing a Cincinnati Bengals
> jersey and helmet, and is festooned with Bengal
> pom-poms. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are
> allowed! You'll have to leave."
The guy goes into a rage, throws the dachsund in the bartender's
face, knocking out two teeth. As he lies unconscious and bleeding, the
guy empties the cash register, jams several bottles of fine scotch
into his pants, scoops up the stunned dog and waddles off cackling
like a pterodactyl.
The stupid part is, the dog just wanted a shot of Stoly and a beer
chaser. Simple courtesy could have saved the day, but nooooooooo. Bad
manners can really cost ya sometimes.
The moral of this story is KNICK-KNACK PADDY-WHACK FUCK YOU YOU
FUCKIN' FUCK.
--
HellPope Huey
Dobbs accentuates your existing illnesses
until they either kill you or
you learn to make money from them.
"When I found we could have some brains
I was the first in line, cause we were, like
Dragging our knuckles along the ground
Ever since, I've been convinced that every
Sacred thought is mine, and you were still
Dragging your knuckles along the ground
And when they asked us who will lead
I thought it surely must be me
But I stood up too fast
I stood up too fast
Because as soon as I was boss
The next one in line took my head clean off
' cause I stood up too fast"
- Todd Rundgren, "Stood Up"
If God had wanted me otherwise,
He would have created me otherwise.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe