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Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 22:25:31 -0700
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Past Due
A customer sent an order to a distributor for
a large amount of goods totaling a great deal
of money.
The distributor noticed that the previous bill
hadn't been paid. The collections manager left
a voice-mail for them saying, "We can't ship
your new order until you pay for the last one."
The next day the collections manager received
a collect phone call, "You fucked with the WRONG
MOTHERFUCKER, Man. I'll see you in court."
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 6 Oct 2004 12:09:23 GMT
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nenslo wrote in news:4160DECA.89FB4C2C@yahoox.com:
> Past Due
>
> A customer sent an order to a distributor for
> a large amount of goods totaling a great deal
> of money.
>
> The distributor noticed that the previous bill
> hadn't been paid. The collections manager left
> a voice-mail for them saying, "We can't ship
> your new order until you pay for the last one."
>
>
> The next day the collections manager received
> a collect phone call, "You fucked with the WRONG
> MOTHERFUCKER, Man. I'll see you in court."
>
Man, do YOU know how to totally gork up a punchline. It's supposed to go...
"Then Donald Trump walked in, bitch slapped the collection's manager with a
diamond-studded rubber chicken and yelled "YOU'RE FIRED, MOTHERFUCKER!"
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"if you stand on my instep, lean into my face with your salami-breathed
bad manners and bellow "HOWYADOIN' THERE, BUCKO?," you ultimately have
no one to blame but YOU for the pineapple suppository."
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