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Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 22:20:08 -0700
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Subject: Ordering Pizza
An American businessman goes to Japan on a
business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so
he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's
any place around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck, there's
a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver.
The concierge gives the businessman the phone
number, and he goes back to his room and orders
a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows
up to the door with the pizza.
The businessman takes the pizza, and starts
sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery
man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"
The delivery man bows deeply and says, "Your
fucking ass, motherfucker."
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 4 Oct 2004 08:23:59 -0700
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nenslo wrote in message news:<4160DD88.822CB5E2@yahoox.com>...
> Subject: Ordering Pizza
>
> An American businessman goes to Japan on a
> business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so
> he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's
> any place around where he can get American food.
> The concierge tells him he's in luck, there's
> a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver.
> The concierge gives the businessman the phone
> number, and he goes back to his room and orders
> a pizza.
> > Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows
> up to the door with the pizza.
> > The businessman takes the pizza, and starts
> sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery
> man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"
> > The delivery man bows deeply and says, "Your
> fucking ass, motherfucker."
Leno called. You're off the lineup.
--
HellPope Huey
Writer & Producer of
"Buggy Rubber Babies Behind Bars"
Few people can see genius
in someone who has offended them.
- Robertson Davies
"After a while, all you notice is the beauty."
- "Gargoyles"
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 4 Oct 2004 08:24:04 -0700
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nenslo wrote in message news:<4160DD88.822CB5E2@yahoox.com>...
> Subject: Ordering Pizza
>
> An American businessman goes to Japan on a
> business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so
> he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's
> any place around where he can get American food.
> The concierge tells him he's in luck, there's
> a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver.
> The concierge gives the businessman the phone
> number, and he goes back to his room and orders
> a pizza.
> > Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows
> up to the door with the pizza.
> > The businessman takes the pizza, and starts
> sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery
> man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"
> > The delivery man bows deeply and says, "Your
> fucking ass, motherfucker."
Leno called. You're off the lineup.
--
HellPope Huey
Writer & Producer of
"Buggy Rubber Babies Behind Bars"
Few people can see genius
in someone who has offended them.
- Robertson Davies
"After a while, all you notice is the beauty."
- "Gargoyles"