USUALLY

Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 10:58:26 -0700

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A married man goes into the confessional and says to his priest "I had
an affair with a woman... Almost."

The priest says, " what do you mean 'almost'?"

The man says, " well we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I
stopped."

The priest says, " rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You're
not to see that woman again. For your penance, say 5 hail Mary's and
put $50. In the poor box."

The man leaves the confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over
to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly runs over to him saying, "Isaw
that you didn't put any money into the poor box!"

The man replies, "Oh go fuck yourself."