Correspondent:: phy Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 13:19:17 -0000
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You people should stop posting so I don't have to read your crap.
-phy
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 6 Oct 2004 19:17:19 GMT
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phy wrote in news:Xns957A548AB8CA0phy00xyahoocom@
216.168.3.44:
> You people should stop posting so I don't have to read your crap.
>
> -phy
>
You're right. It's so terribly inconsiderate of us to go on merily dumping a
torrent of words into this silly newsgroup, taking up bandwidth and forcing
you to wear out your scrolling finger passing line by line of text that
sometimes occurs randomly in a non-sensical pattern with no real directions
and making as little a point as possible as the posting nimrod smirks
furiously like some forest bonobo with a hoard of bananas or maybe even like
John Kerry, unless you also consider the way The Prez(tm) kept pounding the
lecturn at the debate to make it look like he was all forceful and macho leet
and stuff but still drank water like a fish out of the bowl.
I mean really, how the hell can such a group of knuckle-dragging mentally-
crosswired nocount neanderthal inbread bunch of literary professor wannabes
continually clog up server space with such disjointed diatribes apparently
because their parents let them all watch too fucking much TV and they never
learned to push back from the computer and go take a walk OUTSIDE IN THE
SUNSHINE AND FRESH AIR once in a goddaned while AND KNOW THERE'S MORE TO LIFE
THAN DOOM III AND QUAKE AND REDUNDO THE RABID RACING ASSRAT and above all
USENET and IRC for fuck's sake.
Hell, back in the time before electricity and computers and palm pilots and
cellphones and Apples and Blueberry wireless and mental subspace implants
people would do something unthought-of by today's standards... they'd
actually all go to a COMMON COMMUNITY CENTER OR GATHERING PLACE and TALK and
LISTERN to REAL LIFE HUMAN BEINGS... in PERSON!!! They'd actually LOOK AT
EACH OTHER and TALK and LISTEN and DEBATE and none of this "it'll be in the
format of a question and answer where you cannot ask a question directly to
the other party and the podium has to be exactly 48" high and made of
precolumbian teakwood airbrushed in a lovely robins-egg blue with 500 glasses
of water in a hidden well" kind of politically subject-avoidance bullshit.
They would SIT or STAND in the presence of others and share a drink and some
scones or lovely snack items and discuss things of common interest and THEY'D
BE WEARING SNUDAY-GO-TO-MEETING CLOTHES AND TIES AND DRESSES AND PREEN AND BE
CLEAN SHAVEN and they'd all be acting like THEY WERE ALL PART OF A COMMUNITY,
EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T LIKE THE STUPID FUCKHEAD STANDING NEXT TO THEM they'd
still be all civil and let the dumbas speak and not point out their mother
droppd them on their head at birth (AT LEAST NOT TO THEIR FACE) and then
proceed to calmly and rationately explain why the dumbass' comments were
asenine drivel, but do it in such a way as to NOT CALL THEN ASENINE TO THEIR
FACE and be all charatable and helpful to each other and help build each
other's houses and barns or bring the sick folks food and all the rest of it.
So YES! you're ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY RIGHT! We should ALL STOP POSTING and just
go DO something like weed the garden with a solar-powered chainsaw or goto
the local library and read a lovely book on how to make a nice garden
toolshed out of recycled tongue depressors and carbon fiber 2x4's to stop
deforesting the lair of the gay baby whales or how to bake a lovely pie out
of rutabegas and potato skins or learn how to fold space and time intro
lovely place napkins for your next soiree'. Just everyone SHUT UP LIKE HELL
(tm), get up off your cellulite-laiden glutes, throw open the door and GO DO
SOMETHING AND GET THE HELL OFF OF PHY'S INTERNET YOU BUNCHA OZONE-HUFFING
LARDASS BASTARD ANTISOCIAL NON-POLITICALLY-CORRECT FARTSNORTING CHOADS!
oh... YOU TOO, NENSLO!
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"They can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, dead hands." --
Cardinal Vertigo
You think THIS is civilization??? Bah, this is only The Matrix on a bad-
download day.
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 06 Oct 2004 23:36:39 GMT
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Hellpope Huey wrote:
>they'd
>actually all go to a COMMON COMMUNITY CENTER OR GATHERING PLACE and TALK and
>LISTERN to REAL LIFE HUMAN BEINGS... in PERSON!!! They'd actually LOOK AT
>EACH OTHER and TALK and LISTEN and DEBATE
Funny, that kind of depressing experience in which you are forced to confront
first hand and upfront exactly what kind of beings you are actually sharing the
majority of planet with (and with NO SAFETY ZONE) is what drove me TO
alt.slack.
--
"Energy may be likened to the bending of a crossbow; decision, to the releasing
of the trigger." -Sun Tzu
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If you prefer "normal" newsgroups with their glorp-ridden pinkzoid bullshit
then be our guest & move along pardner.
David
aka
the Rebi "Slash" Foreskin
(R/4)
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 7 Oct 2004 08:54:32 -0700
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kdetal@aol.com (KD et al) wrote in message news:<20041006193639.01064.00001145@mb-m26.aol.com>...
> Hellpope Huey wrote:
> >they'd
> >actually all go to a COMMON COMMUNITY CENTER OR GATHERING PLACE and TALK and
> >LISTERN to REAL LIFE HUMAN BEINGS... in PERSON!!! They'd actually LOOK AT
> >EACH OTHER and TALK and LISTEN and DEBATE
I didn't actually write that part, although it sure sounds like a
nice fantasy. Is there any CGI to go with that?
> Funny, that kind of depressing experience in which you are forced to confront
> first hand and upfront exactly what kind of beings you are actually sharing the
> majority of planet with (and with NO SAFETY ZONE) is what drove me TO
> alt.slack.
And look how THAT turned out. I'm thinking of ordering a bride from
Roosia, whose English is spotty at best. I suspect things would work
out a lot better if we just went back to pointing and grunting. For
one thing, that awful Bill O'Reilly would be muzzled. Now THERE'S a
Happy Thought, haw haw!
--
HellPope Huey
Welcome to Tourette's practice.
Today we begin with the letter "F."
"Who are these Swine ? These flag-sucking half-wits
who get fleeced and fooled
by stupid little rich kids like George Bush?
..... They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious
in the American character....
I piss down the throats of these Nazis.
And I am too old to worry about
whether they like it or not. Fuck Them."
- Hunter S. Thompson, "Kingdom of Fear"
FOR SHITS SAKE WILL YOU FUCKING SPELLCHECK
YOU STUPID GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH.
- Nenslo
Correspondent:: chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Date: 10 Oct 2004 12:50:00 -0700
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hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in message news:<8cc8cffc.0410070754.1b3bc3b8@posting.google.com>...
> kdetal@aol.com (KD et al) wrote in message news:<20041006193639.01064.00001145@mb-m26.aol.com>...
> I suspect things would work
> out a lot better if we just went back to pointing and grunting.
M'BUH GAAH!!!
--
Ug.
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 11 Oct 2004 12:16:40 GMT
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chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel) wrote in
news:72e1e1e3.0410101150.dcfc6eb@posting.google.com:
> hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in message
> news:<8cc8cffc.0410070754.1b3bc3b8@posting.google.com>...
>> kdetal@aol.com (KD et al) wrote in message
>> news:<20041006193639.01064.00001145@mb-m26.aol.com>...
>
>
>> I suspect things would work
>> out a lot better if we just went back to pointing and grunting.
>
> M'BUH GAAH!!!
>
> --
> Ug.
>
"OOUUUGGHH!!!" -- Tim Allen
Og snmart. Og use stone tablet and chisel. Stone tablet and chisel Y2K
compliant, not crash (unless dropped), cannot get virus and retains
information without power. Og tablet DON'T NEED BATTERY. OG FUCKIN GENIUS!
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 23:15:15 +1000
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> Og snmart. Og use stone tablet and chisel. Stone tablet and chisel Y2K
> compliant, not crash (unless dropped), cannot get virus and retains
> information without power. Og tablet DON'T NEED BATTERY. OG FUCKIN GENIUS!
Og still try get Nethack 3.4.1 run on rock. so far won't install. but
hopeful. Og blame XP service pack 2.
--------
Nethack runs just fine on XP SP2.
Who are you kidding, Mr Smart As A Box Of OGs.
"nikolai kingsley" wrote in message
news:2svf84F1mahp1U1@uni-berlin.de...
>
>> Og snmart. Og use stone tablet and chisel. Stone tablet and chisel Y2K
>> compliant, not crash (unless dropped), cannot get virus and retains
>> information without power. Og tablet DON'T NEED BATTERY. OG FUCKIN
>> GENIUS!
>
>
> Og still try get Nethack 3.4.1 run on rock. so far won't install. but
> hopeful. Og blame XP service pack 2.
>
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 11 Oct 2004 07:28:22 -0700
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chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel) wrote in message news:<72e1e1e3.0410101150.dcfc6eb@posting.google.com>...
> hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in message news:<8cc8cffc.0410070754.1b3bc3b8@posting.google.com>...
> > I suspect things would work
> > out a lot better if we just went back to pointing and grunting.
>
> M'BUH GAAH!!!
Sorry, but I can't see where you are pointing via Usenet posts alone.
I guess that will force us to fall back on text and cussing. Oh well,
at least its familiar ground.
You know what's weird? A Japanese girl singing Bach in German.
However, it sure makes me hot.
--
HellPope Huey
Suddenly,
she let out a sharp shriek
which fractured her ceramic rooster.
I've been in 50 car accidents this year.
I sure wish others would learn how to drive.
- Baldin Pramer
"Its like little shards of Heaven."
- "Frasier"
Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar" Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 11:54:32 -0400
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"HellPopeHuey" wrote
>
> You know what's weird? A Japanese girl singing Bach in German.
> However, it sure makes me hot.
Last year, I had a Korean vocal instructor helping me with some Hebrew stuff
for the high holy days.* That was a little bizarre, hearing Hebrew with a
thick Korean accent, and trying to figure out what was part of her accent
and what the actual sound was supposed to be. I'd sing it exactly like she
did, and she'd say "no no no". Yeesh!
* Someone asked me if I could help out that year. I had no experience at all
with that kind of singing, so I said "SURE, WHY NOT." I'll try anything
once. It wasn't easy.
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 6 Oct 2004 12:31:23 -0700
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phy wrote in message news:...
>>> You people should stop posting so I don't have to read your crap.
Maybe we just haven't learned how yet and you should lead by example.
I'm a bit slow but I am an eager pupil. I am blind and my Church is
stupid. Won't you please help?
--
HellPope Huey
That's what you get when
your mama smokes during gestation
and then weans you on limes.
I loathe people who keep dogs.
They are cowards who haven't got the guts
to bite people themselves.
- August Strindberg
"And God said:
You are not serving me, you're serving something else
Cause I don't need to be pleased, just get over yourself
You can't suck up to me, I know you all too well
But I don't dwell upon you, so get over yourself
Cause you're not praying to me, you're praying to yourself
And you're not worshipping me you're worshipping yourself
And you will kill in my name and heaven knows what else
When you can't prove I exist so get over yourself."
- Todd Rundgren, "God Said"
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 13:06:43 -0700
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On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 13:19:17 -0000, phy wrote:
>You people should stop posting so I don't have to read your crap.
>
>-phy
just run your newsreader through babelfish and translate everything to
korean so you can't read it.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
HONK IF YOU LOVE CHEESES
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 6 Oct 2004 22:08:06 -0700
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Zapanaz wrote in message news:<31k8m0l1avq1vr5ttelishc9rgncltdomi@4ax.com>...
> On Wed, 06 Oct 2004 13:19:17 -0000, phy wrote:
>
> >You people should stop posting so I don't have to read your crap.
> just run your newsreader through babelfish and translate everything to
> korean so you can't read it.
Then run the Korean through the Chinese translator, then BACK into
English and voila, you'll have many entertaining lines from Chinese
kung fu movies. "I will have your eyes as candy because your
sloppily-hurled shuriken have damaged my dog's toenail polish!!"
--
HellPope Huey
Welcome to Tourette's practice.
Today we begin with the letter "F."
"Who are these Swine ? These flag-sucking half-wits
who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George
Bush?
..... They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious
in the American character....
I piss down the throats of these Nazis.
And I am too old to worry about
whether they like it or not. Fuck Them."
- Hunter S. Thompson, "Kingdom of Fear"
FOR SHITS SAKE WILL YOU FUCKING SPELLCHECK
YOU STUPID GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH.
- Nenslo
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 19:31:31 -0700
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phy wrote:
>
> You people should stop posting so I don't have to read your crap.
>
That's what I keep telling them too.
Correspondent:: "Anachron" Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 02:45:51 GMT
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"phy" wrote in message
news:Xns957A548AB8CA0phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44...
> You people should stop posting so I don't have to read your crap.
>
> -phy
Your right this sucks.
Bad news though: it's the best thing you have to do.
--
Rev. Anachron
Correspondent:: Cardboard Box Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 06:03:56 GMT
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Some time between the hours of March 10th and Friday, phy
committed the following:
> You people should stop posting so I don't have to read your crap.
Actually, you have a choice in what crap you read here.
Hellpope Huey's crap, for instance, is fun.
Especially if it makes you convulse like you just flew into one of those
bug-zapper lamps.
--
Rev. Cardboard Box, a legend in his own mind (while he had one)
www.livejournal.com/users/revcardboardbox
"Interesting threads die immediately. A stupid thread will last
forever." - William Barwell
Correspondent:: phy Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 12:51:30 -0000
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Cardboard Box
wrote in news:Xns957BC28C65FFCtacnukebubblebath@203.96.92.12:
> Some time between the hours of March 10th and Friday, phy
> committed the following:
>
>> You people should stop posting so I don't have to read your crap.
>
> Actually, you have a choice in what crap you read here.
>
> Hellpope Huey's crap, for instance, is fun.
>
> Especially if it makes you convulse like you just flew into one of those
> bug-zapper lamps.
Hellpope Huey is the only one here that I haven't killfiled. That is why I
am voting for him for president. Plus I just want to write "Hellpope Huey"
on the ballet.
-phy
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 7 Oct 2004 11:39:26 -0700
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phy wrote in message news:...
> Hellpope Huey is the only one here that I haven't killfiled. That is why I
> am voting for him for president. Plus I just want to write "Hellpope Huey"
> on the ballet.
Oh, right, like I'd need the added grief of being President of THIS
mess. You know as well as I do that Them doesn't let the President fix
jack, so where's the fun, aside from the brief period during which I'd
make some really STUNNING comments on TV in a Fraidy "Bob" t-shirt and
a condom hat, EIEIEIEIEIEIE. It'd be a real "Bulworth" scenario: I'd
either be elected planetary overlord or SHOT within a month.
By the way, please don't write me on a ballet. I'm built like
"Refrigerator" Perry and have less business attempting that than Les
Ballets Trockadero. The biggest tutu they could find would probably be
so damned restrictive, my "guys" would be folded double and I'd sound
like a 6'4" version of Minnie Mouse. Thankee kindly for the thought
all the same, eek eek.
--
HellPope Huey
Welcome to Tourette's practice.
Today we begin with the letter "F."
"Who are these Swine ? These flag-sucking half-wits
who get fleeced and fooled
by stupid little rich kids like George Bush?
..... They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious
in the American character....
I piss down the throats of these Nazis.
And I am too old to worry about
whether they like it or not. Fuck Them."
- Hunter S. Thompson, "Kingdom of Fear"
FOR SHITS SAKE WILL YOU FUCKING SPELLCHECK
YOU STUPID GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH.
- Nenslo
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 11 Oct 2004 12:25:34 GMT
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hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in
news:8cc8cffc.0410071039.3a094063@posting.google.com:
> phy wrote in message
> news:...
>
>> Hellpope Huey is the only one here that I haven't killfiled. That is
>> why I am voting for him for president. Plus I just want to write
>> "Hellpope Huey" on the ballet.
>
> Oh, right, like I'd need the added grief of being President of THIS
> mess. You know as well as I do that Them doesn't let the President fix
> jack, so where's the fun, aside from the brief period during which I'd
> make some really STUNNING comments on TV in a Fraidy "Bob" t-shirt and
> a condom hat, EIEIEIEIEIEIE. It'd be a real "Bulworth" scenario: I'd
> either be elected planetary overlord or SHOT within a month.
>
> By the way, please don't write me on a ballet. I'm built like
> "Refrigerator" Perry and have less business attempting that than Les
> Ballets Trockadero. The biggest tutu they could find would probably be
> so damned restrictive, my "guys" would be folded double and I'd sound
> like a 6'4" version of Minnie Mouse. Thankee kindly for the thought
> all the same, eek eek.
>
Look dammit, we're all fucked anyway, and having you as the Head
Overlord/Court Jester would just be the icing on the cake. You'd just stick
a tape loop of Londo Molari from Babylon 5 on all the networks saying over
and over "Whatever it is, IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD!"
It's either you, or Jack Nicholson singing "We still have two out of three
branches of government and THAT AIN'T BAD" while tapdancing all over Dick
Cheney's face in spiked golf shoes while wearing a Bush mask.
Hell, I'd pay to watch that on PPV!
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"They can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, dead hands." --
Cardinal Vertigo
"if you stand on my instep, lean into my face with your salami-breathed
bad manners and bellow "HOWYADOIN' THERE, BUCKO?," you ultimately have
no one to blame but YOU for the pineapple suppository."
- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 7 Oct 2004 08:48:37 -0700
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Cardboard Box wrote in message news:...
> Hellpope Huey's crap, for instance, is fun.
> Especially if it makes you convulse like you just flew into one of those
> bug-zapper lamps.
Gee, I'm sorry. I wasn't TRYING to make you really CONVULSE, but as I
am usually doing it myself, sometimes people just get caught in the
undertow. I'm a mighty mountain of a man and well, things just HAPPEN
sometimes, like when Nenslo's dad fucked his mom and look how THAT
turned out.
--
HellPope Huey
Welcome to Tourette's practice.
Today we begin with the letter "F."
"Who are these Swine ? These flag-sucking half-wits
who get fleeced and fooled
by stupid little rich kids like George Bush?
..... They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious
in the American character....
I piss down the throats of these Nazis.
And I am too old to worry about
whether they like it or not. Fuck Them."
- Hunter S. Thompson, "Kingdom of Fear"
FOR SHITS SAKE WILL YOU FUCKING SPELLCHECK
YOU STUPID GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH.
- Nenslo
Correspondent:: ridetheory@gmail.com (ignatz topo)
Date: 7 Oct 2004 17:11:35 -0700
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phy wrote in message news:...
> You people should stop posting so I don't have to read your crap.
You first; stop crapping.
iggy
Correspondent:: phy Date: Fri, 08 Oct 2004 02:50:22 -0000
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ridetheory@gmail.com (ignatz topo) wrote in
news:e1eb598e.0410071611.520dc45@posting.google.com:
> phy wrote in message
> news:...
>
>> You people should stop posting so I don't have to read your crap.
>
> You first; stop crapping.
>
If I do that, I will swell up and it will end up coming out my fingertips
and get spewed out all over usenet.
-phy
Correspondent:: "Rev. ErRoR" Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 14:05:08 GMT
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In article , phy
wrote:
> ridetheory@gmail.com (ignatz topo) wrote in
> news:e1eb598e.0410071611.520dc45@posting.google.com:
>
> > phy wrote in message
> > news:...
> >
> >> You people should stop posting so I don't have to read your crap.
> >
> > You first; stop crapping.
> >
>
> If I do that, I will swell up and it will end up coming out my fingertips
> and get spewed out all over usenet.
>
> -phy
arguments about crap are just as CRAP as posting crap (this post
included)
err.
Correspondent:: ridetheory@gmail.com (ignatz topo)
Date: 12 Oct 2004 11:14:23 -0700
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"Rev. ErRoR" wrote in message news:<101020041505082014%error@priest.SPAMcom>...
> In article , phy
> wrote:
>
> > ridetheory@gmail.com (ignatz topo) wrote in
> > news:e1eb598e.0410071611.520dc45@posting.google.com:
> >
> > > phy wrote in message
> > > news:...
> > >
> > >> You people should stop posting so I don't have to read your crap.
> > >
> > > You first; stop crapping.
> > >
> >
> > If I do that, I will swell up and it will end up coming out my fingertips
> > and get spewed out all over usenet.
> >
> > -phy
> arguments about crap are just as CRAP as posting crap (this post
> included)
> err.
Hey, yeah! Way to crap up the newsgroup!
iggy
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 03:48:16 GMT
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In article ,
ridetheory@gmail.com (ignatz topo) wrote:
> Hey, yeah! Way to crap up the newsgroup!
Well, you must admit, when it lies on its back, looks up at you with
its big brown doe eyes and begs for a steamer, its hard to say No.
--
HellPope Huey
Worse than an Ewok with eczema
"Whaddaya got under the foil, Mr. Party Pooper?
Some party poop?"
- "King of the Hill"
In "Bob" we trust. All others pay cash --
as soon as possible and directly to me.
- Rev. AuntiKrist