TERRIER ALERT LEVEL RED!
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 23:00:50 -0700
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small well-mannered dogs are coming to get us!
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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
>Abdominal cramps, agitation, anxiety, black tongue, black, red, or
>blue spots on skin, blurred vision, breast development in males,
>breast enlargement in females, confusion, constipation, delusions,
>diarrhea, dilated pupils, disorientation, dizziness, drowsiness, dry
>mouth, excessive or spontaneous flow of milk, fatigue, fever,
>flushing, frequent urination or difficulty or delay in urinating,
>hallucinations, headache, heart attack, heartbeat irregularities,
>hepatitis, high or low blood pressure, high or low blood sugar, hives,
>impotence, increased or decreased sex drive, inflammation of the
>mouth, insomnia, intestinal blockage, lack of coordination,
>light-headedness (especially when rising from lying down), loss of
>appetite, loss of hair, mild elation, nausea, nightmares, odd taste in
>mouth, painful ejaculation, palpitations, purplish spots on the skin,
>rapid heartbeat, restlessness, ringing in the ears, seizures,
>sensitivity to light, skin itching and rash, sore throat, stomach
>pain, stroke, sweating, swelling due to fluid retention (especially in
>face or tongue), swelling of testicles, swollen glands, tingling,
>numbness and pins and needles in hands and feet, tremors, urinating at
>night, visual problems, vomiting, weakness, weight gain or loss,
>worsening of psychosis, yellowed skin and whites of eyes
Boy I've had days like that.
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 22 Oct 2004 06:44:47 -0700
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Zapanaz wrote in message news:...
> >Abdominal cramps, agitation, anxiety, black tongue, black, red, or
> >blue spots on skin, blurred vision, breast development in males,
> >breast enlargement in females, confusion, constipation, delusions,
> >diarrhea, dilated pupils, disorientation, dizziness, drowsiness, dry
> >mouth, excessive or spontaneous flow of milk, fatigue, fever,
> >flushing, frequent urination or difficulty or delay in urinating,
> >hallucinations, headache, heart attack, heartbeat irregularities,
> >hepatitis, high or low blood pressure, high or low blood sugar, hives,
> >impotence, increased or decreased sex drive, inflammation of the
> >mouth, insomnia, intestinal blockage, lack of coordination,
> >light-headedness (especially when rising from lying down), loss of
> >appetite, loss of hair, mild elation, nausea, nightmares, odd taste in
> >mouth, painful ejaculation, palpitations, purplish spots on the skin,
> >rapid heartbeat, restlessness, ringing in the ears, seizures,
> >sensitivity to light, skin itching and rash, sore throat, stomach
> >pain, stroke, sweating, swelling due to fluid retention (especially in
> >face or tongue), swelling of testicles, swollen glands, tingling,
> >numbness and pins and needles in hands and feet, tremors, urinating at
> >night, visual problems, vomiting, weakness, weight gain or loss,
> >worsening of psychosis, yellowed skin and whites of eyes
>
> Boy I've had days like that.
Yeah, I shot a wad extra-hard one time when I had this big biker
girlfriend in 1980. I heard a big gong, everything went white and
when I woke up, most of my cranial hair was GONE, just fucking GONE. I
sure do miss her, she was sweet.
--
HellPope Huey
That's the nature of de beast:
run as fast as you can to keep the grease flowing
that allows you to run at all.
Do not ask where you are going, just GO.
"The President won the debate because
he wasn't as retarded as we thought he would be."
- Greg Giraldo
The notion that a radical is one who hates his country
is naive and usually idiotic. He is, more likely,
one who likes his country more than the rest of us
and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us
when he sees it debauched.
He is not a bad citizen turning to crime;
he is a good citizen driven to despair.
- H. L. Mencken
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2004 22:42:51 -0000
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Zapanaz wrote in
news:rf8hn09gnlihk6pgsn9vto4tftt608qm49@4ax.com:
> small well-mannered dogs are coming to get us!
A well-mannered terrier? Who'da thunk?
-phy
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2004 23:31:54 -0700
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On Fri, 22 Oct 2004 22:42:51 -0000, phy wrote:
>Zapanaz wrote in
>news:rf8hn09gnlihk6pgsn9vto4tftt608qm49@4ax.com:
>
>> small well-mannered dogs are coming to get us!
>
>A well-mannered terrier? Who'da thunk?
>
>-phy
Crikey!
Good point.
Small irritable yip-yip dogs are coming to get us!
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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
World Children's Day is a trademark of the McDonald's Corporation
Correspondent:: Affinity
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 08:18:21 GMT
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Thus spake Zapanaz :
>On Fri, 22 Oct 2004 22:42:51 -0000, phy wrote:
>>Zapanaz wrote in
>>news:rf8hn09gnlihk6pgsn9vto4tftt608qm49@4ax.com:
>>
>>> small well-mannered dogs are coming to get us!
>>
>>A well-mannered terrier? Who'da thunk?
>>
>>-phy
>
>Crikey!
>
>Good point.
>
>Small irritable yip-yip dogs are coming to get us!
http://www.trojanmedia.org/pub/terrieralert.jpg
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 23 Oct 2004 18:24:01 -0700
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Affinity wrote in message news:...
>>> http://www.trojanmedia.org/pub/terrieralert.jpg
HAW HAW HAW! I think I peed a little! Small dogs make excellent
catapault test loads and the psychological impact when they land
amongst or ON the enemy cannot be overstated. SUPPORT OPERATION
YIKESPLAT.
--
HellPope Huey
Welcome to "Dog Bitch-Ass Theatre."
Its 2 straight hours of dogs sniffing other dogs' butts.
Quick, call Fox. It can run right after "The Simple Life."
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain
and gag himself.
- Joe Cosby
Life is a series of dogs.
- George Carlin
http://www.jibjab.com/
Correspondent:: Affinity
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 09:09:02 GMT
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Thus spake hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey):
>Affinity wrote in message news:...
>
>>>> http://www.trojanmedia.org/pub/terrieralert.jpg
>
> HAW HAW HAW! I think I peed a little! Small dogs make excellent
>catapault test loads and the psychological impact when they land
>amongst or ON the enemy cannot be overstated. SUPPORT OPERATION
>YIKESPLAT.
Or YAPSPLAT.
Unleash the tiny terrier dogs of war.
Correspondent:: chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 14:52:31 -0700
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hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in message news:<8cc8cffc.0410231724.273f5ba9@posting.google.com>...
> Affinity wrote in message news:...
>
> >>> http://www.trojanmedia.org/pub/terrieralert.jpg
>
> HAW HAW HAW! I think I peed a little! Small dogs make excellent
> catapault test loads and the psychological impact when they land
> amongst or ON the enemy cannot be overstated. SUPPORT OPERATION
> YIKESPLAT.
>
If you spent your entire life locked in a house with a 25' tall giant
who didn't speak any intelligible language, fed you horse giblets, and
only let you outside to PEE, you'd be a mite irratable yrself.
--
C.
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 19:39:46 -0700
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chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel) wrote in message news:<72e1e1e3.0410241352.4607b0ff@posting.google.com>...
> hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in message news:<8cc8cffc.0410231724.273f5ba9@posting.google.com>...
> > HAW HAW HAW! I think I peed a little! Small dogs make excellent
> > catapault test loads and the psychological impact when they land
> > amongst or ON the enemy cannot be overstated. SUPPORT OPERATION
> > YIKESPLAT.
> If you spent your entire life locked in a house with a 25' tall giant
> who didn't speak any intelligible language, fed you horse giblets, and
> only let you outside to PEE, you'd be a mite irratable yrself.
That was my daddy. I escaped by quadrupling the amperage to the
vacuum cleaner and attaching the hose to his left nut while he slept.
FREE AT LAST!!!! Shit, I'm starting to sound like that madgello
babboon-wad. I need Cartman to whap my noggin with a stick, then I'll
be allll better.
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HellPope Huey
I'm hopped up on goofballs
and I VOTED.
Praise boss when morning work bells chime
Praise him for bits of overtime
Praise him whose wars we love to fight
Praise him, fat leech and parasite
Amen.
- Utah Phillips
"What, me worry about YOU??
But I'm the Prezerdent!"
- Alfred E. Bush
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/