Sorry for all the dupe posts kids
Correspondent:: "ghost"
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 00:37:42 GMT
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Something's SERIOUSLY fucked up with Outlook...
Correspondent:: bobdiddley@aol.com (3D Bob Not Diddley)
Date: 23 Oct 2004 01:32:14 GMT
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ghost written:
>Something's SERIOUSLY fucked up with Outlook...
It's the letters, "MS".
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Correspondent:: "Deekoo L."
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 09:43:22 -0500
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For reasons that would not become apparent until far too late,
ghost publically announced:
> Something's SERIOUSLY fucked up with Outlook...
An Al Qaeada affilliated (yes, they have an affilliate program now.) group
in Boca Raton has recently managed to obtain Acxiom's patented "dhole"
technologies. Recently, IOC stormtroopers siezed several of their
computers and peered through them; it turns out that the "dhole" is
merely a pretentious name for a common MS HTML widget worm with
surprisingly little originality - it has a JPEG virus component an a
function to use what appears to be accidental multiposting to send
very-low-bit-rate announcements of the infected machines' coordinates.
Therefore:
Multiposting is terrorism.
We are at war against terrorism.
War is necessary at times.
Shit is necessary at times.
Shit opposes multiposting.
Multiposting is a personal hygiene product.
Personal hygiene products oppose terrorism.
Women are people.
Terrorists are plotting to blow up a tampon factory in Indianopolis.
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