Sex toy creates Oz airport pandemonium
Correspondent:: Hayduke@AWOLBush.com (George Washington Hayduke)
Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 02:01:32 GMT
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Sex toy creates Oz airport pandemonium
By Lester Haines
Published Monday 4th October 2004 13:52 GMT
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/10/04/adult_toy_alert/
A discarded vibrator at Queensland's Mackay airport caused pandemonium
after cleaners noticed a rubbish bin humming in a suspicious manner, the
Herald Sun reports.
Cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant said: "It was rather disconcerting when the
rubbish bin started humming furiously. We called security and next minute
everybody was being evacuated while they checked it out."
It was only after an hour that security declared the offending item nothing
more than a "adult novelty device". It is not reported whether the
authorities attempted to apprehend the person responsible for wreaking
havoc with passengers' schedules. Presumably, they simply had to look for a
smiling and chilled-looking woman among the screaming, terrorised
travellers.
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Correspondent:: "Rev. Beergoggles"
Date: Mon, 4 Oct 2004 21:31:11 -0500
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George Washington Hayduke did pass the time by typing:
> Sex toy creates Oz airport pandemonium
> By Lester Haines
>
> Published Monday 4th October 2004 13:52 GMT
> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/10/04/adult_toy_alert/
>
Screw the dildo.. I want one of these
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2003/10/27/novelty_farting_dog_sparks_us/
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 20:16:00 -0700
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On Mon, 4 Oct 2004 21:31:11 -0500, "Rev. Beergoggles"
wrote:
>Screw the dildo
oooooooooooh
a paradox.
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Correspondent:: Don Radford
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 01:47:36 GMT
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George Washington Hayduke wrote:
> Sex toy creates Oz airport pandemonium
> By Lester Haines
>
> Published Monday 4th October 2004 13:52 GMT
> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/10/04/adult_toy_alert/
Narrator : Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer : Actually throwers don't worry about ticking
'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator : Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer : Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase
vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator : My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer : Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor,
but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer : it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy
never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the
indefinite article "a dildo", never "your dildo".
Narrator : I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/quotes
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